[Menace]

(09-11-2012 12:56 PM)Athlone McGinnis Wrote:  

I suppose there are worse potential problems to have. That being said, I wouldn't be opposed to compromising a little on dick size for height, just not enough to put me in a position to wield a below average pecker (even if some girls globally wouldn't mind it). I got my ego to deal with.
I'd trade an inch off the dick for an inch of height. That'd push me close to 6'0", which I'd say would be worth it.

[el mechanico]

I don't know if you guys are reverse trolling me or what but I can't believe what I'm reading here. Some of you guys would take a small dick for a couple more inches in height?? How can two inches in height possibly help you?? It's a pair of running shoes for Christs sake!!

[JohnKreese]

Gotta go with snake height over person height. I mean, I fuck myself more than anyone else does and I prefer to be with someone that is well endowed, especially since their are so many repeat bangs. Plus, I can't really see how tall I am when I'm laying on the couch so height is pretty irrelevant,

[Giovonny]

I'll take height with a small cock. You will get way more attention from girls and have more opportunities to bang.

Some girls might be disappointed by your small cock size, but, you will always be able to please the most important person in your sex life......You!

Having a small penis makes anal and deep throat much easier for you. 

And, girls will be happy to be seen out in public with you. They love being on the arm of a tall man.

Height also makes you more likely to be viewed as a leader, more hire-able to an employer, more likely to win an election, more automatic respect from people, etc.

Isn't it true that people will not vote a short man to be president?!?

I'm 5'11 and above average below the belt.

[el mechanico]

One day when I was about 13 me and my girlfriend and one of her friends were walking up the road. We saw some other kids we knew drinking beer under a bridge and they were buzzed. Well one of the guys decided to show us his cock. He was a pretty tall guy and his cock was tiny and my girl started crying because she was scared and thought he was deformed or something. Needless to say that dude never pulled in school.

[Spike]

I'll trade an inch of height for an inch of dick. Seriously, maybe it's because i,m 6.2 feet and from Holland but I never even heard/thought of height being that majorly important in scoring girls before I started reading about pick up (which was early 2010)

[Moma]

So you would be 6'1 for more dick?@Neil

[Screwston]

I'm.5'8 with a good sized dick and wouldn't add inches to my height for a smaller dick.

[Spike]

(09-11-2012 02:37 PM)Moma Wrote:  

So you would be 6'1 for more dick?@Neil

Yeah sure, one inch of height is barely visible but an inch of dick clearly shows.

A bit more girth wouldn't hurt. At least not me

Like I said, before Game I didn't know height was that important. I still shrug my shoulders when I think about it.

[MikeCF]

(09-11-2012 12:59 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

I'm amused at how Mechanico successfully Dick Trolled and Height Trolled us. Impressive.

Yeah, looking at this thread on my iPhone, I couldn't see who authored it.

I was gonna call troll. Then I saw it was el mech's thread and it ended up being an entertaining one.

[20Nation]

I'd say its better to be tall with a small dick. But if you could use attribute points for penis size and height like in NBA Jam. It would be smartest to not use all your attribute points on height or penis. And just balance the two out. That's how you'll get the most bang for your buck.

[Kitsune]

I'm average height.

I wear heeled boots and went to PEGym.

Both problems solved.

[I'mWaitingForTheMan]

Let's explore this a little more in depth. I'm working with a reverse banana that's slightly slanted to my left. What do you guys think is the best shaped dick to have? What about the whole circumcised/uncircumcised debate?

How do you guys feel about veins? Would you rather have one really smooth or pulsating with blood vessels?

[Chief]

This thread fits into two camps:

dudes who want to be taller
dudes who want bigger wangs

I would say 99% of the male population would fit into one of those two categories.

6'1 average pecker checking in.

No homo. phaggots.

[Timoteo]

I'm almost 6'2" but I can't imagine a scenario where I'd prefer my dick to be smaller.

[Screwston]

(09-11-2012 01:36 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

One day when I was about 13 me and my girlfriend and one of her friends were walking up the road. We saw some other kids we knew drinking beer under a bridge and they were buzzed. Well one of the guys decided to show us his cock. He was a pretty tall guy and his cock was tiny and my girl started crying because she was scared and thought he was deformed or something. Needless to say that dude never pulled in school.

LMAO I can't stop laughing at this.

[Timoteo]

(09-11-2012 08:29 PM)houston Wrote:  

(09-11-2012 01:36 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

One day when I was about 13 me and my girlfriend and one of her friends were walking up the road. We saw some other kids we knew drinking beer under a bridge and they were buzzed. Well one of the guys decided to show us his cock. He was a pretty tall guy and his cock was tiny and my girl started crying because she was scared and thought he was deformed or something. Needless to say that dude never pulled in school.

LMAO I can't stop laughing at this.

This is the other lesson. Chicks will talk shit about you if you don't "measure up." You'll end up having to move to another city or town, because the word will get out that you're too small to satisfy. You won't be able to pull in the same circles.

[caps]

I would take supernatural next dimension mind fucking abilities over my height and dick size. sure that shit matters in its own way, but they are very rarely the deciding factor. once in fucking never.

i see a lot of guys on here putting height on a massive pedestal. & then I think about my situation, I still got these fucking yuppie/rich bitches with model 9-10 quality looks who will ditch me on a dime for short trollish kid who i just fucking know is rocking a baby's dick. the bottom line is that he is fucking her mind better than I am. probably doesn't hurt that these kids will be ivy league/have family prestige, but I'm not going to use that as an excuse.

there's nothing more real than hustling to improve your life situation. bitches. will. flock. i will stand by that statement all day. this coming from a poor ass trailer trash kid from redneck nowhere who is now hustling hard with the white collar betas and yuppie bitches. improving your life situation will score you more pussy than growing 5 inches taller or gaining 10 inches of girth

[Screwston]

(09-11-2012 09:11 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  

(09-11-2012 08:29 PM)houston Wrote:  

(09-11-2012 01:36 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

One day when I was about 13 me and my girlfriend and one of her friends were walking up the road. We saw some other kids we knew drinking beer under a bridge and they were buzzed. Well one of the guys decided to show us his cock. He was a pretty tall guy and his cock was tiny and my girl started crying because she was scared and thought he was deformed or something. Needless to say that dude never pulled in school.

LMAO I can't stop laughing at this.

This is the other lesson. Chicks will talk shit about you if you don't "measure up." You'll end up having to move to another city or town, because the word will get out that you're too small to satisfy. You won't be able to pull in the same circles.

One girl cheated on her boyfriend with me and said he was so small that she couldn't ride him.

[Timoteo]

(09-11-2012 09:13 PM)houston Wrote:  

(09-11-2012 09:11 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  

(09-11-2012 08:29 PM)houston Wrote:  

(09-11-2012 01:36 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

One day when I was about 13 me and my girlfriend and one of her friends were walking up the road. We saw some other kids we knew drinking beer under a bridge and they were buzzed. Well one of the guys decided to show us his cock. He was a pretty tall guy and his cock was tiny and my girl started crying because she was scared and thought he was deformed or something. Needless to say that dude never pulled in school.

LMAO I can't stop laughing at this.

This is the other lesson. Chicks will talk shit about you if you don't "measure up." You'll end up having to move to another city or town, because the word will get out that you're too small to satisfy. You won't be able to pull in the same circles.

One girl cheated on her boyfriend with me and said he was so small that she couldn't ride him.

I had a married chick I was banging complain to me that the hubby was a premature ejaculator - after a couple of pumps he'd squirt, then roll over and snore...HA HA! No doubt - these chicks will put you on blast if your sexual game isn't tight.

[Moma]

Would you take 10 inches but it only got hard half of the time? No Viagra, no Ciallis could get it up?

Would you take 10 inches if you bust prematurely in about 2 mins?

What about 10 inches but you only got hard for 4's and under? Anything at 5 and above got you as soft as Ben and Jerry's? Would you take it then?

[Tuthmosis]

How about this one: would you take 12", but only one testicle--and it's obvious.

[Moma]

(09-12-2012 12:30 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

How about this one: would you take 12", but only one testicle--and it's obvious.

Even better, that one obvious testicle is one big bag centered in the middle like some kind of penal Cyclops.

[Moma]

How about you are 6'6 but it's all from torso, your legs are shorter than Kevin Hart's and gives you a sort of Roger Ramjet look minus the physique?

How about 6'6 with very small feet like a pixie and you have to wear the right sized shoes, anything different will cause excruciating pain?

How about being 7'0 with a permanent stoop that causes you to appear 6'6? You are only able to straighten up when lying prostrate.

[Duke Castile]

If I couldn't destroy a chick I don't think I could enjoy sex. Mark me down a few inches heightwise.