[soup]

We've all been an asshole at one time or another. This lounge is dedicated to your most asshole stories. No judgements allowed here

Here's my latest.. I've been texting girls who don't respond to my texts with a dick-picture. It's an asshole move intended to as a "fuck you" to them, but also a way of getting them to respond. Sometimes it actually gets them texting back. I'm working on trying to use it to flip the script with them (I'll tell them it was an accidental text), but for now it's just a way of burning bridges. I don't recommend it for anyone in a small town.

Texts from last night:

Dick-pic sent out late at night to number from OKCupid that hasn't responded to my mass texts in the last few weeks.

Her: Really?

Her: Don't contact me again

Me: You sound like a lonely whore

Her: I'm not lonely at all ... U seem like a desperate creep

Me: That's your sicl fantasy

Her: U have no class and I have no time for assholes like u

Me: You are nothing. At least reak whores make $ u just listen to the wrong music

Her: U have no idea what type of music I listen to or how much money I make ... U r pathetic ur opnion of me means nothing because u r nothing

Me: U are the biggest whore in wburg

Her: What I can tell you is my goods r way to valuable to be giving away to scum like u ... Even if u were to pay me ... U could not afford me

Her: Ha ... That's funny cuz I'm not from wburg .. And u must be intoxicated or have me confused with someone else

Me: Yes bc you are an entitled little white girl from nowhere

Her: Ha now I know u have me confused ... Must be the whores u r used to dealing with lol...

Me: Come suck my dick

Her: Sounds like u r describing urself an entitled little bitch

Her: Go ask ur white trash mother

Me: Not white dumbass (I am white)

Her: Shove ur dick up ur white ass and I don't give a fuck what u r

[Acute Angle]

Nothing against being an asshole if it gets results, but why waste the time and energy on an interaction that is clearly going nowhere after the first couple of responses?

[soup]

(02-25-2013 08:02 AM)Acute Angle Wrote:  

Nothing against being an asshole if it gets results, but why waste the time and energy on an interaction that is clearly going nowhere after the first couple of responses?

That's a valid question. I think being asshole it's too blow-off steam. As far as putting time and energy into something that is clearly going nowhere.. well, sometimes it's not so clear (that is if you are asking why text her at all if she hasn't responded).

I've had some of my best bangs come from continued texting to numbers that have been cold for months. One girl broke up with her boyfriend and finally got back to me.

[Acute Angle]

Yeah, I get your general point, but in the above convo you've basically lost once the name-calling starts - from then on you're just giving her hamster a good squat workout (and giving her something to bitch and eeewwww about to her friends later). Fair enough if it makes you feel better, I guess.

[Walderschmidt]

(02-25-2013 08:30 AM)Acute Angle Wrote:  

Yeah, I get your general point, but in the above convo you've basically lost once the name-calling starts - from then on you're just giving her hamster a good squat workout (and giving her something to bitch and eeewwww about to her friends later). Fair enough if it makes you feel better, I guess.

Maybe he did it for fun? Some men just want to watch the pussy burn.

[soup]

(02-25-2013 08:38 AM)Walderschmidt Wrote:  

(02-25-2013 08:30 AM)Acute Angle Wrote:  

Yeah, I get your general point, but in the above convo you've basically lost once the name-calling starts - from then on you're just giving her hamster a good squat workout (and giving her something to bitch and eeewwww about to her friends later). Fair enough if it makes you feel better, I guess.

Maybe he did it for fun? Some men just want to watch the pussy burn.

I did it to be an asshole and to get the girl's attention and to enjoy a smidgen of a sense of freedom by trolling on a lonely night where no ass was to be had/found. Obviously, if I was getting pussy I wouldn't have time for that conversation, but it was late and the day was shot, so I was just like "fuck it."

I will say that it was the longest text exchange I had with this chick. Maybe it's better to be an asshole than to just be some guy who doesn't evoke any emotions in her whatsoever.

[bojangles]

i do it too soup, I remember telling one russian chick she looked like Boris Yeltsin and other russian stereotypical stuff, it was a lot of fun at the time as I was drunk

[soup]

Yeah, I was drunk too, but I've done this kind of shit even when I'm not drunk.

[Walderschmidt]

(02-25-2013 08:59 AM)soup Wrote:  

I did it to be an asshole and to get the girl's attention and to enjoy a smidgen of a sense of freedom by trolling on a lonely night where no ass was to be had/found. Obviously, if I was getting pussy I wouldn't have time for that conversation, but it was late and the day was shot, so I was just like "fuck it."

I will say that it was the longest text exchange I had with this chick. Maybe it's better to be an asshole than to just be some guy who doesn't evoke any emotions in her whatsoever.

I've heard that before.

"Piss a girl off. Make her cry tears of sadness or tears of joy. Do anything to make her feel something as opposed to nothing.

The worst thing you can do is be boring."

Wald

[soup]

And, the truth is that she didn't have to reply back to anything. I think this is telling.

[Walderschmidt]

(02-25-2013 09:34 AM)soup Wrote:  

And, the truth is that she didn't have to reply back to anything. I think this is telling.

And there's the crux of it.

