Heartiste has alluded to this. Does any one have any other workable knowledge on this?
Fart Game
Quote: (03-09-2013 05:52 AM)Irishman Wrote:
Is this a real thread?
Yes, fart game has been mentioned many times on Heartiste. I've always been too ashamed to fart in front of a girl. Maybe there are others out there like me?
It seems like a way to, at the very least, test a girl's compliance.
So, I'm assuming fart game should be just pulled without any kind of arch/flirty vibe. I think it is just an extension of caveman game.
I always have to hold in my farts at the most inconvient times(sex). One occasion i was having sex with this chick in missionary. As i was cumming on her tits i let out a MASSIVE fart... it was like my dick that was spewing cum had sound effects, making it sound like a machine gun. For a split second i was overwhelmed by that "oh shit" feeling that you sometimes get when you know you've fucked up, however i quickly recovered and started laughing my ass off and went to clean up my dick in the bathroom. I think she was more embarrassed than i was and after i came back from the bathroom it was back to after sex routine for me. Not one word was ever said about that incident, except that i told my buddies cause it was funny as hell.
One of my playboy friends gave me some advice that I've never forgotten:
"If you're afraid to fart around a girl, you're doing it wrong."
If you're afraid to fart around the girl you probably have some inner game issues to work out. From now on, when you have to fart, don't hold it in and don't act like it never happened. Simply own up to your own fart. I like to have a few lines ready in case I've been eating badly lately.
Something simple like "Hmm...does it smell like freshly baked bread in here?" works wonders. She will smell the fart whether it was audible or not. This is a great way to build some attraction and show that you don't give a fuck.
Okay, I'm joking about the lines, but I still think you should own up to farts.
"If you're afraid to fart around a girl, you're doing it wrong."
If you're afraid to fart around the girl you probably have some inner game issues to work out. From now on, when you have to fart, don't hold it in and don't act like it never happened. Simply own up to your own fart. I like to have a few lines ready in case I've been eating badly lately.
Something simple like "Hmm...does it smell like freshly baked bread in here?" works wonders. She will smell the fart whether it was audible or not. This is a great way to build some attraction and show that you don't give a fuck.
Okay, I'm joking about the lines, but I still think you should own up to farts.
Took an epic shit at a girl's house before we went out on a date. Surprised I didn't paint the wall with how it was solid first, then turned to straight mush.
Ended up clogging the toilet and had to ask her for a plunger. Thank God she had one, because the toilet began to brim as I flushed.
We banged later that night.
Ended up clogging the toilet and had to ask her for a plunger. Thank God she had one, because the toilet began to brim as I flushed.
We banged later that night.
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Once I ate something that left me with the worst smelling shit ever.
Of course I dropped it at the girlfriends.
Stunk up the entire house. Seriously. My eyes were watering while closed in the bathroom. Almost puked.
About 1 minute after returning to the couch the rank scent hit the living room.
"OMG! WHY DIDN"T YOU OPEN THE WINDOW?!?!?!"
I just laughed and changed the channel.
Of course I dropped it at the girlfriends.
Stunk up the entire house. Seriously. My eyes were watering while closed in the bathroom. Almost puked.
About 1 minute after returning to the couch the rank scent hit the living room.
"OMG! WHY DIDN"T YOU OPEN THE WINDOW?!?!?!"
I just laughed and changed the channel.
I hate this thread - farting is disgusting and low class - if you aren't capable of holding it in until a more discreet time you really need to work on your diet and fitness.
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I used to care about this or think it was gross - which is stupid because everyone including bitches do it - but I learned this from my uncle and then I saw Heartiste mention it on his blog. My uncle would just rip one or even purposely do it in front of my aunts face. She would always whine, then proceed to do him a favor, as he walked off not giving a single fuck. This past friday I was burping and farting up a storm at this girls apartment, and at first she would give me this look like stop. My response with a smirk: what? Presumably she was trying to house train me before her two other hot roommates showed up. I continued to chug my beer, burp, and fart like I owned the place while all three of the girls hung off my every word after arriving. She even tried correcting me in their presence and they just laughed at her failed attempt, farting when you want = alpha. She proceeded to initiate dick sucking later, and complained I fucked her too hard later that night, mission accomplished.
I think the only reason I was ever self-conscious was that like most of us, presumably, had mothers and aunts always correct us in public when were just doing the dumb shit that young men like to do. It's just another small facet of feminism shaming generic male stuff that makes them feel a tinge uncomfortable. I think I realized how powerful fart/burp game was due to this, and being raised by a single mom. Even today, she'll bitch about it, but can't do anything cause I'm a grown ass man that does what I want. This transfers over to girls because its: playful childish teasing, shows you don't care, and you can't be controlled.
I think the only reason I was ever self-conscious was that like most of us, presumably, had mothers and aunts always correct us in public when were just doing the dumb shit that young men like to do. It's just another small facet of feminism shaming generic male stuff that makes them feel a tinge uncomfortable. I think I realized how powerful fart/burp game was due to this, and being raised by a single mom. Even today, she'll bitch about it, but can't do anything cause I'm a grown ass man that does what I want. This transfers over to girls because its: playful childish teasing, shows you don't care, and you can't be controlled.
