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#1

Lesbian game

Funny story.

My buddy and I were at our favorite local bar. This is, mind you in Oakland, CA, a city with one of the highest percentages of lesbians in the US.

My friend is making the rounds, working the room as is his normal game/style and I so approach this somewhat attractive, white, tallish, curly haired chick on the side of the bar checking out this jukebox.

We get a little back and forth started and she's showing signs of interest. I treat her like a real "asshole" and she loves it. I DHV by casually saying I'm CEO of my own company blah blah and before I know, my (fucking stupid!) friend comes and pulls me over for no good reason, tells me some bullshit which I can't even begin to remember nor care and I go back to that chick.

Now her back is basically turned and I'm trying to find an in. All because my dumbass friend felt he had to pull me aside and into the bathroom.

Suddenly out of the corner of my eye a tall, butch, short-haired, well dressed lesbo (whom was at the other side of the bar earlier) swoops in out of nowhere and straight up outmaneuvers me, starts talkin to my target. Fuck.

Long story short they end making out damn near the rest of the time until the bar closes, and then presumably went home together. I was fucking out-gamed by a lesbian! LOL! I was'nt aware lesbians even needed game lol.

For those of you who have never seen lesbians game a chick, try it sometime. Alot of these butch, lesbo types are fucking more masculine and assertive and ballsy than most straight dudes I've come across. It's amazing considering they lack testosterone and a dick, yet sad at the same time, men have sunk to a pathetic low.

Moral of the story? 1) Stay on top of your targets 2) Don't underestimate lesbians lol.
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#2

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I'm sure some butches are lurking on this forum; straight women and gay men too.

Also, I've heard a theory that women have a buying temperature. If one guy does the work of getting them in a fun and sexy mood another guy can swoop in and close the deal as long as he can maintain her buying temperature. One time I was walking out the door of the club with this drunk girl I had been talking to for 40 minutes and she got distracted by a group of random guys who were hanging out by the entrance.
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#3

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If this chick was sober and making out with a random dyke then she probably wasnt all that straight anyway. My recommendation for you, especially if you're still fresh to game is to start frequenting venues outside of Oakland and building your game foundation from there. This way your only competition will (hopefully) be other guys. Gaming in an area frequented by dudes and a high lesbian population is territory only an advanced player should enter. Another thing is to get rid of your wingman if he cockblocks you like that again and start going out solo.
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#4

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Just fuck them back!

http://ridewithblaze.wordpress.com/how-to-craigslist/

If anyone ever tries this out, let me know. I could help troubleshoot anything that arises.
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Quote: (01-09-2013 12:39 AM)OkStudies Wrote:  

For those of you who have never seen lesbians game a chick, try it sometime. Alot of these butch, lesbo types are fucking more masculine and assertive and ballsy than most straight dudes I've come across. It's amazing considering they lack testosterone and a dick, yet sad at the same time, men have sunk to a pathetic low.

I've heard this from women too! That the lesbians are far more "sleazy" hitting onto her than the straight guys!

They really just go for it, and it often works! women want to be taken, swept off their feet, however you term it!
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what do lesbians even do to each other? without a dick does it even count as sex? I mean the most they can do to each other is lick pussy and maybe rub against each other. how can that satisfy a woman? its like if I would constantly be jerked off but never got to do the intercourse. its not even sex.
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Quote: (08-07-2014 08:28 AM)MaxRitter Wrote:  

what do lesbians even do to each other? without a dick does it even count as sex? I mean the most they can do to each other is lick pussy and maybe rub against each other. how can that satisfy a woman? its like if I would constantly be jerked off but never got to do the intercourse. its not even sex.

I think what the more "feminine" lesbians crave more is not the sex per se, but rather the female company. This is why lesbians are quick to live together , like one week after they had sex for the first time.

However they still crave a good dick too.
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Quote: (08-07-2014 08:37 AM)mikado Wrote:  

Quote: (08-07-2014 08:28 AM)MaxRitter Wrote:  

what do lesbians even do to each other? without a dick does it even count as sex? I mean the most they can do to each other is lick pussy and maybe rub against each other. how can that satisfy a woman? its like if I would constantly be jerked off but never got to do the intercourse. its not even sex.

I think what the more "feminine" lesbians crave more is not the sex per se, but rather the female company. This is why lesbians are quick to live together , like one week after they had sex for the first time.

However they still crave a good dick too.

"What is a first date for lesbians?"

"Renting a U-Haul."

If only you knew how bad things really are.
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Quote: (08-07-2014 08:37 AM)mikado Wrote:  

Quote: (08-07-2014 08:28 AM)MaxRitter Wrote:  

what do lesbians even do to each other? without a dick does it even count as sex? I mean the most they can do to each other is lick pussy and maybe rub against each other. how can that satisfy a woman? its like if I would constantly be jerked off but never got to do the intercourse. its not even sex.

I think what the more "feminine" lesbians crave more is not the sex per se, but rather the female company. This is why lesbians are quick to live together , like one week after they had sex for the first time.

However they still crave a good dick too.

Google "Lesbian bed death".

"researchers don't understand it"

i.e. they're too politically correct to call a butch a butch,

There's not enough testosterone flowing through them veins to have a lot of sex.

WIA
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#10

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They use strap-ons and dildos.

Don't debate me.
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To the OP, thats kinda sucks, but its cool you got to see two chicks makeout. The issue is that lesbo was probably watching you talk about pointless stuff, then swooped in said a few sexual words and it was a wrap. OR she seen you wondering how to just tap the chick on her waist and continue your convo-and then just swooped in on you lol. Dudes have done this to me before SO MANY TIMES thats why I dont spend much time on one chick at the club. I just go to the next one.
I'll give you guys the best advice EVER! Get em on your team! Chicks love chicks. In high school we had this butch chick that pulled girls all day. I got cool with her then after a few weeks of joking seeing her around, started friendly competing "you cant get more girls than me!" Next thing you know I'm in a club "Alonzo meet Jessica, meet Ashley,this is Cindy!" "Oh she told me about you!"
Yea man just be quick. Dont think just act on it. And if you can't bang her(cuz she's fully blown butch) befriend her.
USE EVERYONE IN THE CLUB YOU CAN!
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