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XOJane Author Single For Seven Years
03-09-2013, 12:09 AM
If you're a woman and you can't get a boyfriend you are seriously fucked.
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XOJane Author Single For Seven Years
03-09-2013, 12:56 AM
- on antidepressants: check
- probably abused and fucked in the head: check
- overweight: check
- strange misbuild bodyparts: check
- telling you all of this on the first date: check
she may not responsible for her short comings, but any sane man with some experience will choose not have a relationship or will reproduce with her
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XOJane Author Single For Seven Years
03-09-2013, 12:56 AM
Haha. She's a frumpy 30-something that wants to date skinny 20-something guys in bands.
If she widened her search to a fella in his late 30's she would be dating - even with her quirks and needing to lose 20 pounds.
Damn, some women are really dumb.
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XOJane Author Single For Seven Years
03-09-2013, 06:24 AM
I love how she says "I'm single and I don't know why!" and then proceeds to list seven reasons why she's single. She knows exactly why she's single.
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XOJane Author Single For Seven Years
03-09-2013, 11:10 AM
WTF are "autoimmune issues"?
If you mean allergies then fucking say allergies or else I'm going to think you've got the aids.
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XOJane Author Single For Seven Years
03-10-2013, 12:21 AM
Quote: (03-09-2013 12:09 AM)kickboxer Wrote:
If you're a woman and you can't get a boyfriend you are seriously fucked.
I've always said the same thing. Something is really wrong with you if you're a single woman in America but don't want to be.
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XOJane Author Single For Seven Years
03-10-2013, 08:46 AM
I posted a comment: "Lose Weight"
It got 3 likes and 15 dislikes. A commenter who posted an agreement below it got his comment deleted.
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XOJane Author Single For Seven Years
03-10-2013, 09:27 AM
Also, why is a chick who hasn't had a boyfriend in 7 years doling out dating advice?
That would be like taking game advice from a dude who is a virgin.
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XOJane Author Single For Seven Years
03-10-2013, 09:33 AM
Quote: (03-10-2013 09:27 AM)The Texas Prophet Wrote:
Also, why is a chick who hasn't had a boyfriend in 7 years doling out dating advice?
That would be like taking game advice from a dude who is a virgin.
It seems that women are not appreciative of irony, or in this case, aware of it.
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XOJane Author Single For Seven Years
03-10-2013, 02:19 PM
From what I can tell, her problem is simple: she is attracted to men who are not attracted to her. This ain't rocket science; although, when you're stuck in the "we're all beautiful, special creatures" bubble, it might as well be.
This chick does that thing that I've seen so many women do. She states what she is attracted to as if it's something extraordinary. She's into tall, skinny, indie-looking dudes. Guess what? So are half the women in New York. The guys that she is interested in have an almost endless supply of cute twenty-somethings to choose from. Why would they settle for a chubby thirty-five year old with mad emotional baggage?
There's probably lots of average thirty-something cubicle-working men who actually would be happy to date this chick. The fact that she hasn't been able to find any I those men tells you all you need to know.
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XOJane Author Single For Seven Years
03-10-2013, 02:29 PM
Again, if she lost half a stone (7lbs) she'd look much better. Another example of weight being almost the biggest factor in a woman's sexual attractiveness...besides her face. Then again, I much rather a slim girl with a below average face than the other way round.
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. - H L Mencken
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XOJane Author Single For Seven Years
03-10-2013, 03:23 PM
As least she has dogs instead of cats.
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XOJane Author Single For Seven Years
03-10-2013, 03:38 PM
Quote: (03-10-2013 08:53 AM)reino341 Wrote:
Quote: (03-10-2013 08:46 AM)Walderschmidt Wrote:
I posted a comment: "Lose Weight"
It got 3 likes and 15 dislikes. A commenter who posted an agreement below it got his comment deleted.
If that's her in the picture, weight is the least of her problems…
If she lost some weight, men she would find attractive would hit on her.
Some men might even put up with her shit for more than a couple of hours so she can call them "boyfriend" and validate her status as a woman of worth.
It's really sad when a woman in this day in age has all the options and cards stacked in her favor, yet still can't find a man. Yet, this is a problem many women experience.
Half of this problem would go away if some of these women had enough restraint when it came shoving things other than cock in their mouths.
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XOJane Author Single For Seven Years
03-10-2013, 04:42 PM
Quote: (03-10-2013 04:31 PM)speakeasy Wrote:
I think her main problem is her standards being way too high for a woman of fairly average looks, as Texas Prophet said. Her body type isn't what's holding her back. I've seen plenty of morbidly obese women waaaay bigger than her who have no shortage of men trying to fuck them. Sad as that may be. She's really just a fairly normal looking early to mid 30s white woman. Not a dog, but not a hottie either.
That's really depressing. I think we would have some of the most beautiful women in the U.S. due to all those wonderful genes mixing, if it weren't for obesity and general fat-assedness.
I suppose you're right, but I think it'd be easier for her to change her weight than her personality.
Unless she moves to someplace where she has actual competition.
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XOJane Author Single For Seven Years
03-10-2013, 06:10 PM
Quote: (03-09-2013 12:09 AM)kickboxer Wrote:
If you're a woman and you can't get a boyfriend you are seriously fucked.
x2
Quoted for truth!