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ryanf
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What is my punishment?

03-01-2013, 12:52 AM
I'm just now sobering up a bit, and I have come to terms with this: I got a phone number from a girl with a skrillex haircut. I was blinded by the fact that she had a 9/10 body and was 19. But, goddamn, the fucking hair. Damned vodka. She is a barista at a coffee shop that is in the middle of a bar strip in my city.

What should my penance be?
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03-01-2013, 12:59 AM
If you are complaining about a girl with a 9 body because of her haircut you may want to go get drunk again. I don't think you are going to get much sympathy from us. I will bang a 19 with a 9 body IF she was bald!
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03-01-2013, 01:01 AM
Ya, you're still dealing with a 6 even after she gets let out of the penalty box. No shame in a bit of dumpster diving here and there son.
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03-01-2013, 01:06 AM
Paperbags were invented for a reason...
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03-01-2013, 01:07 AM
Fair points, I suppose I was more turned off by the haircut than most would be. She gave me the eyes after only 3 minutes of gaming, I know if she wasn't working, I would be fucking her and not writing this. The next morning I would feel violated though [Image: tongue.gif]

But her body, fuck. Just lean, thin with a small bubble Brazilian style ass and perky small-medium tits (I'm a small-medium tits guy). Why do girls ruin themselves with that fucking haircut??
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03-01-2013, 01:42 AM
No bang? No story.
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03-01-2013, 04:00 AM
Ask yourself one question: did she pass the boner test?
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03-01-2013, 04:55 AM
try pulling her hair out when you're fucking her raw in the ass
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03-01-2013, 07:11 AM
Quote: (03-01-2013 04:00 AM)mental Wrote:  

Ask yourself one question: did she pass the boner test?

Yes, that's the problem. In all reality, she shouldn't because of that hair.
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03-01-2013, 07:53 AM
Doggie style, that way you can focus on what matters.
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03-01-2013, 08:24 AM
Dude, there are always exceptions to every rule. For every few dozen girls who look dreadful with a skrillex cut, there will be a couple that don't look bad. In rare cases it might actually create a really compelling contrast between wannabe-masculine and hyper-feminine, like salty peanuts on an ice cream sundae, like jalapenos in chocolate. Like Babi Rossi in this video:




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03-01-2013, 12:02 PM
Quote: (03-01-2013 12:52 AM)ryanf Wrote:  

What should my penance be?

Doggystyle her, slap her ass, cum in her hair.
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03-01-2013, 12:41 PM
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03-01-2013, 07:00 PM
Quote: (03-01-2013 12:41 PM)soup Wrote:  

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I can't guarantee anything, but I will make the effort
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