Once again, this isn't for the lighthearted. Miami is a dog-eat-dog city, and especially on Sobe, you better be ON ONE.
1) First comes first. If you're trying to swoop quality, and party in some of the best places, you need girls.
Depending where you're trying to club, you should cater your night to swooping there first.
Restaurants- (for food, and recruiting)
Fontainbleu (If you're trying to do LIV)
La Cote- Serious talent here. 2 stories, beach and pool view. Need I say more?
Gotham Steakhouse- (Fontainbleu) Again, decent talent. Solid steak.
***Don't forget the lobby bar around 9pm. Even on weekdays its hopping. Careful about the pros though.
Rokbar- Mynt- SET- Wall- Delano Florida Room
STK- (next to David Barton). Chicks love this place. Solid tapas and drinks. Great bar setup that is open and chill lounge which allows for easy approaches. Sometimes there are asian bday groups you want to avoid.
W Hotel Bar- This place never fails me on weekends. Always solid solid talent milling around. Scooped a fly finnish chick from NYC which I didn't bang that night, but followed up in NYC a few weeks later. Ridiculous during Art Basel. More fake titties than sand on the beach.
Baoli (across from Mynt)- Bar inside and out. Food sucks. Milf city. Last time I swooped two Colombians to Mynt, there was some promotion with two naked girls getting painted with body paint. Bizarre. Anyways chicks love this place for the desserts and attention whoring sparkler champagne bottles. STEEP drink prices.
W Restaurant- solid sushi, not as good as Brickell but whatever. Still some talent milling around you can recruit.
Delano Hotel Bar- Brought so many chicks here. Custom suit or dress fly and walk right by the front door man and check out the inside bar. Nothing popping? No worries hit the poolside bar. Usually great crowd on weekends preparing for Florida Room.
Mansion
Automatic Slims- Bar across from Mansion. Heavy European crowd for some reason last time I went. Tourists, etc.
(I'm omitting restaurants on Lincoln Road because they have been covered heavily at this point, and lets face it, if you can't swoop on Lincoln Road you shouldn't be clubbing in Sobe anyways)
2) OK. You're looking sharp, few drinks in you, and you've got a good ratio of girls with you.
CLUBS
Its all about who you know. If you don't know anyone, get a promoter on lock. Buy a bottle once or twice, and you won't pay for one again there. Girls, Girls, Girls.
MYNT=(Thursday-Saturday) My go-to spot. I know the owner and usually get a few bottles on the house. But the Door regulates hard. If you have some talent with you though, you MIGHT be able to get off without buying a bottle. Better if you know a solid promoter though.
Talent is AWESOME. Mixed bag of Europeans and South Americans. Seasonal. I've pulled probably double digit 8s out of here with tight logistics and dance game from anywhere between Norway and Brazil.
LIV(Wednesday- Saturday)- Superclub. Celebrities go here. Tough door. Great talent. If you have a lot of girls you'll be ok. There are plenty of pros also lurking about. If they're really hot, and its running too well, she'll be asking for money.
Rokbar- College level chicks usually. Smaller, talent is hit or miss. Easier to get into. Still makes for a good night if you have talent with you.
Wall- I went here on a Wednesday with 3 brazilians and they were complaining there WEREN'T ENOUGH DUDES! I'd say only hit it on tuesdays or wednesdays, and dress baller as fuck. Girls are dressed to the 9s and talent is usually SOLID.
Mokai- Used to go here on Fridays with this persian chick, but they have been slacking lately. Pretty small, but I went on a Thursday the other night with this Dominican from Boston and it was popping. Kind of caters to a darker crowd other days. (IRTs beware)
SET-(Fridays) If you can get in here, you'll have a great night. I've pulled Russian 9s out of here with great dance game and cigarette isos. (I see you G). Talent is WAY UP THERE. Pull from Lincoln or anything mentioned above and you'll be fine.
