[aphelion]

http://everydayfeminism.com/2013/01/how-...at-girl-2/



Gentlemen, tired of dating thin, feminine women with an hourglass figure? Here's some absolutely killer advice on how to approach fat girls for romantic prospects, written by a fat girl herself (and obviously because it works on her, it works on all fat girls, amirite guys?). Everydayfeminism features a jumbo-sized article absolutely stuffed with tips and tricks that'll leave 'em breathless, and not just for lack of cardio.

Some of the sure-shot advice you'll find on this page:


3. Don’t be offended if she’s suspicious.

Again, can’t speak for all fat girls, but lots of us have had a lot of bad experiences when it comes to dating. Men who’ll talk the good talk but won’t be seen with us in public, men who’ll have sex with us but make fun of fat girls to their friends, men who think we’re ‘desperate’ and ‘easy’ and just a quick lay.



4. Be humble.

This might sound harsh, but you have no idea how many men expect some kind of reward for being attracted to fat girls. Well, you don’t. Maybe it’s not socially ‘in’ right now, but the fact of the matter is, PLENTY of guys like fat girls.



5. Take her out in public.

Take her out to dinner, to the movies, walk around town. Hold her hand, put your arm around her. Looking couple-y doesn’t hurt!

If you’re scared of what people think? You don’t deserve to have a fat girlfriend.



Hear that guys? A lot of you don't deserve to have a fat girlfriend. Shame on you and your size-ism. How dare you allow social conditioning to not allow you to appreciate the true beauty of fat girls.

Fortunately, take these eight lessons to heart and you too could score a fat girlfriend someday. If you deserve one.

[storm]

Lol

But shouldn't this be in ee?

[aphelion]

No, it clearly discusses approaching and beginning a relationship with a fat chick. This clearly belongs in Game.

[Matt3B]

I STAND


...then sit down a moment later because I'm exhausted.

Fat bitch.

[ChocolateCockOfZeus]

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5. Take her out in public.

Take her out to dinner, to the movies, walk around town. Hold her hand, put your arm around her. Looking couple-y doesn’t hurt!

If you’re scared of what people think? You don’t deserve to have a fat girlfriend.

Question:

when she says "walk around town" she can't really mean walking around town, right? I mean, maybe walking a few yards...if we're being honest.

Also, "put your arm around her" should probably be "Stretch your arm across her back and try to reach enough so that you can rest your hand on her shoulder."...I'm just saying.

Lastly, you're damn right I don't deserve a fat chick! I've done WAY to much good in my life to deserve such.

[storm]

Hahaha she's "body positive"

Because all her clothes are plus sized

[WhiteFang]

Hilarious.

Anyone remember that movie Shallow Hal where Jack Black saw the "true beauty" inside of all women and ended up LTR'ing a gigantic fatty? He was doing all this shit to her, haha.

Brings to mind the irony of the "they are all fatties" rule — if you want to pull a hot bitch, you gotta devalue her in your head because every other guy in the world fauns over her like her pussy is made of gold and will grant three wishes if she just let you rub it.

You gotta give girls what they don't get from other dudes. If you want a hot girl, you can't treat her like one. If you want a fatty — I guess you gotta treat her like a hot one.

[Private Man]

"I'll take diabetes for $1000, Alex..."

"Hmmm, what is obesity?"

She'll apply for Social Security disability and then healthy, working people will subsidize her fat acceptance movement while she dies a long and painful death... blind and with her feet amputated.

Her pithy retort on her deathbed at 45:

"Damn you, science and facts... DAMN YOU! My ideology failed to shout you away!"

Oh, and that snarky, bitchy look on her face is just as attractive as her figure.

[Nonpareil]

(03-13-2013 08:58 PM)aphelion Wrote:  

4. Be humble.

This might sound harsh, but you have no idea how many men expect some kind of reward for being attracted to fat girls. Well, you don’t. Maybe it’s not socially ‘in’ right now, but the fact of the matter is, PLENTY of guys like fat girls.

More like plenty of guys are forced to settle for fat girls when men like my forum brothers swoop in and jack all the skinny, pretty girls.

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5. Take her out in public.

