[broken]

How has your 1st meet changed?

The ideal date has always been
- you cook dinner
- she provides dessert

But are you now woo-ing her with Ramen by Candle Light, with a Box of Chardonnay?

[duncanidaho]

We stand in line at the soup kitchen, where I start to kino escalate, so that by the time we sit down to eat our free food we're making out between bites of stale bread and chicken soup. If i'm lucky the homeless man next to her at the table will be subtle when he gropes her backside so she'll think it's me, but its not, but she's turned on anyway so we end up having sex in the back alley standing up with condoms I picked up from the free clinic earlier.

[Trotter]

Now that's economic stimulus.

[WeedVagRapBball]

hah that soup kitchen joke is pretty hilarious. nice work.

[wintergreen]

Now when I tell girls I'm homeless they believe me.

[duncanidaho]

(09-18-2008 07:53 PM)WeedVagRapBball Wrote:  

hah that soup kitchen joke is pretty hilarious. nice work.

Huh? I wasn't joking.





Yeah I was.

[GMoney]

My pickup lines at the moment.

"Hey Baby, Your box, or mine?"
"Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"
"That's a nice dress, it would look good rolled up in a ball at the foot of my parkbench"

Things are looking up though, on skid row where i live, my box just went condo!

[Roosh]

I used to take girls to nice lounges. $10 a drink.

Now i take them to a dive. $3 a beer. Actually i do better at the dive because we end up drinking more and she makes "better" decisions at the end. go figure