This is a thread for all those moments when you think to yourself, boy there sure is something beta about this...
I've been noticing a lot of guys and girls looking down on their cell phone when they should be doing something else.
Deep down inside, I'm sure they're thinking "I'm too cool for whatever is happening around me so I will look down into my cool phone and get in touch with my kewl friendz."
![[Image: nYBve.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/nYBve.jpg)
That's what they're thinking, but I know better.
What I see is a guy who wants to look cool, but is basically demonstrating that there is someone else out there important enough for him to lose vision of what's happening in front of him.
Supplication
What people need to start realizing when they do this is that they are basically displaying there is someone cooler than them getting their time of day.
Instead of looking down on your cell phone, do the alpha thing (ie. throw your fucking phone in someone's face while screaming in rage).
I kid.
The most alpha thing you can do is to not respond to anything until you're in the bathroom taking a dump. That's when you can really show that whoever is out there is probably more important than you focusing on what's otherwise coming out.
This might require more than one dump a day, but it's the alpha thing to do.
I've been noticing a lot of guys and girls looking down on their cell phone when they should be doing something else.
Deep down inside, I'm sure they're thinking "I'm too cool for whatever is happening around me so I will look down into my cool phone and get in touch with my kewl friendz."
![[Image: nYBve.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/nYBve.jpg)
That's what they're thinking, but I know better.
What I see is a guy who wants to look cool, but is basically demonstrating that there is someone else out there important enough for him to lose vision of what's happening in front of him.
Supplication
What people need to start realizing when they do this is that they are basically displaying there is someone cooler than them getting their time of day.
Instead of looking down on your cell phone, do the alpha thing (ie. throw your fucking phone in someone's face while screaming in rage).
I kid.
The most alpha thing you can do is to not respond to anything until you're in the bathroom taking a dump. That's when you can really show that whoever is out there is probably more important than you focusing on what's otherwise coming out.
This might require more than one dump a day, but it's the alpha thing to do.