[Screwston]

(11-24-2012 04:13 PM)porscheguy Wrote:  

She looks like Lena Joel Osment. A fat Lena Joel Osment.

LMAO that kid always gave me the creeps in movies. He looks weird as fuck now days.

[Screwston]

I don't understand her movie annoying references over and over and over. I'm guessing betas and captain save a hoe's have laughed at that stupid shit throughout the years and now she thinks it's actually funny and "witty".

[Alpha Hunter Zero]

This girl is further proof that any female who spams the use of the word "LIKE" is a bitchy entitled idiot who doesnt deserve a minute of any man's time.

[username]

She doesn't look that bad for 40 years old. Oh wait, she is 27. Damn.

[Tuthmosis]

   

[Belgrano]

Quote:

Caitlin: A blind date is great in theory, but the problem is that it’s just like meeting a complete stranger.

[oregonziggy]

She is a total East Coast chick. Looking for a rich guy. Has a massively over inflated ego. Will end up getting knocked up by a well off older married guy.

[CMan0928]

(11-25-2012 04:58 PM)oregonziggy Wrote:  

She is a total East Coast chick. Looking for a rich guy. Has a massively over inflated ego. Will end up getting knocked up by a well off older married guy.

You may have nailed it.

[bojangles]

oh god, i feel for you DC guys, someone commenting called her 'DC Hot' fucking hell, it's worse than england.

[megatron]

Haha. Christ, this thread is funny.

[scorpion]

Quote:

Now my friends and, like, random people are going to [read this and] be like, “Aren’t you that girl?” And I’m gonna be like, “Yeah! That happened.” You know like in “Bridesmaids,” when they have that scene, and she’s like, “It’s happening! ... It happened. ”

Somehow this is not a parody, but an actual quote.