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HBO's Eastbound and Down
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HBO's Eastbound and Down

What do you guys think of this show?

It's an absurdist, vulgar lil slice of heaven. So fucking funny.

I find Kenny Powers pretty, gasp, ALPHA, in the expanded Roissy definition. A dude who can consistently pull with desirable women and has the dark triad personality traits: dominence, narcissism and psychopathy. He's totally unattractive, dumb, but get aways with it most of the time because of his unyielding belief in himself.

Even though the series seems to exist in an alternate, ridonkulous universe, the alphaness that Kenny exhudes would play out it similarly in our reality: he's fucking about 3 to 7 sweet bitches a year: not that impressive, I know, but it's pretty good for a fat, vaguely Jewey-looking, curly-haired retard.
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I haven't watched the most recent season but I can still remember watching the opening for the first season with him on that jet ski with that naked chick.

I was hooked after that.

I also go on youtube every so often to watch his "I am a real american" intro during his mexican baseball career. IF YOU HAVENT SEEN THE SHOW MUST WATCH VIDEO
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I actually just implemented a new technique for qualifying girls this fall.

When I meet girls, I randomly bring up the name "Kenny Powers" or "Eastbound and Down" in conversation.

If they smile and say how hilarious he is, I know I can work with that.
If they say he's so dumb, immature, and childish, I know we have a girl with feminist thoughts swirling in her head.
If they never saw it, I stay neutral and further qualify

Hasnt failed me yet. Only one time I gave a chick a pass for hating on Kenny Powers. Not 15 minutes later, she is arguing how she is feminine and submissive, but should never have to follow a man....

LOL never make an exception to the Kenny Powers rule. Any chick who hates on Kenny Powers and calls him "creepy" or "childish" will never be the feminine girl you want in a relationship. How she views men like Kenny Powers is directly correlated to how she will eventually view me lol.

PS: This can also be used for men when looking for wingmen/friends. The level of hilarity they find in Kenny Powers directly correlates to how well I will I will get along with them. If a dude doesnt find Kenny funny, I dont wanna be there friend. If they cry from laughter when they watch, I might have just found a best friend.

Just watch my man in Action. Tell me this isnt an exact conversation us RVF'ers would have? I can imagine Roosh and El Mechanico breaking down Ass vs Titties just like this:




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^^ Heh, sounds like a good policy.

The one girl I know in real life who likes Kenny Powers is a real catch: an HB8 who's very slender, feminine and a loves to cook.

Man, those spelling mistakes in the OP. Heh. (can't edit a post after 60 minutes of postage).
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I didn't know who this guy was before the other day because I've never had HBO but me and him are very much alike.
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<3 that fucking show. Watching the youtube clip of him coming out onto the field with the american flag is what made me download the seasons. So funny
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This show is hilarious, and I find Danny McBride just plain funny period. He basically plays the same character in every movie, but he's so good at it that you still laugh. I loved the scene where him and his baby mama went out and ended up getting in a fight with another couple while playing miniature golf. Classic.

"The best kind of pride is that which compels a man to do his best when no one is watching."
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I'm a big fan of the show.














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I already posted this in the el mechanico tribute thread, but it's an open secret that EB&D is modeled after el mech and various RVF members. [Image: wink.gif]

The Puritan hated bear-baiting, not because it gave pain to the bear, but because it gave pleasure to the spectators. - Thomas B. Macaulay

Rick Von Slonecker is tall, rich, good-looking, stupid, dishonest, conceited, a bully, liar, drunk and thief, an egomaniac, and probably psychotic. In short, highly attractive to women. - Whit Stillman
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Heh. "Time for a Mexican."
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Quote: (11-01-2012 05:27 AM)Adam Michaels Wrote:  

I actually just implemented a new technique for qualifying girls this fall.

When I meet girls, I randomly bring up the name "Kenny Powers" or "Eastbound and Down" in conversation.

If they smile and say how hilarious he is, I know I can work with that.
If they say he's so dumb, immature, and childish, I know we have a girl with feminist thoughts swirling in her head.
If they never saw it, I stay neutral and further qualify

Hasnt failed me yet. Only one time I gave a chick a pass for hating on Kenny Powers. Not 15 minutes later, she is arguing how she is feminine and submissive, but should never have to follow a man....

