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I really shouldn't have done that
Everytime I get out they pull me back in!
I hit a heavy in the T.O that passed the boner test. It got boring after a while and I was just doing it to rack up the numbers. Decided I wouldn't hit again, she called me asking me to come over, I made up an excuse..she hit me with the flood game (tears) and I conceded.
Came over and smashed. Left later on, felt shytty for how far I had fallen.
Came over and smashed. Left later on, felt shytty for how far I had fallen.
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Done that...
There was a waitress that was constantly all over my jock in the kitchen, very pretty feminine face but she was a bit overweight so I was always shutting her down.
After work one day I went to the bar upstairs to wind down from a crazy night in the kitchen. Not much for talent that night, txt'd a couple prospects but nothing came of it.
As I'm walking across the complex to my car I run into her on her way to hers. She's flirty as usual, and I'm half-drunk and needing to unload my nuts. I pretty much said we should go back to her place smoke some weed and fuck each other. She's a bit surprised, but says yes to the idea.
So we get back to her place and she pours us some red wine and gives me some tree to pack a bowl. We smoke (she's from Mendocino and it's some home-grown her sister sent her) and I lay on her couch. She offers to massage my back, I remove shirt, turn over, and make myself comfortable, she proceeds.
A few minutes into it I have a wicked boner so I tell her, "alright, enough of this" and lead her into her bedroom, where I strip her of her clothes and she strips me of the rest of mine.
Nice tits. Nice ass. I tell her to blow me and she asks me to put a condom on first (wtf). This starts to kill the boner so I just go to put it in her pussy.
However, I'm already becoming disinterested in what's going on and I feel the boner dying. So I withdraw and tell her it must have been one too many drinks for me. She seemed bummed out, but she never seemed to get that excited about it. She had been trying to fuck me for months, you'd think she'd have been more enthusiastic!
Of course, after that, she was even more affectionate to me in the workplace. I had to tell her to leave the affection outside of the kitchen, she began to txt and invite me out, I always blew it off.
She realised I wasn't really into her after a little while.
I realised I just can't fool my penis.
There was a waitress that was constantly all over my jock in the kitchen, very pretty feminine face but she was a bit overweight so I was always shutting her down.
After work one day I went to the bar upstairs to wind down from a crazy night in the kitchen. Not much for talent that night, txt'd a couple prospects but nothing came of it.
As I'm walking across the complex to my car I run into her on her way to hers. She's flirty as usual, and I'm half-drunk and needing to unload my nuts. I pretty much said we should go back to her place smoke some weed and fuck each other. She's a bit surprised, but says yes to the idea.
So we get back to her place and she pours us some red wine and gives me some tree to pack a bowl. We smoke (she's from Mendocino and it's some home-grown her sister sent her) and I lay on her couch. She offers to massage my back, I remove shirt, turn over, and make myself comfortable, she proceeds.
A few minutes into it I have a wicked boner so I tell her, "alright, enough of this" and lead her into her bedroom, where I strip her of her clothes and she strips me of the rest of mine.
Nice tits. Nice ass. I tell her to blow me and she asks me to put a condom on first (wtf). This starts to kill the boner so I just go to put it in her pussy.
However, I'm already becoming disinterested in what's going on and I feel the boner dying. So I withdraw and tell her it must have been one too many drinks for me. She seemed bummed out, but she never seemed to get that excited about it. She had been trying to fuck me for months, you'd think she'd have been more enthusiastic!
Of course, after that, she was even more affectionate to me in the workplace. I had to tell her to leave the affection outside of the kitchen, she began to txt and invite me out, I always blew it off.
She realised I wasn't really into her after a little while.
I realised I just can't fool my penis.
It's part of the game. If you don't see her every day, what's the harm? Let it inspire you to make the next one you get with less obnoxious.
I've had a crazy slut or two. As long as I don't knock up the bitch, I'm not regretting it.
I've had a crazy slut or two. As long as I don't knock up the bitch, I'm not regretting it.
I try to keep these out of my memory vault...
oh so many regrets....
alcohol's a helluva drug.
alcohol's a helluva drug.
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"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling
"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling
Wait, so you regretted the bang AFTER it happened? You should contact the police immediately, you were raped.
Went to a baseball game with friends. Met two girls one attractive and a fatty. At end of game we told them to meet up at a bar offsite. We rendezvousd with them and drank a lot...yada yada yada I woke up in one of the girls condos with shamu in a thong next to me. Took a few days to recover, but it is what it is
Let's face it. It's hard to hit for average and hit for power at the same time. If you have a high notch count, there's going to be some regrets in there. Most of them I just forget about. I can't really think of any notches that haunt me. I much more bothered by the ones that I didn't bang.
Makes me feel better about passing on a fatty who was raving about her BJ skills. (Can't remember her name, so she ended up being "Girl" in the phone)
DC's pushing me there more and more, but I just never have much fun banging fat chicks.
DC's pushing me there more and more, but I just never have much fun banging fat chicks.
Agreed to a date tomorrow night from this chick off OkCupid. She's Asian and I'm not really into Asians but I laid it down pretty early on I'm only in it to get laid. She's playing along. She's clearly interested but is doing the whole "I have to get to know you first" routine. Last night she said something like "just because I'm going out with you, doesn't mean I'm going to sleep with you. It depends on how much I like you".
Not really feeling it at all even though I know I can get a bang out of it. What would you lads do?
Not really feeling it at all even though I know I can get a bang out of it. What would you lads do?
Quote: (11-02-2012 08:45 PM)MattC Wrote:
Agreed to a date tomorrow night from this chick off OkCupid. She's Asian and I'm not really into Asians but I laid it down pretty early on I'm only in it to get laid. She's playing along. She's clearly interested but is doing the whole "I have to get to know you first" routine. Last night she said something like "just because I'm going out with you, doesn't mean I'm going to sleep with you. It depends on how much I like you".
Not really feeling it at all even though I know I can get a bang out of it. What would you lads do?
You got any better options for tomorrow night, Matt? If not I say go for it.
Quote: (11-02-2012 09:18 PM)CMan0928 Wrote:
Quote: (11-02-2012 08:45 PM)MattC Wrote:
Agreed to a date tomorrow night from this chick off OkCupid. She's Asian and I'm not really into Asians but I laid it down pretty early on I'm only in it to get laid. She's playing along. She's clearly interested but is doing the whole "I have to get to know you first" routine. Last night she said something like "just because I'm going out with you, doesn't mean I'm going to sleep with you. It depends on how much I like you".
Not really feeling it at all even though I know I can get a bang out of it. What would you lads do?
You got any better options for tomorrow night, Matt? If not I say go for it.
I'm thinking about it. She's changed the plans a few times and trying to control me but I'm not letting her. I've got 3 other dates between now and next Sunday which I'm a lot more positive about.
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