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Last time you had sex?
#1

Last time you had sex?

Many times a girl has asked me this question. I took it as a shit test and gave her a bs answer. A girl got mad because I wouldn't tell. Is there a way to get around this. If you lie do u go high or low?

Said she only fucked like 4 or 5 niggas so you know you gotta multiply by three
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#2

Last time you had sex?

my response will be different to most guys, but for me I used.. I had sex last night, dreaming about you!

she smiled and then I went on to say, I never kiss and tell etc
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#3

Last time you had sex?

Never, I'm a virgin. [Image: icon_razz.gif]
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#4

Last time you had sex?

When in doubt, agree and amplify with a little humor. You can take it in two directions:

"Had a quickie at lunch. I think I should go shower."
"Sex? Oh, what's that? I'm just a virgin. [Image: angel.gif]"
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#5

Last time you had sex?

Quote: (12-06-2012 12:30 PM)kickboxer Wrote:  

Never, I'm a virgin. [Image: icon_razz.gif]

Always my reply.
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#6

Last time you had sex?

I say "Does anal count?"
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#7

Last time you had sex?

In a few hours from now.
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#8

Last time you had sex?

My response is always something out of the ordinary, for example 'last night with 3 black hookers in a KFC restroom'.

I'm sure you can think of something more out of the ordinary if you try but you have to say it with an absolute pokerface and an aura of seriousness if you want to pull it off.

The response is usually one of either amusement or inquisitiveness - they start laughing and or asking questions, and you can usually gauge how DTF they are by their response.
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#9

Last time you had sex?

"With a human?"
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