What a stupid night last night.
First, I'm getting cockblocked by two guys in the bar. Real hard. The cutie with them has an old man, and his "friends" are trying to play the white knight game and be protective over her while at the same time they're both all over her and trying to get the bang. Nice friends, eh. She was following me around all night and telling me that they were jealous of me, have a crush on her, etc. Then she invited me to come with them afterward, but the guy whose house they were going to (one of the cockblockers) gave that idea the axe.
Fuck, I hate small towns.
Anyways, some old lady that was partying with them ended up leaving their party to come to the bar and drag me back where they were.
After more cockblocking further hindered my efforts and I almost had to beat this guy up, old haggard lady invited me to her house for some champane. She was pretty brutal-looking, but it's been a rough night, so I'm thinking, "what the fuck, I'll take a beej." Cuties' number already pocketed so no big loss.
Here's where shit gets interesting.
I walk into this older woman's house and we go in the back after swooping up her neighbor. She's warned me by this point, "My kid might get upset." I'm thinking kid kid, but no, it's like a 22-year-old tough guy with a cast on one hand. He comes raging out of the bedroom almost immediately and tries to start a fight with me.
I really don't want to beat up this woman's kid in her own home, so I play it respectful. Calm it down. A little bit later he comes out and says "Who the fuck is this guy anyways." At this point, I get up and say, "Look, I'm obviously not welcome here. You guys have a good night."
He tells me, "I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to my mom." Fair enough kid. Later. But she's shouting at me not to go, and I say, "Hey, I'm not welcome here. I'm out. No worries."
Kid starts wigging out on me. "I told you I'm not talking to you."
"Fuck you kid. Your mom was talking to me."
He's all puffy chest and yelling at her that - get this - "This guys trying to get between me and my mom!" LOL WTF kind of missing daddy issue did I just stumble my drunk ass into here?
I can't tell you how close I was to blasting this fool right off the back deck. I love it when people try to get tough when they're standing on an edge like that - nothing follows up a good punch like tumbling 10 feet. I really came close to hurting that kid, but it would have been all bad - not to mention that I was on his property. Instead, I backed up to the front door and said, "You know where I'll be if you want to do something about this."
Sat outside the house for about 15 minutes and the kid never showed.
Short story long- went and got the bj from someone else. Daddy issues not included.
Fuck, I hate small towns.
First, I'm getting cockblocked by two guys in the bar. Real hard. The cutie with them has an old man, and his "friends" are trying to play the white knight game and be protective over her while at the same time they're both all over her and trying to get the bang. Nice friends, eh. She was following me around all night and telling me that they were jealous of me, have a crush on her, etc. Then she invited me to come with them afterward, but the guy whose house they were going to (one of the cockblockers) gave that idea the axe.
Fuck, I hate small towns.
Anyways, some old lady that was partying with them ended up leaving their party to come to the bar and drag me back where they were.
After more cockblocking further hindered my efforts and I almost had to beat this guy up, old haggard lady invited me to her house for some champane. She was pretty brutal-looking, but it's been a rough night, so I'm thinking, "what the fuck, I'll take a beej." Cuties' number already pocketed so no big loss.
Here's where shit gets interesting.
I walk into this older woman's house and we go in the back after swooping up her neighbor. She's warned me by this point, "My kid might get upset." I'm thinking kid kid, but no, it's like a 22-year-old tough guy with a cast on one hand. He comes raging out of the bedroom almost immediately and tries to start a fight with me.
I really don't want to beat up this woman's kid in her own home, so I play it respectful. Calm it down. A little bit later he comes out and says "Who the fuck is this guy anyways." At this point, I get up and say, "Look, I'm obviously not welcome here. You guys have a good night."
He tells me, "I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to my mom." Fair enough kid. Later. But she's shouting at me not to go, and I say, "Hey, I'm not welcome here. I'm out. No worries."
Kid starts wigging out on me. "I told you I'm not talking to you."
"Fuck you kid. Your mom was talking to me."
He's all puffy chest and yelling at her that - get this - "This guys trying to get between me and my mom!" LOL WTF kind of missing daddy issue did I just stumble my drunk ass into here?
I can't tell you how close I was to blasting this fool right off the back deck. I love it when people try to get tough when they're standing on an edge like that - nothing follows up a good punch like tumbling 10 feet. I really came close to hurting that kid, but it would have been all bad - not to mention that I was on his property. Instead, I backed up to the front door and said, "You know where I'll be if you want to do something about this."
Sat outside the house for about 15 minutes and the kid never showed.
Short story long- went and got the bj from someone else. Daddy issues not included.
Fuck, I hate small towns.
Beyond All Seas
"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling
"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling