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12-31-2012, 05:48 AM
a guy on facebook left a comment on my photo of me and this chick saying "wait a minute....when did you start liking girls?"
this kind of irritated me because everyone used to give me alot of shit for not having a girlfriend and hes overweight so I was thinking about posting this but I didn't want to sound like a petty girl either.
would it be too much if I commented back
"the day I saw you with no shirt on #bcupslookbetterongirls"
I dont hate the guy or anything but I feel like hes calling me out so I wanted to say something funny back.
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12-31-2012, 05:58 AM
Best response is probably no response. A good alternative would be agree and amplify, or any other response that shows you're obviously not taking his comment seriously.
Your reply is quite harsh compared to his original comment so I think it would make you look like a jerk.
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12-31-2012, 06:42 AM
agree and amplify, to everyone else it was make you stand out as indifferent to what he posted.
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12-31-2012, 06:43 AM
Or how about responding to this "wait a minute when did you start liking girls?"
with this?
"Not sure about that but I did once win a staring contest with my own reflection"
edit: thanks bojangles always coming in the clutch
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12-31-2012, 06:45 AM
I think I will go with this one
"wait a minute when did you start like girls?"
me: "after you refused to have the common courtesy to give me a reach around"
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12-31-2012, 12:40 PM
Solution to this problem. Do this, in this order:
1. Delete/remove his comment.
2. Delete/remove him from your friend list.
3. Delete/remove your whole Facebook account.
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12-31-2012, 12:45 PM
make fun of him for being fat:
"i like girls, you like to eat"
"don't hate because i eat pussy and you eat taco bell"
or,
"after i banged your mom"
"after your mom hit on me"
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12-31-2012, 12:46 PM
No response is the best response. He wants a reaction out of you and you are giving one.
I normally delete them like Tut suggested.
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12-31-2012, 12:54 PM
"wait a minute when did you start like girls?"
Shhhh! Not now, Sweety. The adults are talking.
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12-31-2012, 02:05 PM
Yet another reason to not have a Facebook- no privacy and too many people who don't know how to mind their own business. Why do you care so much about what some fat internet cockblocker writes on your facebook page? And while we're on the subject why the hell are you posting pics of you and your girl on the most public site on the web? What happens between you and your dates should stay between you and them. There's absolutely no reason to post visual evidence or proof of who you're with or where you've been online.
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12-31-2012, 03:09 PM
I know nothing about Facebook. In the last year more and more people ask why I'm not on there. Reading these threads I see why, it's just a time waster that keeps you out of the real world. Unless you use it for a business purpose I don't see the point.
As for the reply to that insulting, passive aggressive remark I would go with:
Second grade, you?
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12-31-2012, 07:27 PM
Jealousy is a stinky cologne...
Or
I guess haters come in all sizes
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12-31-2012, 08:40 PM
I'd probably say "shes a tranny" (only if the chick is tagged)
or ignore
or "at least I didn't fuck my sister/dog in grade 9" or something to that effect
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12-31-2012, 08:59 PM
Ignore and defriend/block. No sense wasting energy trying to play a verbal combat game when you have the power to remove the dude from your life with a couple clicks. He's already made himself look stupid.
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12-31-2012, 09:04 PM
Do you have to hold up your fat to see your dick?
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12-31-2012, 10:45 PM
"Yeah I like girls now, not as much as you like cheeseburgers though. Damn, if I liked girls as much as you liked cheeseburgers then I'd have about 50 baby mamas by now."
Then delete him.
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01-01-2013, 01:46 PM
Agree with ignoring....along with: 'Fighting online is like the special olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded."