[cat_a_clysm]

LOL

http://www.washingtonian.com/blogs/capit...uesday.php

Quote:

Barack is back in office, the 113th Congress will have the most female senators in US history, we get four more years of Michelle’s awesome outfits—women are totally winning November.

And now, another bit of good news for the ladies: Trojan is parking Pleasure Carts in the District next Tuesday, November 13, at the Park at 14th (920 14th St., NW) and doling out hundreds of free vibrators. If you really want to get into specifics, the models available are the Tri-Phoria and the more discreet Pulse. Trojan will be handing them out while supplies last from noon to 4.

Considering the mayhem that ensued when the Pleasure Carts took New York City, ya best get there early if you’re serious about snagging one. Here’s hoping they learned their lesson about those pesky permits.

Guys in DC, now you know where to go to find girls in need of a good dicking.

[soup]

Are you a woman

[Timoteo]

Trojan Vibrations have some of the sillier commercials, where women (and a dude) have their hair "blown back" by this toy. If they're giving them away, I'm curious as to why. Are they not selling, or are they trying to "penetrate" a new market? If you've read anything about DC on this forum, you can guess that chicks might actually want this thing, because at least nobody on this board is interested in fucking DC chicks.

[Alpha Hunter Zero]

A litle too much info there. Let us know when they're giving out free condoms.

[Menace]

They were giving out free dollar bills yesterday near Metro Center. No idea what that was about. Funny thing is that a woman told a homeless guy asking for money that they were giving away free money literally across the street and he didn't immediately go! Amazing.

[cat_a_clysm]

(11-08-2012 05:11 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  

Trojan Vibrations have some of the sillier commercials, where women (and a dude) have their hair "blown back" by this toy. If they're giving them away, I'm curious as to why. Are they not selling, or are they trying to "penetrate" a new market? If you've read anything about DC on this forum, you can guess that chicks might actually want this thing, because at least nobody on this board is interested in fucking DC chicks.

Yeah... right.

[Wool Suit]

DC has been absolutely bizarre all day today. I was down at the White House, and I swear there was some good talent. I was shocked. Maybe the cold is getting to me? Or am I developing DC goggles? Christ. Glad to be going back to Boston soon.

But yeah, the cows sitting immediately to my right look like they would really benefit from some sort of penetration, artificial or otherwise. It's between betas and batteries, I guess.