Mansion- Wednesdays Wednesdays Wednesdays. Resident DJ lives in my building. So I guess I don't need to mention how I don't really have to game when I'm chilling in the booth.
Florida Room- Fridays, Saturdays. Haven't pulled from here, except when I went with a bunch of girls for a bday party. Still, talent milling about especially in season when tourists are plentiful.
***I'm omitting bars like Mangos and other places because I simply haven't pulled from there, and don't see a point when all the high talent chicks go to the places mentioned above.
3) Ok you're in the venue. If you get a table (paid or not), DON'T POST UP THERE. I've pulled bottle whores right out from under these chumps just sitting there like they own the place. You'll find them chowing down pizza late night instead of hitting it like they're supposed to.
4) Hopefully you've gotten there early. Its not too packed. Make your rounds and go indirect warming up all targets with quick 5-10 min convos and telling them to save you a dance later.
5) Its picking up, and DJ's laying it down.
Direct. I've gone direct almost everytime when I'm out here. Something as simple as "You're sexy. What's your name". Do this around 230, 3am.
Honestly, half the time I don't even know what I'm saying. You should just be in the zone. If you haven't made at least 10 approaches by now you're dead in the water. I wink, smirk, throw in sexual innuendos, and make the whole interaction playful.
***Don't poach chicks at other dudes tables while they are there. The dudes tilt and tell security (which I have on lock) who then say "Just wait till they make a trip to the bathroom". THIS IS YOUR QUE.
^^^^Hit them when they're on their way back from the bathroom. Hit them when they've just ordered a drink. Hit them when they're on their way to the dance floor.
6) Return to your table, refill. Girls you rolled with earlier see you doing work. Interest up.
7) Spark up girls from earlier who "owe you a dance".
8) Rinse repeat step 5.
END GAME: I can't tell you guys how to close, except that it helps to either have a view, or be in a hotel nearby. If you're planning away game at their hotel think again. These chicks usually pack up 3-5 girls to a room.
I know I'm leaving some things out but if you stick to this list you'll be surrounded by 7s-9s. The rest is work for you to do.
1) First comes first. If you're trying to swoop quality, and party in some of the best places, you need girls.
Depending where you're trying to club, you should cater your night to swooping there first.
Restaurants- (for food, and recruiting)
Fontainbleu (If you're trying to do LIV)
La Cote- Serious talent here. 2 stories, beach and pool view. Need I say more?
Gotham Steakhouse- (Fontainbleu) Again, decent talent. Solid steak.
***Don't forget the lobby bar around 9pm. Even on weekdays its hopping. Careful about the pros though.
Rokbar- Mynt- SET- Wall- Delano Florida Room
STK- (next to David Barton). Chicks love this place. Solid tapas and drinks. Great bar setup that is open and chill lounge which allows for easy approaches. Sometimes there are asian bday groups you want to avoid.
W Hotel Bar- This place never fails me on weekends. Always solid solid talent milling around. Scooped a fly finnish chick from NYC which I didn't bang that night, but followed up in NYC a few weeks later. Ridiculous during Art Basel. More fake titties than sand on the beach.
Baoli (across from Mynt)- Bar inside and out. Food sucks. Milf city. Last time I swooped two Colombians to Mynt, there was some promotion with two naked girls getting painted with body paint. Bizarre. Anyways chicks love this place for the desserts and attention whoring sparkler champagne bottles. STEEP drink prices.
W Restaurant- solid sushi, not as good as Brickell but whatever. Still some talent milling around you can recruit.
Delano Hotel Bar- Brought so many chicks here. Custom suit or dress fly and walk right by the front door man and check out the inside bar. Nothing popping? No worries hit the poolside bar. Usually great crowd on weekends preparing for Florida Room.
Mansion
Automatic Slims- Bar across from Mansion. Heavy European crowd for some reason last time I went. Tourists, etc.
