[BlackUniform]

Sipping beer since 2PM.

Like the plastic 2l bottles of beer, can fill them up later with water and store in basement, at least I know that if Russians will come my family got some water storage, got about 50l already there, started three months ago.

[BlackUniform]

you know how it is when you are sipping beer since 2PM with you dad and when you are chilling home your friend at 11:40PM texted you "Dress up let's got to the pub", you roll a few cigs, got out. Down like 5-6 beers, 4 Jager shots, play the skinhead anti-communists, anti-gypsy songs from the 90' on the jukebox all night. Met some bitch that I havent seen like 4 years, the guys in the crew always maked fun of her that her cunt is so loose that you can put a hand in it, now she came to me and said that she did not recognise me and stuff (lost about 20kg when 15-16). She took me to her table, started to play with her hair, her dad was sitting there and said "oo he is your boyfriend, he is so handsome" and shit. (she looks like a chubby european with weird for some reason asian eye features). I was like in my head "fuck that shit I got low standards but that is too much"

Was doing one arm push-ups as a challenge with some guy, did 8 of them, he did 24, fucking football players, I will get a refund on that gym membership, cup face bitch, had to buy him a jager,

Gave a fitness advice to my friends long time girlfriend, she had some complies about turkish exchange students approaching and being irritating, got back my memories about beating one turkish guy after approaching my ex, good times

[YoungBlade]

W E P R E S I D E N T N O W

[Truth Teller]

I may have a problem. It's 9:10 and I'm on my third scotch.

[Roardog]

Fucking Chinese new year. Every bitch is staying at home with her family and the only people at the bar area old white dudes and Hookers. Fuck.

[Rigsby]

Dvrunk?

Good consternoon afterble.

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"How dare you!"

"I represent that remark".

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Didjn't jtoush a drop!

[metalfan20]

I am in long beach for a Bachelor party.

[stugatz]

Is this the appropriate thread to tell everyone I gave up alcohol as a 2017 experiment - and I really, really want to be drunk right now?

I'm certainly in the same kind of sentimental mood. I love this forum. You based motherfuckers make me realize I'm not crazy. This week of MAGA was like some kind of wonderful alternate reality I had long thought impossible.

[Bluto]

Just came back from the beer bar a little inebriated. Finishing the night watching what is left on "The Big Lebowski" on cable. I have had better nights, but I certainly have had worse nights.

[MajorStyles]

(02-10-2017 11:24 PM)Bluto Wrote:  

Just came back from the beer bar a little inebriated. Finishing the night watching what is left on "The Big Lebowski" on cable.,.

Time to fix yourself a Black Russian.

[Cattle Rustler]

Man, I should seriously look into my drinking habits.....I got drunk on tequila yesterday, had an argument because of an misunderstanding.....got kicked out, went to a bar and ordered 3 loaded margaritas.....drove to my other home......blacked out and found the inside of my car covered in vomit, a spot outside my car covered in vomit, and my shirt off with some vomit and reeking of tequila.

My pants were a mess.

[YoungBlade]

No nut from DT, but maybe a nut from a meaty pussy. If not, nuttin' next week.

[Cattle Rustler]

God damn, I'm super fucked up....but not as fucked up as last time. I mean, I drank more but I'm conscious of my intake and have not barfed. Also, I'm still riding on some good blow.

Fuck, I really need to get off alcohol. I keep getting into trouble when drunk.

[YoungBlade]

H A P P Y A I N ' T P A T T Y ' S D A Y

[RexImperator]

Man, I love Manhattan cocktails...Once it hits your lips...it's so good!

Big thumbs up to Dolin Sweet Vermouth.

[Cattle Rustler]

Man, I dunno why this forum crashed on my first bad coke trip.

LTR picks me up from a party....I was on 5-6 shots of patron and 24 inches of coke. So she drops me off at my place and I'm there all alone. Shortly the crash starts coming in and I start going a bit anxious and nervous because I don't want to fall asleep. I fell asleep the other day (I posted above) and didn't want to barf. So I drink about 9 glasses of water and piss 5 times. Check the forum every few minutes, it's down....so I go on Twitter and Reddit. Most places are closing down so it makes no sense to go there, I'm there all by myself....didn't know what to do.

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It's 7am and I have only slept one hour...so I go walk around and surf the web, then cleaned my crib. Then took another 2 hour nap. It was 6pm and I was still hungover as fuck. I'm getting old, I remember at 17 being able to drink 3/4 bottle of vodka and not feel shit by 9am.

[Akwesi]

(03-12-2017 10:37 AM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  

Man, I dunno why this forum crashed on my first bad coke trip.

LTR picks me up from a party....I was on 5-6 shots of patron and 24 inches of coke. So she drops me off at my place and I'm there all alone. Shortly the crash starts coming in and I start going a bit anxious and nervous because I don't want to fall asleep. I fell asleep the other day (I posted above) and didn't want to barf. So I drink about 9 glasses of water and piss 5 times. Check the forum every few minutes, it's down....so I go on Twitter and Reddit. Most places are closing down so it makes no sense to go there, I'm there all by myself....didn't know what to do.

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It's 7am and I have only slept one hour...so I go walk around and surf the web, then cleaned my crib. Then took another 2 hour nap. It was 6pm and I was still hungover as fuck. I'm getting old, I remember at 17 being able to drink 3/4 bottle of vodka and not feel shit by 9am.

I think sipping your drinks over doing shots would solve a lot of your problems. That even flow is going to help you maintain a bit more control, even if you drink the same amounts. I don't know the coke side of things, though.

[YoungBlade]

I CAN'T WAIT

[YoungBlade]

(05-08-2017 09:53 PM)YoungBlade Wrote:  

I CAN'T WAIT

I B L E S S T H E R A I N S D O W N I N A F R I C A

[Rawmeo]

Just woke up hangover from a night of pool partying with a few ladies yesterday - but we'll continue the party tonight!

[Truth Teller]

Drank a MD 20/20 last night. Almost fucking blacked out, went home, passed out. Not doing shit for the next week: time to go on a bender.

[Rigsby]

[Bacchus]

Katy Perry looks like Bieber now. Short hair and 30+. WYB?

[BrewDog]

(05-13-2017 10:02 PM)Bacchus Wrote:  

Katy Perry looks like Bieber now. Short hair and 30+. WYB?

You're goddamn right. Because then I could tell people, "I banged Katy Perry." They wouldn't believe me, but I don't give a hit. I'd know I did.

[SamuelBRoberts]

The fuck is that thing even.

Why do all pop stars look like bosses from a bad fucking cyberpunk videogame these days.
I don't get it.

I mean it's like, I dunno if Satan's real. But if he WAS real, isn't that the sort of shit he'd try to pull? Like just as kind of a "Fuck you, haha I can do what I want" kinda thing?

I was reading that post in the Musician's Lounge the other day about how modern music is essentially dead, and I was in the gym, and the worst fucking song I'd ever heard was playing. It literally had a goddamned saw effect in it as the main instrument. It was that weird synth saw they sometimes use in dubstep, but the saw-i-ness (It's a word if I say it is, goddamn it) was cranked all the way up so it literally just sounded like a chainsaw. It was a chainsaw, and a guy screaming over the chainsaw about how "some bitch stole my sweater" over and over again, for a solid 3 minutes. That was the song. This was what somebody decided needed to go on the radio. Chainsaw screaming sweaters.

I think this culture's just about toast.