[HiFlo]

So this girl has a few beta orbiters who love to text her stupid bullshit. When I'm hanging out with her, fucking her, whatever, her phone will light up with these silly texts from these beta clinger dudes.

The other day, I'm pounding away at her and she actually checked her text message. I grabbed her phone from her and tried to take a picture of my cock insider her to send to these dudes, but couldn't figure out how to work the camera and she ended up grabbing it away.

Normally, I will either 1) completely ignore them, or 2) tool them saying "oh they'd make a great husband & buy you lots of nice things, lend you money" or "these clingy types are fucking creepy." I've tried laying down the law a couple times and be like, "When you're with me, you can't text these stupid kids" but she answers, "ohhhh, are you jealous? does he make you jealous?" so that method doesn't work.

It's just getting fucking annoying and as my game improves and I'm experiencing more girls I run into this more & more. Any suggestions?

[Bronan the Barbarian!]

She checks texts mid-fuck? That's a serious insult. I would high five the fuck out of you if you texted some orbiter a picture of your dick inside her though. Evil genius.

I had a girl answer the phone mid-fuck once. It was her mom. Started banging her even harder until she had to hang up because she was moaning too much.

[HiFlo]

(09-27-2012 01:10 PM)Bronan the Barbarian! Wrote:  

I would high five the fuck out of you if you texted some orbiter a picture of your dick inside her though. Evil genius.

LOL, it's all shit that's been done to me by my evil ex. She would picture-text me her new dude's cock inside her. Or she would call me when she was moaning mid-fuck so I could hear her orgasm.

[j r]

(09-27-2012 01:28 PM)HiFlo Wrote:  

(09-27-2012 01:10 PM)Bronan the Barbarian! Wrote:  

I would high five the fuck out of you if you texted some orbiter a picture of your dick inside her though. Evil genius.

LOL, it's all shit that's been done to me by my evil ex. She would picture-text me her new dude's cock inside her. Or she would call me when she was moaning mid-fuck so I could hear her orgasm.

Jesus! What kind of crazy harpies do you associate with?

[rationalize_this]

I had to end things with my main squeeze partly because of this a few months back. This chick was a 9, a model, former nfl cheerleader etc. The amount of texts/calls she would get when she was around me was ridiculous. In the car was the fucking worst, I couldn't have a conversation with this chick for 45 seconds without her texting these betas. Solution: Make her drive.

My first strategy was not even mention it, act like I didn't give a fuck. When she saw the attention whoring wasn't affecting me, then she stepped it up. She started telling me about the messages guys were sending her. How one guy was offering to take her on his sailboat for the weekend etc. My response to this was nonchalance. "Cool" "Awesome", not even looking at her. Then her hamster did a flip and she started telling me how she'd be upset if I slept with other girls. Then I lost it. I ranted "You're fucking telling me every 10 minutes about guys texting you, you leading them on and perpetuating it, and now you're telling ME what to do? Nice try." I laid into her pretty hard after this literally calling her an "attention whore" and she even deleted her fb for a week or so to "find out whats important" (LMFAO this is the kinda girl that is getting 60-80 likes per picture not including comments).

The culmination came when we were out with some of my friends from college on a weekend away. We were at the bar all drinking and having a good time, and this bitch would not get off her phone. I was hammered at this point and started making remarks about it. "Your fingers tired yet?". My buddies even hopped on the bandwagon. Real beta, real defensive. I know. Anyways, my friends got me so hammered I essentially couldn't function when i got back to the hotel with her. She started crying how I was being such an asshole about the texting, how I was drinking too much because her dad was an alcoholic. Some sob story bullshit. I didn't say a word to her and was just lying there, soooo faded. She then says "You're not even going to have sex with me tonight?" "Just ANSWER ME!" I got up, when to the toilet, and proceeded to yack for the next 15 minutes. Good times.

Ended it a week later. These girls are programmed this way, don't even try to change it. Just bang them until you can't put up with it anymore, and onto the next one. Who knows maybe you'll get lucky and find a girl who DOESN'T do this around you, and you'll appreciate it that much more.

[XXL]

do i understand correctly, she checked her phone while fucking you? OMFG that's crazy. in THAT particular situation i'd tell her "really? ok fuck you then, i'm cumming" i'd start pounding her hardcore to cum as fast as possible, then get up, wipe my dick using drapes and ask her if she liked that.

usually i handle it like that

when she's with me and she's the girl i'm focused on (i date/fuck her etc) then no way i'm gonna tolerate her playing with her phone simultaneously

[Cruisen_Chubby]

These girls are extremely social (social whores), so use that to your advantage.

Are you friends with any friends of hers (chicks)? Do they like you? If so, start talking to them in a private fashion...It'll get back to her.

This one chick, very cute, was trying to get me to settle with her, meanwhilst on her phone every other minute. I couldn't reply to a question or give a follow up anecdote without her pulling out that stupid fucken Iphone.

I told her repeatedly...didn't ask...told...That if she insisted to sit on the phone when I'm with her, that i'm dipping without notice and replacing her.

We were bangin' one night and her phone went off...I kept pumpin'... went off twice...Pumped harder...finished.

I was drying my dripping dong off on her pillow case (I was pissed at this point) and she failed to notice me doing so as she was glued to her potentially missed text message.

I brought out my phone and texted her bestie down the hall (dormroom). "Hey, Brianna is a little upset with things.... I'm gonna come over and talk to you about it; cause you know her better than anyone."

Text me back. "Yep, I'm in my room".

I walked out...shirt still off (but pecker dry), and walked down the all girl dormroom hallway to "talk" to her "good friend".

Couple shots later to diffuse the situation, panties were off. I dried my weiner off in a similar fashion and left only to meet girl A at her friends door. Crying, arms crossed.

"If this scenario was on Facebook, I bet you wouldn't "like" it would ya babe?"

Bottom line- teach that bitch a lesson.

Brianna is comin' over tonight. Leavin her phone at home as well... Skank.

[HiFlo]

(09-27-2012 02:55 PM)Cruisen_Chubby Wrote:  

Are you friends with any friends of hers (chicks)? Do they like you? If so, start talking to them in a private fashion...It'll get back to her.

I brought out my phone and texted her bestie down the hall (dormroom). "Hey, Brianna is a little upset with things.... I'm gonna come over and talk to you about it; cause you know her better than anyone."

Text me back. "Yep, I'm in my room".

I walked out...shirt still off (but pecker dry), and walked down the all girl dormroom hallway to "talk" to her "good friend".

Cool, good strategy. I don't really have problems with any girl that I could use as a conversational pretext for a talk with her friends (who I know). What are some of the common conversational pretexts for shit like this?

[littleG]

I'm so proud of all of you.

[Bronan the Barbarian!]

Damn dude, your ex is one sick bunny-boiling bitch. I'd call the phone company and block her number.

Thought about the mid-text fuck thing for a while and came up with a great solution:

Blow a load on her phone.

[Cruisen_Chubby]

(09-27-2012 08:28 PM)HiFlo Wrote:  

(09-27-2012 02:55 PM)Cruisen_Chubby Wrote:  

Are you friends with any friends of hers (chicks)? Do they like you? If so, start talking to them in a private fashion...It'll get back to her.

I brought out my phone and texted her bestie down the hall (dormroom). "Hey, Brianna is a little upset with things.... I'm gonna come over and talk to you about it; cause you know her better than anyone."

Text me back. "Yep, I'm in my room".

I walked out...shirt still off (but pecker dry), and walked down the all girl dormroom hallway to "talk" to her "good friend".

Cool, good strategy. I don't really have problems with any girl that I could use as a conversational pretext for a talk with her friends (who I know). What are some of the common conversational pretexts for shit like this?

Talk about the only thing you guys have in common...the mutual friend (the one your dating/banging). It has to be in a negative, yet playful manner.

This way she feels like you guys are on the same time but it's not too malicious, just strategically flirting for her sake. Open up with something like "You forgot to feed your little friend her anxiety pills today...and now I'm paying the price. You owe me."

[Merenguero]

(09-27-2012 01:32 PM)rationalize_this Wrote:  

I had to end things with my main squeeze partly because of this a few months back. This chick was a 9, a model, former nfl cheerleader etc.

Is she the same one you said you were officially in the LTR with right before you were banned the last time? You have resurrected yourself very well on this forum and I am in no way insinuating anything by mentioning your previous bannings. I was just curious.

[Deluge]

(09-27-2012 01:28 PM)HiFlo Wrote:  

(09-27-2012 01:10 PM)Bronan the Barbarian! Wrote:  

I would high five the fuck out of you if you texted some orbiter a picture of your dick inside her though. Evil genius.

LOL, it's all shit that's been done to me by my evil ex. She would picture-text me her new dude's cock inside her. Or she would call me when she was moaning mid-fuck so I could hear her orgasm.

I literally died of laughter reading that.

[MrXY]

A friend on mine recently had a ONS with a MILF who was here on a tourist visit.

He said as she was riding him her phone went off; she looked at the phone, saw it was her ten year old son, answered, and had short conversation with him.

During all this , she never missed a stroke.

[Aliblahba]

(09-27-2012 10:51 PM)Bronan the Barbarian! Wrote:  

Damn dude, your ex is one sick bunny-boiling bitch. I'd call the phone company and block her number.

Thought about the mid-text fuck thing for a while and came up with a great solution:

Blow a load on her phone.

Fuck that. I'd grab her phone and run it up her sweaty ass crack and see if she still wanted to put her fingers on it.

[blackglasses]

Don't take that kind of disrespect. I experienced a girl who was on the phone too long so I walked way ahead and went cold. I got a handjob

[Hotwheels]

I've mentioned it here before, but I've sent texts detailing what I just did to her when her phone would go off at 2am and she was asleep.

"XXXXX is currently sleeping as she is worn out from being fucked for 2 hours straight and swallowing a full load. Please contact her at a sensible hour tomorrow."

[Pappy]

(09-27-2012 12:46 PM)HiFlo Wrote:  

So this girl has a few beta orbiters who love to text her stupid bullshit. When I'm hanging out with her, fucking her, whatever, her phone will light up with these silly texts from these beta clinger dudes.


It's just getting fucking annoying and as my game improves and I'm experiencing more girls I run into this more & more. Any suggestions?

If you don't like it, tell her. Personally I find it very disrespectful if anyone I'm talking with starts texting. There are some situations when its acceptable but it seems to me she's being a cunt. I would shut down her phone, or would stop respecting her completely until she stopped.