(I'm omitting restaurants on Lincoln Road because they have been covered heavily at this point, and lets face it, if you can't swoop on Lincoln Road you shouldn't be clubbing in Sobe anyways)
2) OK. You're looking sharp, few drinks in you, and you've got a good ratio of girls with you.
CLUBS
Its all about who you know. If you don't know anyone, get a promoter on lock. Buy a bottle once or twice, and you won't pay for one again there. Girls, Girls, Girls.
MYNT=(Thursday-Saturday) My go-to spot. I know the owner and usually get a few bottles on the house. But the Door regulates hard. If you have some talent with you though, you MIGHT be able to get off without buying a bottle. Better if you know a solid promoter though.
Talent is AWESOME. Mixed bag of Europeans and South Americans. Seasonal. I've pulled probably double digit 8s out of here with tight logistics and dance game from anywhere between Norway and Brazil.
LIV(Wednesday- Saturday)- Superclub. Celebrities go here. Tough door. Great talent. If you have a lot of girls you'll be ok. There are plenty of pros also lurking about. If they're really hot, and its running too well, she'll be asking for money.
Rokbar- College level chicks usually. Smaller, talent is hit or miss. Easier to get into. Still makes for a good night if you have talent with you.
Wall- I went here on a Wednesday with 3 brazilians and they were complaining there WEREN'T ENOUGH DUDES! I'd say only hit it on tuesdays or wednesdays, and dress baller as fuck. Girls are dressed to the 9s and talent is usually SOLID.
Mokai- Used to go here on Fridays with this persian chick, but they have been slacking lately. Pretty small, but I went on a Thursday the other night with this Dominican from Boston and it was popping. Kind of caters to a darker crowd other days. (IRTs beware)
SET-(Fridays) If you can get in here, you'll have a great night. I've pulled Russian 9s out of here with great dance game and cigarette isos. (I see you G). Talent is WAY UP THERE. Pull from Lincoln or anything mentioned above and you'll be fine.
Mansion- Wednesdays Wednesdays Wednesdays. Resident DJ lives in my building. So I guess I don't need to mention how I don't really have to game when I'm chilling in the booth.
Florida Room- Fridays, Saturdays. Haven't pulled from here, except when I went with a bunch of girls for a bday party. Still, talent milling about especially in season when tourists are plentiful.
***I'm omitting bars like Mangos and other places because I simply haven't pulled from there, and don't see a point when all the high talent chicks go to the places mentioned above.
3) Ok you're in the venue. If you get a table (paid or not), DON'T POST UP THERE. I've pulled bottle whores right out from under these chumps just sitting there like they own the place. You'll find them chowing down pizza late night instead of hitting it like they're supposed to.
4) Hopefully you've gotten there early. Its not too packed. Make your rounds and go indirect warming up all targets with quick 5-10 min convos and telling them to save you a dance later.
5) Its picking up, and DJ's laying it down.
Direct. I've gone direct almost everytime when I'm out here. Something as simple as "You're sexy. What's your name". Do this around 230, 3am.
Honestly, half the time I don't even know what I'm saying. You should just be in the zone. If you haven't made at least 10 approaches by now you're dead in the water. I wink, smirk, throw in sexual innuendos, and make the whole interaction playful.
***Don't poach chicks at other dudes tables while they are there. The dudes tilt and tell security (which I have on lock) who then say "Just wait till they make a trip to the bathroom". THIS IS YOUR QUE.
^^^^Hit them when they're on their way back from the bathroom. Hit them when they've just ordered a drink. Hit them when they're on their way to the dance floor.
6) Return to your table, refill. Girls you rolled with earlier see you doing work. Interest up.
7) Spark up girls from earlier who "owe you a dance".
8) Rinse repeat step 5.
END GAME: I can't tell you guys how to close, except that it helps to either have a view, or be in a hotel nearby. If you're planning away game at their hotel think again. These chicks usually pack up 3-5 girls to a room.
I know I'm leaving some things out but if you stick to this list you'll be surrounded by 7s-9s. The rest is work for you to do.
