[Hencredible Casanova]

I came across a hilarious Roosh thread about the most beta song ever. With even the music industry taking the lead on the relentless cultural assault on masculinity - from both male and female artists - I am especially grateful for Toby Keith's song that he released this year called "I Like Girls That Drink Beer." He doesn't reject all women entirely, which is healthy, but he takes a stand against those that feminism has cultivated and mass-produced in large numbers (independently rich, high-powered women). I dig it.

Bye bye baby I'm leaving
You can keep your mansion and your money
Your boat and your benz and your uptown friends
And your country club that ain't really country
I need a little down home lovin'
And a man ain't gonna get it up here
I'll find what I want in a honky-tonk
I like girls that drink beer

You bought me a black tie suit and I ain't wearin' it
Can't be seen in that thing in my lariat
Ain't goin' down to the ball in your chariot
This high rise life just ain't for me

Bye bye baby I'm leaving
Now you can keep your mansion and your money
Your boat and your benz and your uptown friends
And your country club that ain't really country
I need a little down home lovin'
And a man ain't gonna get it up here
Hey I'll find what I want in a honky-tonk
I like girls that drink beer

There's a two lane black tap road and I'ma hitting it
Skinner back sun, let her fly just to get me there
Find me a little hot spot and just sit in it
Giving me a mug of that ice cold brew
Get me a girl that's got one too

Bye bye baby I'm leaving
Now you can keep your mansion and your money
Your boat and your benz and your uptown friends
And your country club that ain't really country
I need a little down home lovin'
And a man ain't gonna get it up here
Hey I'll find what I want in a honky-tonk
I like girls that drink beer

Hey I need a little down home lovin'
And a man ain't gonna get it uṗ here
I'll find what I want in a honky-tonk
I like girls that drink beer
Yeah I'll find what I want in a honky-tonk
I like girls that drink beer

[Prufrock]

Without a doubt, "Ramblin' Man" by Hank Williams is one of the most Alpha Songs of all time:

I can settle dow-own and be doin' just fine
Til I hear an old train rollin'down the line
Then I hurry strai-aight home and pack
And if I didn' go, I believe I'd blow my stack
I love you ba-aby, but you gotta understand
When the lord made me
He made a ramblin' man.

Some folks might sa-ay that I'm no good
That I wouldn' settle down if I could
But when that open ro-oad starts to callin'me
There' somethin'o'r the hill that I gotta see
Sometimes it' har-rd but you gotta understand
When the lord made me, he made a ra-amblin'man.

I love to see the tow-owns a-passin'by
And to ride these rails 'eath god' blue sky
Let me travel this la-and from the mountains to the sea
'Cause that' the life I believe he meant for me
And when I' go-one and at my grave you stand
Just say God called home your ra-amblin'man.

[HiFlo]

The mark lanegan-isabel campbell version of ramblin man is amazing check it out!

There are a ton of alpha songs everywhere its just not played on mainstream. Rap, dubstep, rock...u name it.

[Aliblahba]

I was there when the men came, and told us all the news
Father forgive them for they know not what they do
Till they walk a while, a country mile
In my hillbilly shoes

You want to judge me by the whiskey on my breath
You think you know me but you ain't seen nothing yet
Till you walk a while, a country mile
In my hillbilly shoes
In my hillbilly shoes

You work all day in the muck and the mire
Dance a little jig and a stomp by the fire
Ain't too much these boots cant do
Might even kick a little sense into you

Well I'm going up cripple creek going in a run
Going up cripple creek to have a little fun
Law man said they found some tracks
People saw them leavin but they never come back

Oh, you don't know me, you don't know, you don't know you don't know
Till you walk a while, a country mile
In my hillbilly shoes
In my hillbilly shoes

[cycliss]

Nas-Ether

Arguably the greatest diss song of all time

[Drazen]

I remember on valentine's day freshman year, the all girls dorm stood in front of our quad and started "serenading" our dorm. Some dudes put their speakers out the window and started blasting this, it was hilarious.

[Caligula]

Love tourist anthem (sort of). Very funny, especially if you know some German.

Here's the very x-rated video: http://www.redtube.com/25232

[Drazen]

One more chance by the Notorious BIG. Just read the ebonics translation.

http://www.bizbag.com/Misc%20articles/Ra...slated.htm

Quote:

Lyrics:
You - ringin’ bells with bags from Chanel
Baby Benz, traded in your Hyundai Excel
Fully equipped, CD changer with the cell
She beeped me, meet me at twelve

TRANSLATION:
Despite the fact that you attempted to win her at her doorstep with bags full of expensive clothes and a car (the lower end model Mercedes Benz which you financed by signing over your current vehicle) containing an expensive stereo and a cellular phone, your woman has contacted me through my pager indicating that we should rendezvous at midnight.


Lyrics:
Where you at? Flippin’ jobs, playin’ car notes?
While I’m swimmin’ in ya women like the breast stroke
Right stroke, left stroke what’s the best stroke
Death stroke - tongue all down her throat
Nuthin’ left to do but send her home to you
I’m through - can ya sing the song for me, boo?

TRANSLATION:
You, on the other hand, jump from job to job, barely able to maintain payments on the Mercedes Benz you purchased for your woman. Meanwhile, I continue to engage in sexual intercourse and commit lewd osculatory acts with your women. My only remaining option is to request that she leave my home and return to you because I have reached orgasm and no longer have a need for her presence

[Way Cool Jr]

(11-03-2012 06:22 PM)PartyonBro Wrote:  

One more chance by the Notorious BIG. Just read the ebonics translation.

http://www.bizbag.com/Misc%20articles/Ra...slated.htm

Funny thing is that he brags about how much money he has and how he's ready to spend on her.
It's something that I don't find very alpha, since I prefer to spend low cash on women (probably because I'm still a half student/half worker and have no interest of spending cash that my parents or I earn on girls).