Take her out to dinner, to the movies, walk around town. Hold her hand, put your arm around her. Looking couple-y doesn’t hurt!

If you’re scared of what people think? You don’t deserve to have a fat girlfriend.

1) 'If you're scared of what people think?' is a statement and not a question...or did she accidentally hit shift + / with her sausage fingers?

2) I work out, read, develop my game and sense of humor, dress well and work to cultivate an interesting, intriguing personality. I don't want a fat girlfriend.

3) 'If you're scared of going to the gym or lack the restraint to put down your seventh chocolate bar...you don't deserve an attractive boyfriend.' (how well you think that goes over?)

(03-13-2013 09:56 PM)WhiteFang Wrote:  

Hilarious.

Anyone remember that movie Shallow Hal where Jack Black saw the "true beauty" inside of all women and ended up LTR'ing a gigantic fatty? He was doing all this shit to her, haha.

Brings to mind the irony of the "they are all fatties" rule — if you want to pull a hot bitch, you gotta devalue her in your head because every other guy in the world fauns over her like her pussy is made of gold and will grant three wishes if she just let you rub it.

You gotta give girls what they don't get from other dudes. If you want a hot girl, you can't treat her like one. If you want a fatty — I guess you gotta treat her like a hot one.

I love that movie; not because it's pretty damn funny, but because out of all people, it's the gross fatty and hideous people who have great personalities, and all the people with ugly personalities are beautiful women and handsome men.

Most of the fat women I've come across tend to be bitter and obnoxious. While plenty of beautiful women are entitled princess, I've also met quite a few who were talented, kind and interesting.

Here is how you get a relationship with a fat chick:

1) Approach her at the end of the night if you're drunk and super-desperate.

2) Bang.

3) Swallow your shame like she does so many french fries and call her back.

[aphelion]

I thought you guys wanted a strong, self-confident, powerful modern woman. Are you afraid of them or something?

[JoyStick]

at least she accepts the fact that she's fat and not claim
to be thick or curvy

[presidentcarter]

What the hell is she wearing? The table cloth and the window curtains?

[Sphere]

I was eating lunch when I clicked on this thread. Nearly lost it all over my desk.

How about a warning in the title next time? That's positively repulsive.

[klosck]

This fat acceptance movement is ridiculous.

The caption in the pic "Health at Every Size"

Are they actually saying that you can be that big and still be healthy?

[Tuthmosis]

Am I the only guy who recognizes that monster?

[MrXY]

I guess I don't deserve a fat girlfriend

[Hades]

I want to be an actuary so I can tell her in no uncertain maths that chainsmoking alcoholics who die alone will outlive her by twenty years.

[aphelion]

(03-14-2013 02:42 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Am I the only guy who recognizes that monster?

Is that Lillian Behrendt?

[the Dagda]

(03-14-2013 02:42 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Am I the only guy who recognizes that monster?

I remember seeing her on the online-hamster thread

[highandtight]

The worst part about all of these grain fed landbeasts is that they all want to date good looking, fit guys. They expect to be loved, rolls and all, but think they are going to go date Brad Pitt.

[Rah]

What's most disturbing to me is where she talks about the supposedly endless line of men she claims are chasing her chub. If that's even half true they are the ones creating the wildly deluded world view fatties like this live in.

[Veloce]

Alexis Mijatovic · Top Commenter · Chicago, Illinois
The experiences of fat girls and trans girls have some similarities.
Reply · 4 · · January 25 at 9:59am

Richard Casey · UCL
and people with disabilities, mental and particularly physical, too.
Reply · 1 · · January 29 at 3:54am

That second comment wasn't sarcastic or snarky, THESE FUCKING PEOPLE ARE SERIOUS!!!

By their logic, men, ALL men, should have an 8-point bullet list in knowing how to deal with and approach NOT just fat bitches, but trannies, freaks, cripples, and retards too!

What's funny, what absolutely kills me, is chances are these D-listers of humanity are higher maintenance and more effort to appease than just going out to a local bar and finding some horny 6 to take home and fuck. This is absolutely the end result of a prosperous society. Anywhere else in the world these people would be left in a ditch on the side of the road or turned into pet food.