[Armenian]

V Necks are beta
Eating tofu is beta
Being vegan is beta
Putting the toilet seat down is beta
Holding in your burps and farts are beta
Recycling is beta
Making a list is beta
This is beta
You are beta
This thread is beta

[Screwston]

Toilet paper is beta. Real alphas don't care what anyone thinks and walk around smelling like shit.

[WesternCancer]

Even knowing that you're alpha makes you beta because a real alpha wouldn't even know about those terms.

[jackson.henley]

So the verdict: Alpha = Uebermensch that does not really exit?

[Branimir]

(10-31-2012 06:55 PM)jackson.henley Wrote:  

So the verdict: Alpha = Uebermensch that does not really exit?

That's something you only can find in museums and old books.
Human evolution has wiped off all alphas from the face of this planet in record time, no war before could've ever done that.
It is rumoured that at some far away places there's still alphas living in their natural habitat like it is only to be read in old hieroglyphs, but these people quickly are being adjudged as mentally ill.

[worldwidetraveler]

(10-31-2012 03:32 PM)houston Wrote:  

Toilet paper is beta. Real alphas don't care what anyone thinks and walk around smelling like shit.

Real Alphas use the fur of live animals caught with their bare hands to wipe their asses.

[dk902]

Every man who is not married is Beta.

We all know Real Men aka Alphas only get married because they decided to stop being scared of commitment and 'manned up.'

[thebassist]

(11-01-2012 11:55 AM)worldwidetraveler Wrote:  

(10-31-2012 03:32 PM)houston Wrote:  

Toilet paper is beta. Real alphas don't care what anyone thinks and walk around smelling like shit.

Real Alphas use the fur of live animals caught with their bare hands to wipe their asses.

False. Real alphas don't give a shit.

[Snowflake]

(11-01-2012 03:31 PM)thebassist Wrote:  

(11-01-2012 11:55 AM)worldwidetraveler Wrote:  

(10-31-2012 03:32 PM)houston Wrote:  

Toilet paper is beta. Real alphas don't care what anyone thinks and walk around smelling like shit.

Real Alphas use the fur of live animals caught with their bare hands to wipe their asses.

False. Real alphas don't give a shit.

well said, walking around with a non wiped ass is as alpha as it gets

[R Smoov]

All of ya'll who voted between my posts are beta as fuck

[Cooze Hound]

I'm a master beta

[button]

Lying to your self is beta. Men who embrace who they are can learn to let go of beta male traits and become Alpha.