LOL never make an exception to the Kenny Powers rule. Any chick who hates on Kenny Powers and calls him "creepy" or "childish" will never be the feminine girl you want in a relationship. How she views men like Kenny Powers is directly correlated to how she will eventually view me lol.

PS: This can also be used for men when looking for wingmen/friends. The level of hilarity they find in Kenny Powers directly correlates to how well I will I will get along with them. If a dude doesnt find Kenny funny, I dont wanna be there friend. If they cry from laughter when they watch, I might have just found a best friend.

Just watch my man in Action. Tell me this isnt an exact conversation us RVF'ers would have? I can imagine Roosh and El Mechanico breaking down Ass vs Titties just like this:




I'm pretty sure that actually happened on the forum. Tuthmosis was involved. Video reference and everything ahah.
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Quote: (11-01-2012 09:35 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

I didn't know who this guy was before the other day because I've never had HBO but me and him are very much alike.

I concur, you also look like him too!
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Quote: (11-02-2012 01:09 PM)scotian Wrote:  

Quote: (11-01-2012 09:35 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

I didn't know who this guy was before the other day because I've never had HBO but me and him are very much alike.

I concur, you also look like him too!
I know. I've been thinking about growing the back of my hair out and going to mexico
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HBO posted the first full episode of season 4 on youtube.





"...it's the quiet cool...it's for someone who's been through the struggle and come out on the other side smelling like money and pussy."

"put her in the taxi, put her number in the trash can"
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Very interesting. 4 seasons and 8.1 on IMDB, not to mention HBO.

Will check it out.
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Quote: (10-03-2013 07:23 PM)NY Digital Wrote:  

Very interesting. 4 seasons and 8.1 on IMDB, not to mention HBO.

Will check it out.

You'll find yourself wanting to talk and think like K. Powers after a while.

It's hilarious.

"...it's the quiet cool...it's for someone who's been through the struggle and come out on the other side smelling like money and pussy."

"put her in the taxi, put her number in the trash can"
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I'm going to put "La Flama Blanca" as my header on latinamericancupid.com
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I don't watch tv and I had no idea this show existed but those clips are hilarious, I think I have some piratebaying to do.
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Really glad they brought Eastbound back, it filled the void left when Trailer Park Boys stopped.

Two of the best comedies out of North America this past decade.

On that note, I have a theory that Kenny and Ricky are actually long lost relatives.

Just take a look:











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Kenny Powers is loosely based on John Rocker. Ya'll remember him? Possibly the most hated man in baseball ever, behind Jose Canseco.

You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor.
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Quote: (11-01-2012 05:27 AM)Adam Michaels Wrote:  




I saw them interviewed (jody&danny) about this very scene, and they said it was one of the most defining moments of the series, and everything in that whole season crescendoed in that very moment when Kenny realized he was off track in his life, when he recognized that he truly was a tit man, not an ass man, and that his current gf was all ass. Then he destroyed their recording studio and stole a sports car.

The first episode for this season is gold. Lets hope they keep getting posted for free on YouTube.
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Just watched the first season and a half, definitely a ton of funny moments, but overall does anyone else find this show extremely depressing?
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^How so?
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His internal reality is so far from his external reality he has to cling to the Kenny Powers superstar identity to avoid sinking into a deep depression. He passingly mentions being depressed a few times and makes his self help audiobooks as a form of self-therapy. He fucks nearly everything up as soon as it starts becoming too real and his relationships are all entirely selfish. The episode I saw he just dumped that big bootied Mexican chick then had a meltdown on the baseball field. Its like she finally realized he was getting more serious because Kenny Powers: Superstar has to have a hot bitch on lock. He melts down on the baseball field because he realizes hes close to actualizing his dreams of being a star athlete again.

I feel bad for the guy, hes extremely delusional. Contrast that with a similar show such as Archer and I didn't get the same response. Sterling Archer is very similar, but he does have redeeming qualities. Kenny Powers doesn't have much of anything.
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