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04-16-2010, 07:45 AM
Very often, I find myself out in the night wearing a suit. I live in the tropics and a suited guy looks pretty out of place in the clubs. As a result, I am at the receiving end of snide remarks like "Are you fucking cold or what?".
I know the remarks are in poor taste and i try to keep myself aloof by smirking and ignoring the offender, but I'd love to add one more comeback line to my retinue in response to that sort of remark.
Something that seduces the girls and puts the men in their place would be good. You are also allowed to question the premise of my request and my taste in fashion, I don't mind.
Help please, thanks.
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04-16-2010, 11:03 AM
"Are you fucking cold or what?".
say something like...
"ya I'm freezing, I just got back from California/Africa/Iraq and it was 120 everyday!
or
"ya you'd be freezing too if you just spend the last 3 months Venezuelan jungle/Saudi Arabian desert"
"ya you know me baby im cold as a milkshake in a snowstorm"
or (to a girl)
" yes i'm gonna freeze to death if i don't get into a hot tub soon, i'm thinking of taking you and a bottle of wine with me"
Stay calm and aloof and try to difuse any tension with humor. If its a girl be sure and "tease" her back just a bit. You can always justify wearing a nice suit, You just gotta have your "story" straight and your mojo right. If they fuck with you, just fuck with them right back, but in a playful way. You'll get some good tips from the on here.
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04-16-2010, 08:02 PM
honestly i wouldnt bother. When was the last time you have seen a guy in a fine suit even bother with the underdressed slobs?
Responding to it is bad not only because it is totally reactive, and it also messes up the image of a guy in a suit. Powerful guys dont need to waste time with losers.
What i would do, if its a guy, is just say "huh?" like you cant hear him. If he repeats himself, he ends up looking like a tool, and if he doesnt press it, its like it didnt happen. If you are in control of the frame, it would be like it wasn't said.
The only exception would be if a girl uses an off hand comment to open you, then is the time to be witty. If you are this far into the game, you really dont need much help to respond to a chick saying this to you.
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04-16-2010, 09:51 PM
"I find myself out in the night wearing a suit."
Good work. There are already plenty of slobs in this world.
"As a result, I am at the receiving end of snide remarks like "Are you fucking cold or what?"."
Ignore them and Swoop a fly girl out of the spot.
Swooping fly girls in always the best revenge. Served cold.
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04-17-2010, 08:02 PM
haha...peasants. Just smirk and walk away. If it's a girl, smirk, yes "yeah" and look into her eyes and use it as an excuse to ramp up kino.
Imagine Ashton Koosher or a hot shit-testing younger girl saying that to Clooney and what would happen.
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04-18-2010, 11:42 PM
Quote: (04-17-2010 09:15 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:
Quote: (04-17-2010 08:02 PM)UgSlayer Wrote:
haha...peasants. Just smirk and walk away. If it's a girl, smirk, yes "yeah" and look into her eyes and use it as an excuse to ramp up kino.
Imagine Ashton Koosher or a hot shit-testing younger girl saying that to Clooney and what would happen.
Good one.
Or imagine how Bugsy Siegel would react.
Bugsy Siegel has the additional advantage of mafia goons at his disposal.
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04-19-2010, 06:24 AM
its actually having the goons that make the mafia guys less reactive. I knew some high ranking asian mafia guys, and they were like the most humble people i have ever met. Its the knowledge of knowing that you can totally fuck someone up and there is nothing that they can do about it that seems to put a long fuse on these guys. I actually talked to a friend of mind after some idiot was drunk and hitting on his girl.
He said. Ya, i know i could do something about it, but why bother? Hes a nobody. Why should i waste my time and resourses on an idiot who obviously doesnt know who i am. Let him have his fun, at the end of the day, shes still gonna be my girl, and hes just a drunk ass.
This is the attitude i take when im fully suited and out. Let the idiots give you shit. Unlike what the idiots think, its not a sign of weakness to not recognize them. Its a show of strength, and people in tune to the sublties of power pick up on it. Thats the type of mentaility i try to take with troublemakers.