I have some serious gas at this very moment.
Gonna hit the saloon and let some screamers fly.
Gonna hit the saloon and let some screamers fly.
For those of you stinking up girl's bathrooms and having to do the walk of shame as you exit, might want to consider this product, it has stellar reviews:
http://www.amazon.com/Just-Drop-Natural-...B0019SPNQ8
You just put a drop of it in the toilet bowl before you go and it's supposed to neutralize the smell of the dump before it makes it out of the water. The bottle is just a tiny little dropper that's as bit as the end of your thumb. Bring it to a chic's house if you're spending the night and you should be cool. There's also the flush-as-you-go method. When you drop one, flush it immediately so it doesn't have time to stank up the bathroom.
http://www.amazon.com/Just-Drop-Natural-...B0019SPNQ8
You just put a drop of it in the toilet bowl before you go and it's supposed to neutralize the smell of the dump before it makes it out of the water. The bottle is just a tiny little dropper that's as bit as the end of your thumb. Bring it to a chic's house if you're spending the night and you should be cool. There's also the flush-as-you-go method. When you drop one, flush it immediately so it doesn't have time to stank up the bathroom.
If you fart in bed with a girl, you know you're comfortable around her. When you pull the covers over her face for the purposes of your amusement, she's officially your girlfriend.
You guys think a girl's shit doesn't stink?
Everybody's had horrible bouts of diarrhea. No one's perfect. All shit stinks. It's life. If you think about it, it's all gross. A girl's juices is nothing more than moucus secluded from her vagina. It's fucking SNOT.
Get over yourselves. Fart if you have to. If she doesn't like it, she can fuck off and go live on the planet where nobody farts.
Everybody's had horrible bouts of diarrhea. No one's perfect. All shit stinks. It's life. If you think about it, it's all gross. A girl's juices is nothing more than moucus secluded from her vagina. It's fucking SNOT.
Get over yourselves. Fart if you have to. If she doesn't like it, she can fuck off and go live on the planet where nobody farts.
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There is a difference between being afraid to fart around a girl and just flat out having some manners and proper behaviour, but I guess it comes down to your frame... I don't even know why I'm commenting on this thread.
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I might buy that product just so that people will actually think that my shit don't stink and I'll be able to get away with more deviant activities.
I don't go out of my way to fart in front of girls (partially because I'd rather they never fart/burp around me (just makes them seem manly/unattractive to me), but around guy friends that are down to earth I'll let one rip because farting around guys is just funny, just like homoerotic jokes. Don't know why, just is the way the universe is.
If I happy to let a fart rip in the presence of people I don't know that well, this line is the best ever. Deliver it IMMEDIATELY when you fart:
"Woah, did someone step on a duck?"
Try to keep a straight face, most people will immediately laugh.
If I happy to let a fart rip in the presence of people I don't know that well, this line is the best ever. Deliver it IMMEDIATELY when you fart:
"Woah, did someone step on a duck?"
Try to keep a straight face, most people will immediately laugh.
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There's some nuances we have to carefully calibrate here guys.
Should you eat beans or brocoli the day before?
Should you wear linen pants that are thinner in fabric so as to not absorb as much gust and odor? Jeans are a no go, to heavy fabric!
Should you do it while she's with her friends in order to even more accentuate how you do not give a darn? Would cackling maniacally afterwards underline this even further?
How close to her face should you be when you open the rank gates of hell?
If you feel an exceptionally putrid wind coming, is it in place to flip out your zippo and light it in order not only to display your Alphaness but also your qualities as an entertainer?
When in bed with her and you let loose an entire battery of reeking gas shells, is it appropriate to pull the bed sheet over her head, giving her the full onslaught of your fetid insides? If the girl in your bed also happens to be jewish, is it not at this moment even more manly to call out "Get in ze ofven fraüline"!?
No seriously guys.
Fart game!?
For real.
Should you eat beans or brocoli the day before?
Should you wear linen pants that are thinner in fabric so as to not absorb as much gust and odor? Jeans are a no go, to heavy fabric!
Should you do it while she's with her friends in order to even more accentuate how you do not give a darn? Would cackling maniacally afterwards underline this even further?
How close to her face should you be when you open the rank gates of hell?
If you feel an exceptionally putrid wind coming, is it in place to flip out your zippo and light it in order not only to display your Alphaness but also your qualities as an entertainer?
When in bed with her and you let loose an entire battery of reeking gas shells, is it appropriate to pull the bed sheet over her head, giving her the full onslaught of your fetid insides? If the girl in your bed also happens to be jewish, is it not at this moment even more manly to call out "Get in ze ofven fraüline"!?
No seriously guys.
Fart game!?
For real.
OK- it seems like a stupid topic, but Heartiste talks about it all the time.
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