[ryanf]

(01-20-2013 09:50 PM)magellan Wrote:  

"Apparently, he broke up with me and then immediately threw a party."

I LOL'd for a good 30 seconds to this.

No doubt that there were girls at this party, hopefully he pulled one.

I love happy endings. The way he just dismissed all of her bullshit was fantastic. I get a half-chub thinking about being able to have this kind of hand in an LTR.

[Samseau]

Why would a girl post her entire story like this? Smells like fake to me

[WesternCancer]

If its too good to be true... but if it is, mother of all cunts.

"I don't know what to do. I was getting married next year and now I've got to find a place to live and I'm single"

[WanderingSoul]

This story could 100% be about my brother. Damn near every single part of it fits. My dad was the man...feminists would have absolutely fucking HATED him lol.

[deuce]

I don't care if it's fake or not...I want to believe. Just thinking about "I can't start the motorcycle when you're so close" line puts a smile on my face.

We need to find this guy if it's true. Our John Galt, our Prester John.

[xsplat]

(01-21-2013 04:48 AM)deuce Wrote:  

I don't care if it's fake or not...I want to believe. Just thinking about "I can't start the motorcycle when you're so close" line puts a smile on my face.

Reminds me of when I was leaving my girlfriends place to go meet with my (cute) secretary, and the girl started to have a big jealous freakout, asking me not to go. I wouldn't listen so she got on her knees and grabbed and my leg, crying and begging "Don't go! Don't go!"

She got demoted to weekend visits soonafter.

So ya, step away from the motorcycle is a good line. But girls having panic attacks about abandonment aren't known to respect boundaries and step back.

[bojangles]

(01-20-2013 10:59 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

Why would a girl post her entire story like this? Smells like fake to me

hoping that the sheep would support her?

[Praetor]

First time I've ever heard the term "shitlord"....

[Wool Suit]

I want to believe. So badly.

If it's true, then the ex-fiancé is a better man than I. The minute that uppity bitch started flapping her mouth about my father less than two weeks after he passed while standing in his garage where he passed on knowledge of how to be a man is the minute that bitch would have been on the curb.

If it's true, he dodged a veritable ICBM of a cunt. Sell my father's legacy for your wedding? Listen to you denigrate him and my brother in his former home? Let you dictate what I can and can't do with my inheritance?

Bitch is out of her mind.

[Faust]

It's true, or at least, it's being written by a woman. Click on her profile in the first post, and see how many times she uses the word "shitlord." It's her go to word. No man would ever say that, only the kind of woman who puts "sarcastic" and "biting sense of humor" on her OKC profile.

[esperar]

He shouldn't have been dating a feminist cunt like that in the first place, nevermind being engaged to her.

[Days of Broken Arrows]

(01-20-2013 09:37 PM)polymath Wrote:  

If that's a troll, s/he deserves a Pulitzer. This story is awesome.

Who calls a dead man a "shitlord" to his own son? What a worthless tramp.

I've never even heard this expression before and that alone annoyed me. It seems like a word devoid of specific meaning -- just the sort of things shrill feminists like to throw around to show they're "emotional."

[sucio44]

Is it too late to change my username to SHITLORD.

[JohnKreese]

(01-20-2013 10:59 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

Why would a girl post her entire story like this? Smells like fake to me

She wants the validation, but she may be looking for the sheep of her dreams.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

I can stomach everything here, even the rampant misandry, but suggesting that he sell his father's legacy to spend the money on a pointless celebration for her is what spilled the glass.

If she had just railed against it on the basis of the hobby being somehow demeaning to women instead of "consuming resources for her grand wedding", I'd have thought her stupid or brainwashed, but not vile.

[esperar]

A pointless celebration for her, because that's what a wedding is. Husbands may as well not even be at weddings.

[Zebra_Cakes]

(01-20-2013 10:59 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

Why would a girl post her entire story like this? Smells like fake to me

I got the sense that it may be fake as well. Seems a bit too well written with a little bit too much detail than your average reddit post.

[Excelsior]

(01-21-2013 07:59 AM)Praetor Wrote:  

First time I've ever heard the term "shitlord"....

For those unfamiliar with Reddit culture, "SRS" (ShitRedditSays) is basically the feminist bastion of the website.

Think Jezebel on steroids, and that's essentially SRS (smaller numbers, but crazier logic). They ban just about all dissent as well, deleting any comments that remotely disagree with their agenda. It is a circle jerk for radical feminism.

The wider section of SRS that includes about two dozen other subreddits is called "The SRS Fempire". You'll never find a better application for the term "feminazi" than you will here.

Since it is an insular circlejerk for crazy feminists, SRS has developed something akin to its own culture and language. The term "shitlord" is a part of that. Its a term lots of the feminists there use to describe "misogynists", and it is very commonly applied to men by the feminazis there.

If this was a troll then, as others have said in here, he/she deserves a pulitzer. Whoever made the post was very clearly intimate with SRS feminist culture and integrated it seamlessly into the post.

My guess is that this is real, but I suppose anyone could be right.

[Days of Broken Arrows]

"I'm pretty adverse to him owning these things since it would likely cause him to get back into the "Car Culture" (which in my one experience at a car show, is a hobby with deep rooted sexism)..."

Notwithstanding that men conceived and built all the cars at car shows, so it's their culture to be "sexist" with if they wish. Since when do women get to invade and start making rules?

Whether or not this is real, this attitude is prevalent amongst groups of women and needs to be called out. You want a different culture, then you create the industry yourself.

[Teedub]

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/commen...ed/c80ve5s

The above tells you all you need to know about feminism. Its Penis Envy.

[Samseau]

(01-21-2013 02:13 PM)Athlone McGinnis Wrote:  

My guess is that this is real, but I suppose anyone could be right.

It defies female logic to humiliate herself on the internet like that. Only men feel catharsis from sharing their problems honestly, when females share their problems anonymously they always modify information to make themselves look good.

Chick logic, 101.

[EisenBarde]

Dude dodged a freight train there. I read the whole thing in horror that he might have done what she wanted in the end.

[WesternCancer]

(01-21-2013 02:31 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

(01-21-2013 02:13 PM)Athlone McGinnis Wrote:  

My guess is that this is real, but I suppose anyone could be right.

It defies female logic to humiliate herself on the internet like that. Only men feel catharsis from sharing their problems honestly, when females share their problems anonymously they always modify information to make themselves look good.

Chick logic, 101.

But all of her problems are "ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME"
Her fiance's father dies and she complains that hes spending time trying to get over it and connect with something his father held dear (cars), but instead of supporting him she attacks him because shes scared he'll turn into a woman beating mysoginist "shitlord" and that won't look good to her friends. The last line is what does it for me. Her fiance leaves her because she is extremely callous and selfish. Instead of reflecting on this she says "hes an asshole, I was supposed to be married (not to him, just married in general), now I have to find a place to live, now I have to pay the bills" Thats all he was to her someone to get married to, someone to share a house with and someone to pay her bills.

[Surreyman]

the short happy life of francis macomber.

[Hotwheels]

She would have been gone the minute she felt compelled to remove the Romney sign from his father's yard, let alone demanding he sell the cars. Not politicizing it, but the fact she felt empowered to remove something from his father's property as soon as he was gone speaks volumes.

I've had my classic musclecar for 22 years.

No broad has lasted anywhere near as long.

The car produces far fewer headaches.

True story or not, at least the guy nutted up in the end.