[Bacchus]

Jay drops some ice cold knowledge in this one. 2nd verse:

Quote:

Heh, who you lovin'? Who you wanna be fuckin'?
Who said what? Why you trippin' girl? Why's you fussin?
Got this model slash actress slash part time waitress
Spend a whole day she hangin round with part time haters
All they do is dish dirt and put a up on my latest
itinerary, but since I tend to vary see
I tend to carry, more rumors than ten Mariah Careys
Tend to hurries in ten places at once
Plus she can't front, just peep how I run mines
Ma, our time together is our time together, and uh
our time apart is our time apart
so love Jay with your mind girl, and not your heart
And some day I slow down, but for now I get around
like the late Makiavelli, or Perelli twenty inches
or Caine and O-dog stick up tape from Menace
You tell 'em chicks if they must know my buisness

[bacon]

enjoy

[Vacancier Permanent]

This is a good classic one:
American Women, Lenny Kravitz.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmbfDH2mXbo

In general Pitbull's songs are also quite fitting with our forum, the cool, successful, globe trotter playboy who has a ton of exotic women everywhere on the globe.

[Cincinnatus]

[megatron]

Jimmy Castor Bunch - Troglodyte

It's about a caveman who's "gotta find a woman."

Great powerfunk song.

[mental]

This one's about a man who figured that a woman's just playing him and he bailed out.

"I see that nothin's changed
Insist on playing games
Some waste of time you are
And you're so popular
Well this is it you bitch
I gotta make a switch
You find some other john
I know what's goin' on

Your move, what do I have to lose
Stalemate, too late, too late"

[CMan0928]

Bush - Testosterone

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfPRX_FSWcQ

[OGNorCal707]

Hecredible you trip me out, I can't say I've ever heard of a black man who likes country music, and wears bowties, you are one original mofo. I wonder if Nation of Islam guys, ever think you're one of them?

(Not to troll this thread)... I will think of alpha songs to post later....

[soup]

[OGNorCal707]

Snoop

[Hencredible Casanova]

(12-07-2012 10:16 PM)OGNorCal707 Wrote:  

Hecredible you trip me out, I can't say I've ever heard of a black man who likes country music, and wears bowties, you are one original mofo. I wonder if Nation of Islam guys, ever think you're one of them?

(Not to troll this thread)... I will think of alpha songs to post later....

Haha yeah man I pretty much march to the beat of my own drum...I haven't been wearing bow ties lately though. It was more of a phase. Now I wear a lot of tweed for the colder weather (tweed coats and even tweed pocket squares). I wear stylish scarves and cardigans a lot now too. I love cardigans. I'm also slowly bringing jeans back into my wardrobe. Cole Haan Wingtips, Loafers and Boots are usually on my feet these days.

When I do/did wear bow ties, it was done with style so I def didn't look like an NOI guy haha. I haven't seen those guys around in years.

[Scott]

[savilerow]

Motley Crue - Dancing on Glass

[Vacancier Permanent]

Anthem to all of us International Playas with girls everywhere on 5 continents

Lou Bega, I got a girl:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Agr3zDTVVMk

Mamba # 5:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK_LN3XEcnw

[CrazyBoy]

Oran "Juice" Jones - The Rain

Lyrics:

CHORUS:
I saw you (and him) walking in the rain
You were holding hands and I'll never be the same.

Tossing and turning another sleepless night
The rain crashes against my window pane
Jumped into my car didn't drive too far
That moment I knew I would never be the same.

CHORUS

CHORUS

Now here you are begging to me
To give our love another try
Girl I love you and I always will
But darling right now I've got to say goodbye
'Cause

CHORUS

CHORUS

(I saw you)
Hey hey baby how ya doin' come on in here
(Walking in the rain)
Got some hot chocolate on the stove waiting for you
Listen first things first let me hang up the coat
(You were holding hands and I'll)
Yeah how was your day today
Did you miss me
(Never be the same)
You did? Yeah? I missed you too
I missed you so much I followed you today
(I saw you)
That's right now close your mouth
'Cause you cold busted
(Walking in the rain)
Now just sit down here, sit down here
I'm so upset with you I don't know what to do
(You were holding hands and I'll)
You know my first impulse was to run up on you
And do a Rambo
(Never be the same)
I was about to jam you and flat blast both of you
But I didn't wanna mess up this thirty-seven hundred dollar lynx coat
So instead I chilled -- That's right chilled
I called up the bank and took out every dime.
Then I cancelled all your credit cards...
I stuck you up for every piece of jewelery I ever bought you!
Don't go lookin' in that closet 'cause everything you came here with is
packed up and waiting for you in the guest room. What were you
thinking?
You don't mess with the Juice!
I gave you silk suits, blue diamonds and gucci handbags.
I gave you things you couldn't even pronounce!
But now I can't give you nothing but advice.
Cause you're still young, yeah, you're young.
And you're gonna find somebody like me one of these days . . .
Until then, you know what you gotta do?
You gotta get on outta here with that alley-cat-coat-wearing,
punch-bucket-shoe-wearing crumbcake I saw you with. Cause you
dismissed!
That's right, Silly rabbit, tricks are made for kids, don't you know
that. You without me is like corn flakes without the milk! This is my
world. You're just a squirrel trying to get a nut! Now get on outta
here. Scat!
Don't touch that coat...

[Hencredible Casanova]

(12-09-2012 06:46 AM)CrazyBoy Wrote:  

Oran "Juice" Jones - The Rain

Hahaha. The Juice! Classic song and video.