6 secret turn-ons for men
Translation: Men should happily accept women that don't know how to stop their lard-curves from expanding further.
Translation: Be a cunt. He'll like it. It's a turn on for him!
Translation: It's chauvenistic for a woman to clean for her man!
Translation: Being overweight isn't a big deal, it's a turn on!
Fuck the translation, I'm just going to say this: NO, HE IS NOT.
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When is this bullshit going to end?
For the ladies, here's MSW2007's advice on how to land a decent man that's consistently attracted to you:
1.) Don't be so goddamn picky. The Disney fantasy you've been fed is bullshit.
2.) Always look your best. Wear heels and dresses, and stay in shape.
3.) Learn how to cook and clean. Act domesticated.
4.) Stop being such a bitch.
That's it, that's all. The clever Dave Chappelle once offered the following advice to women: "Suck his dick, make him a sandwich, and don't talk so god-damn much."
This article linked to above was written by a fellow named Matt Schneiderman. I imagine dude looks like this:
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He loves that you indulge at dinnertime.
Translation: Men should happily accept women that don't know how to stop their lard-curves from expanding further.
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He loves your occasional outbursts.
Translation: Be a cunt. He'll like it. It's a turn on for him!
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He loves that you aren’t a neat freak.
Translation: It's chauvenistic for a woman to clean for her man!
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He loves your extra padding.
Translation: Being overweight isn't a big deal, it's a turn on!
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He’s fascinated by your knowledge of the things you’re passionate about.
Fuck the translation, I'm just going to say this: NO, HE IS NOT.
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He loves a good head rub from you.
...
When is this bullshit going to end?
For the ladies, here's MSW2007's advice on how to land a decent man that's consistently attracted to you:
1.) Don't be so goddamn picky. The Disney fantasy you've been fed is bullshit.
2.) Always look your best. Wear heels and dresses, and stay in shape.
3.) Learn how to cook and clean. Act domesticated.
4.) Stop being such a bitch.
That's it, that's all. The clever Dave Chappelle once offered the following advice to women: "Suck his dick, make him a sandwich, and don't talk so god-damn much."
This article linked to above was written by a fellow named Matt Schneiderman. I imagine dude looks like this:
