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This week's sign of the apocalypse
03-14-2013, 10:52 AM
I was in a department store yesterday and needed a price check on a countertop convection oven sitting on a clearance rack. I picked the thing up and went to the nearest register, which was in the lingerie department right next to housewares. As I passed a display table festooned with panties, I saw the largest pair of frilly, lacy snoochwrappers I've ever come across. The kicker? They were screenprinted on the ample backside with the word PERFECT.
The girl behind the counter was fittingly obese.
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This week's sign of the apocalypse
03-14-2013, 12:03 PM
I thought this was going to be about Peter the Roman-the last pope prophecy. Ha!
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This week's sign of the apocalypse
03-14-2013, 12:07 PM
Quote: (03-14-2013 12:03 PM)rakishness Wrote:
I thought this was going to be about Peter the Roman-the last pope prophecy. Ha!
Or that Twinkies will return this summer.
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This week's sign of the apocalypse
03-14-2013, 12:07 PM
Hey have just started to roll out overweight mannequins in the uk. There is no point even worrying about it.
