[alphanov]

I went to this party of midwifes where the ratio was at least 3 chicks for 1 dude. I told to myself, if I won't get laid here, I never will.
The major problem I faced was that the chicks got hyperactive, dancing like crazy and storming in packs from one room to the other. So I gave up approaching myself, and instead concentrated on making them approach me. They were actually bumping into me a lot, sometimes pushing their friend towards me, stepping on my feet and brushing against me as they went by. Eventually this crazy bitch came over and squeezed a cup of yogurt on my face (her opener was "there, now you'll stink"). We messed around for a bit, then I ended up going to the bathroom to wash myself. She followed, and there we are both shirtless. After that, since the atmosphere was passionate, i pulled her close and went for a kiss, but she weaselled her way out and went back to her friends, never to be seen again.

[Matt3B]

Were these chicks packing cocks? I fail to see how that's a sausage fest. Unless of course there were cocktail weenies as nibbles?

[bojangles]

how is this a sausage fest?

[alphanov]

Sorry guys, what I meant to say, that this party was exactly the opposite of a sausage fest (what's the antonym btw?), and despite all the logic, getting laid was not any easier.

[NYJ]

That's what passes for sausagefests in France?

Brb relocating from the Shores de Jersey

But seriously, ratios aren't everything. Sure there could be a 3-1 chick to dude ratio, but how many of those women are out to meet dudes? That's the real ratio you should be looking at.

Women open to be picked up or approached/women at venue.

[Mikev75]

Most of the midwives I've met were very crunchy granola types with strong streaks of "let's empower women's inner Goddess, while sticking it to the Big Bad doctors."

Was squirting yogurt all over your face supposed to be symbolic?

[Ensam]

(02-06-2013 09:30 AM)alphanov Wrote:  

Sorry guys, what I meant to say, that this party was exactly the opposite of a sausage fest (what's the antonym btw?), and despite all the logic, getting laid was not any easier.

Clam bake.

[alphanov]

(02-06-2013 10:47 AM)Mikev75 Wrote:  

Most of the midwives I've met were very crunchy granola types with strong streaks of "let's empower women's inner Goddess, while sticking it to the Big Bad doctors."

Was squirting yogurt all over your face supposed to be symbolic?

I got the impression that this was her original way of approaching a guy (saying 'hi' would have worked just as well...) But then it actually worked and she chickened out. I'm pretty sure I was the only guy who's got yogurt all over. At any case, she came in prepared, must have carried that thing in her purse...

[Kish]

They are that bad. Creates a bad vibe. One of desperation.

Funny thread.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

(02-06-2013 10:50 AM)Ensam Wrote:  

(02-06-2013 09:30 AM)alphanov Wrote:  

Sorry guys, what I meant to say, that this party was exactly the opposite of a sausage fest (what's the antonym btw?), and despite all the logic, getting laid was not any easier.

Clam bake.

For real, or you made it up? Either way, that's awesome

[Ensam]

Unfortunately I can't take the credit on this one:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...lam%20Bake

[Millz]

Saw the title and thought this was a Gay thread

[No Habit]

I've only read two lines:

Quote:

Sausage fests aren't that bad

Quote:

I went to this party of midwifes where the ratio was at least 3 chicks for 1 dude.

Laughed so badly I almost fell of the couch. More of these threads please !

[Roosh]

I thought taco fest was the opposite of sausage fest.

[FretDancer]

This sounds more like a fest.

[soup]

Alphanov is trolling us with threads about the meaninglessness of one night stands and how sausage fests aren't so bad.

I believe Alphanov is a woman.

[MrXY]

(02-07-2013 01:34 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

I thought taco fest was the opposite of sausage fest.

It is- at 00:24:

[Kish]

I was at the playboy mansion last night. No other guys there except Hugh Hefner. Couldn't pull any girls.

I'm glad I'm back in DC. Sausagefests aren't so bad.

[Hotwheels]

(02-07-2013 01:34 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

I thought taco fest was the opposite of sausage fest.

I prefer gash fest....


That turns into a fuck fest.

[Matt3B]

(02-07-2013 09:09 PM)rakishness Wrote:  

I was at the playboy mansion last night. No other guys there except Hugh Hefner. Couldn't pull any girls.

Couldn't think of an opener?

[FretDancer]

I was at the club the other day, the girl-to-guy ratio was 10:1 , complete sausage fest. I left immediatly, and completely dissapointed jerked off back at home.

[Marcellus]

C'est quelle ville? Je suis interessée.

[void]

[Thomas the Rhymer]

(02-07-2013 01:42 PM)soup Wrote:  

Alphanov is trolling us with threads about the meaninglessness of one night stands and how sausage fests aren't so bad.

I believe Alphanov is a woman.

Or he's just French.

[alphanov]

If I was French, I'd be banging my social circle that I've accumulated over decades. But I'm from East Europe. Playing the hard mode.