Wald

[Teedub]

A friend introduced me to a female colleague a few weeks ago. She's very slim, pretty, but a bit 'lower class'. Yeah I'm snobby. So, bang material but nothing more, but DEFO worth the bang. Anyway, my mate has been DHVing me, so not much work required. He's definitely in the friend-zone, but he seems to genuinely enjoy her company and doesn't fancy her.

I've had a few brief 'exchanges' with her, as in passing judgement on what she's said over the phone as she's chatting to my friend. Usually in an asshole-ish manner, as I can tell she is that kind of girl.

As usual, she was on the phone to my friend, who was with me, on Saturday. I could hear her saying how she and her friend were getting coke for that night.

I grabbed the phone and gave her shit for being trashy. I can't actually remember what I said, as I was a bit drunk myself, but it was said in a condescending manner.

Last night, she was asking loads of questions about me via text to my mate, but best of all she said "He's really fit, but he needs to have more respect for women. A misogynist."

What an excellent complement.

[Nonpareil]

Soup, is it your dick or just a random dick? Either way that is awesome. Loving as well that she sends more messages (OKC Whore: 11, Soup: 7) and her responses run about twice as long as yours. She wants the D. Ten out of ten girls will fuck the guy who pisses her off over the beta who walks on eggshells around her.

I haven't done anything really out-and-out 'assholeish' to the girls in China; there's a big language barrier and seeing the most of the girls' personalities, I really don't want to (I guess the most asshole thing I've done was when I asked this cutie out for dinner, she showed up with a friend, and when the friend went to the bathroom, I moved beside the girl, and when the check came, I made her the friend pay for her own meal, since naturally, all foreigners are rich so she gets to drop nearly 100 RMB on her meal while me and my 'date' only went for 130 combined...needless to say, there was no second date).

Downside is I'm going to have to seriously sharpen up on my asshole game when I get back home, but it's like riding a bike.

Once, after being persistently pestered by a co-worker to 'meet my friend, you'd like her!', after work I walk to the meeting place, see my co-worker (who was a very cute, very tiny little Filipino Mestizo, that's a flag you don't see every day, I think she sorta liked me and if I ever see her again, I'm pushing up) and this girl sitting talking, and not that she was heinous, but she was a 'sigh' girl; you know the type of girl who when you see her, you sigh because if she lost a few pounds, dressed a little better and maybe did something with her hair, she'd probably be pretty hot? She was a 5 who with minimal work would have been a 7. That shit is depressing because at least the ugly girl is always going to be ugly, not just because she's lazy.

What did I do? As I was already banging a hard-bodied 19-year old and a 23-year-old who were both more attractive, I called my buddy (who will fuck anything that walks) and who works in the area and brought him along. Instead of a forced-awkward interaction (I love it when the people I work with, who only know my 'work' personality, totally unaware that I bang enough girls in the average year to staff a small company, try to set me up), it was basically just me and him chatting and riffing and joking the whole time.

She liked me more (probably because her friend had been talking me up), but my friend took her out anyways. First date bang he said.

[soup]

It's mine, but I don't think it matters whose it is.

[RandalGraves]

Was afraid this would just be pictures of assholes, a la the ass lounge thread...

[GBG]

This girl backed out of a parking space and hit my car as I was driving by. She tried to say it was my fault for not stopping. Anyways with me fabricating how fast she going and tieing down the insurance company with saying I had the right of way, right? She was forced to pay all of the damage, nearly 800 dollars

After it was over I sent her a text
"hey let's grab a drink sometime"

No response!

I was getting a blow job once and asked if the girl wanted me to tell her when I was about to cum. She said yeah. I shot a load in her mouth and announced "Im cumming!" never saw her again.

This girl was a virgin I had put a lot of time in her to get my v card. One of her biggest worries was that I was going to leave her after I fucked her once. I said her "why would you think think that? I'm not the type of guy who will smash and dash on you." So then we fucked. I fucked her one more time and then I vanished.

I was at a house party and this girl wanted to have sex. . She was like it's cold let's go to the bedroom and get under the covers. I told her I'd be there in a minute. After she went to the bedroom I snuck out of the house. I never saw her again either.

I whipped my dick out and peed I'm the sink right next to a girl who was on the toilet peeing. I should have fucked that girl.

But I'm a nice guy.

[soup]

The chick from my opening post just called me. I hit end and didn't let her call go to my voicemail. Maybe I should have answered the phone? Was this beta ?

[GenJx]

(02-25-2013 03:21 PM)soup Wrote:  

The chick from my opening post just called me. I hit end and didn't let her call go to my voicemail. Maybe I should have answered the phone? Was this beta ?

she cant stop thinking about you and your cock

[soup]

(02-25-2013 03:33 PM)GenJx Wrote:  

(02-25-2013 03:21 PM)soup Wrote:  

The chick from my opening post just called me. I hit end and didn't let her call go to my voicemail. Maybe I should have answered the phone? Was this beta ?

she cant stop thinking about you and your cock

Maybe she's got a white knight on the line.

Should I text her back?

[GenJx]

(02-25-2013 03:43 PM)soup Wrote:  

Maybe she's got a white knight on the line.

Should I text her back?

could have been a white knight. still means you got to her. might as well text her, nothing to lose. maybe tone down the asshole one dial

[soup]

I'll answer if she calls again.