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How do you deal with really drunk girls?
03-15-2013, 04:48 PM
well, I'm going to out myself as a scumbag here and admit that I've fucked a few girls that have been passed out. Not the first time we banged, mind you. And not the scenario where she's already passed out and I throw her on the bed and fuck her lifeless body. But I've gotten drunk with girls, start fooling around, and she literally passes out in the middle of the action. I figure that's enough consent, and I've got a hardon to take care of.
I've felt like a total scumbag in the middle of it, but I kind of like that. YOLO!
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How do you deal with really drunk girls?
03-16-2013, 05:18 AM
Sloppy drunk sex is pretty awesome, but the first sign of her passing out and I'm peaching out. In the U.S., garden variety sex can catch you a false rape case. Never allow yourself to be in a "she was too drunk to consent" scenario.
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How do you deal with really drunk girls?
03-18-2013, 04:33 AM
If she is really hot and wasted, be a gentleman and let her sleep in your bed while you stay on the couch and don't try to take advantage.
In the morning, make her some breakfast and tell her you didn't want anybody to take advantage of her. Now exchange numbers and meet up again. She'll be eager to thank you for your graciousness
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How do you deal with really drunk girls?
03-18-2013, 06:14 AM
Quote: (03-15-2013 04:48 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:
But I've gotten drunk with girls, start fooling around, and she literally passes out in the middle of the action.
This is key - you have to time it, so you bed her JUST before she passes out. Leave her in recovery position so the CSI dudes don't come looking for semen samples.
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