[Excalibur]

I like the tall blond, but I would hit all of them fo sure!!

[Wayout]

Opening 1
Nice camel toes!

Opening 2

Well..you don't need the opening, in FSU they open you!

[Catch 22]

That's three 7's and a 6 to me. And the bodies look totally fine. Ugh, been in DC too long :-(

I think I'd go with the "I was going to wear the same suit" one but then add that it didn't "quite" hold your junk. See if they go sexual with it.

[delicioustacos]

(10-15-2012 10:41 PM)Catch 22 Wrote:  

That's three 7's and a 6 to me. And the bodies look totally fine. Ugh, been in DC too long :-(

I think I'd go with the "I was going to wear the same suit" one but then add that it didn't "quite" hold your junk. See if they go sexual with it.

I'd call the two on the left both 9's. Third from the left, with her gigantic frame and manly butt-chin, would be a slightly homoerotic experience. But still an 8. Her squinty, yearning expression speaks to a desire for wisdom her puny walnut brain will never attain.

Farthest to the right has a little too much



going on, but I would gladly slay it. I have slain far, far worse with pride. Them tittays.

Back on topic: if I was not carrying cocaine, and couldn't just say "you girls want a bump?" and take them back to the hotel, I would go with a softish neg:

"I don't know what the fuck those things are you're wearing, but you're completely pulling them off."

[HiFlo]

daytime cold approaching asking girls direct straight-up if they want drugs does not work man.

[delicioustacos]

(10-15-2012 11:57 PM)HiFlo Wrote:  

daytime cold approaching asking girls direct straight-up if they want drugs does not work man.

Au contraire! Assuming that beach is Miami or L.A. area, or anywhere in the civilized world. Those girls do coke, and go back to strangers' rooms and homes to do coke, I promise.

I have field tested this opener extensively. It will definitely get them back to your place. Unfortunately you can't pop wood because you'll have done too much cocaine.

Related: http://delicioustacos.com/2012/09/03/wee...12-bobbie/

[Anon-A-Moose]

Pain in the ass opening 4 at a time. I hate girl groups. If they split to pairs or even maybe if it were three I would.

"Hey, you know where the [ihavenoidea, something on the boardwalk, I don't go to the beach much] is?" Ask more specifics, try to get some frame of reference ("ok, so ti's there, and that should be like X distance from my hotel, does the bus run there?"), try to drop some fast bait.

[scorpion]

(10-16-2012 12:24 AM)delicioustacos Wrote:  

(10-15-2012 11:57 PM)HiFlo Wrote:  

daytime cold approaching asking girls direct straight-up if they want drugs does not work man.

Au contraire! Assuming that beach is Miami or L.A. area, or anywhere in the civilized world. Those girls do coke, and go back to strangers' rooms and homes to do coke, I promise.

I have field tested this opener extensively. It will definitely get them back to your place. Unfortunately you can't pop wood because you'll have done too much cocaine.

Related: http://delicioustacos.com/2012/09/03/wee...12-bobbie/

Great piece there. Read like something out of a Bret Easton Ellis novel.

I have little direct experience with that sort of thing, but have had friends for whom it was a staple of their game.

A thread on cocaine/drug game would be interesting and informative.

[rationalize_this]

"You girls don't happen to be sisters do you?"

[Therapsid]

Go all out caveman on them. Pick the brunette up and spin her around. Put her gently back down. She'll be so dizzy she'll fall into your arms and you can kino escalate from there.

[presidentcarter]

Alright girls, I've brought the scissors...now who's ready to show off their cool new tan lines first?!

[Giovonny]

I would throw a football at them or at them or kick a soccer ball at them, hopefully hitting them. Then I would try to chat them up and maybe offer them a drink, if I had my cooler..

"Opps, I thought you guys were the Manchester United ladies team!"

"Wanna try a glass of my world famous san francisco plum wine"?

[Blaster]

Excuse me, my grandmother's birthday is coming up and I am looking for gift ideas. Where did you get those bathing suits?

[Blaze Frazier]

(10-17-2012 11:28 AM)Therapsid Wrote:  

Go all out caveman on them. Pick the brunette up and spin her around. Put her gently back down. She'll be so dizzy she'll fall into your arms and you can kino escalate from there.

You have the perfect username for that advice.

[Chapped3rdEye]

(10-15-2012 04:28 PM)delicioustacos Wrote:  

You girls want a bump?

Voted most likely to succeed.

[dirtman]

It's sad to look at that picture and realize that there is a crowd forming behind them, even to the left. Dudes gawking and following them. These people have obviously not seen tits or puss in way too long. These girls aren't all that.