After the sex..what thoughts come to your head?
Round 2 or sleep pretty much
#1 Fuck... I could have just jerked off.
#2 That bitch will probably never walk again.
#3 Setting phone alarm, to fake an emergency phone recall back to the Marine Corp. (In which is so not realistic). This how i kick them out.
#4 Welcome back to America... All this work for this wack pussy FML.
#5 I should ask for a tip.
#2 That bitch will probably never walk again.
#3 Setting phone alarm, to fake an emergency phone recall back to the Marine Corp. (In which is so not realistic). This how i kick them out.
#4 Welcome back to America... All this work for this wack pussy FML.
#5 I should ask for a tip.
"All My Bitches love me....I love all my bitches,
but its like soon as I cum... I come to my senses."
depends on if im tired, if i wanna go again, if there's blood somewhere, dispose of condom properly, time to go.
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Sargon are you from Mesopotamia
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"I'd really like to play some video games right now"
Have a couple of drinks, so I can tolerate what will come out of her mouth after the bang.
Save my juice because I am always thinking of what I can get the next day with a different girl. Need that motivation.
Tell the girl I am dead tired from partying the night before.
Are the buses still running so she can leave ASAP?
Save my juice because I am always thinking of what I can get the next day with a different girl. Need that motivation.
Tell the girl I am dead tired from partying the night before.
Are the buses still running so she can leave ASAP?
Usually I reach for whatever booze I can find near me and pretend to pass out, revelling in either the pleasure of the nut(s), how much fun I had, how ridiculous the situation was, or the fact that I put so little effort in and she still loved every last moment.
Victory if she was hot or at least doable and if she wasn't I start questioning my existence.
Wondering how I should handle the girl from here, especially if she did something particularly awesome in bed, is genuinely nice and/or funny
Figuring out how to react when she says how attracted to me she is
The glow of post coital relaxation bliss
If she has a "boyfriend", a slight pang of sympathy for the poor beta whose girl I just had my cock inside.
Figuring out how to react when she says how attracted to me she is
The glow of post coital relaxation bliss
If she has a "boyfriend", a slight pang of sympathy for the poor beta whose girl I just had my cock inside.
Quote: (11-22-2012 11:36 AM)Sargon of Akkad Wrote:
Quote: (11-22-2012 07:36 AM)bojangles Wrote:
Sargon are you from Mesopotamia
I was born in a small Semitic town on the banks of the Euphrates around 2300 b.c.
you must be the best PUA around with your ancient meat and 2 veg
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Quote: (11-22-2012 11:40 AM)bojangles Wrote:
Quote: (11-22-2012 11:36 AM)Sargon of Akkad Wrote:
Quote: (11-22-2012 07:36 AM)bojangles Wrote:
Sargon are you from Mesopotamia
I was born in a small Semitic town on the banks of the Euphrates around 2300 b.c.
you must be the best PUA around with your ancient meat and 2 veg
Gotta admit, I used to go crazy over Sumerian poon back in the day. Bitches were flocking towards my dick during my tour of Kish and Ur.
Good times.
"time to post in the +1 notch count thread"
"I could use a smoke. How can I get her to leave?"
Sandwich.
If it's something else you guys ain't screwing properly.
If it's something else you guys ain't screwing properly.
Food.
The last few times I've been laying in bed pining for a taco...after 15 minutes I usually get my shit together and go for a taco.
The last few times I've been laying in bed pining for a taco...after 15 minutes I usually get my shit together and go for a taco.
Sometimes I'm already thinking "how can I get her out of her to go out and get another notch", or "I got to hit the bars and get a multi-notch night"
then
"I need to work out"
"I need to read more"
"Where do I plan my next trip?"
"Who is/where do I get the next one?"
1) Great, when is the next round?
2) zzzz... Let's slightly hug him until I fall sleep.
3) I am hungry
4) Oh, no, not another purple spot.
2) zzzz... Let's slightly hug him until I fall sleep.
3) I am hungry
4) Oh, no, not another purple spot.
Deixa que essa fase é passageira, amanhã será melhor você vai ver a cidade inteira seu samba saber de cor!
Get this filth off my D
"fuck....shoulda wore a condom"
I am the cock carousel
"Get out"
sammich!
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