[MrXY]

(09-01-2012 04:57 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

It's done like this....



she responded where? Sure. I told her to head my way after work. Once she was in route I told her that all I was really planning on doing is sitting at the bar in my house and listening to the rain on my tin roof and watching Swamp people. There wouldn't be much going on with the weather and all. She agreed. I bought a new bottle of Ron Barcelo rum and some cokes the night before so I started mixing her 2 shot drinks. She would turn around and catch me looking at her ass which completely dominated my John deere tractor seat bar stools. She gets trashed after about 6 drinks that I kept making while I was making some spaghetti sauce I turn around she grabs me and pulls me in. It's on. She used her ass weight to push me threw the doors to my bed and stripped my clothes off and started blowing me. Ohh boy I thought and also about the SIF thread here. There was no turning back. She took her clothes off and confirmed nice tits, small waist and huge ass with bikini lines and all. I flipped her over and smashed doggy for as long as I can remember then passed out.

[WanderingSoul]

Because I'm wasted and struck out with the three 6s who were at the bar.

[MikeCF]

Why take a shitty-entry level job when you can collect unemployment checks?

Why start a business (that will run at a loss for the first few years) when you can get paid actual money in a job in some cubicle?

Why do anything unpleasant when there are other, easier ways of satisfying your needs?

Rarely do you go from not doing anything to do something great.

Guys don't go from 6 month dry spells to pulling dimes.

So much in life results from momentum.

Fuck a fat chick when you need to start moving...

[NewGamer]

(09-01-2012 10:35 PM)MikeCF Wrote:  

Why take a shitty-entry level job when you can collect unemployment checks?

Why start a business (that will run at a loss for the first few years) when you can get paid actual money in a job in some cubicle?

Why do anything unpleasant when there are other, easier ways of satisfying your needs?

Rarely do you go from not doing anything to do something great.

Guys don't go from 6 month dry spells to pulling dimes.

So much in life results from momentum.

Fuck a fat chick when you need to start moving...

You ended this thread. Case closed.

[Nomad77]

The quantity of fat girls in this country is raising rapidly. It's getting really tough to find a slim chick these days. Soon it will be like trying to find a black girl in China. You won't have any choice but to bang fat chicks or curvy as they like to call themselves.

[sucio44]

Hey everyone--I'm new to the forum. First time poster long time lurker.

I think the fat booty broad el mechanico pounded out wouldn't be considered a fat chick. Small waist/pretty face with a big kaboose is fine.

The broads trying to fit into skinny jeans and tight tops with their guts hanging over the beltline and flabby arms--they should be shamed every minute of every hour. And no dick for them.

[sixsix]

Big ass is fine, even awesome if it's your thing.

Girls with stomach fat are fucked up though. Very unhealthy and ruins your metabolism.

It fucks up the rest of their body as well, with erratic ass curves and floppy lard boobs.

The shame I would feel knowing people could find out I did a thing like that is almost worse than the repugnance of seeing a girl that does not care about her looks and health expecting you to want her. Entitled. Why would you reward it with your body? The real answer to momentum and dry spells is stop being a pussy and find a cute girl.

[scotian]

One good thing about poking fat chicks is that you know that'll they'll swallow, because they're always hungry!

[michelin]

(09-01-2012 04:57 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

I flipped her over and smashed doggy for as long as I can remember then passed out.

I love the sound of smacking (or clapping) a big ass makes when going doggy

[scotian]

I just want to say that this thread is "useless without pics" because one guy's fat chick is another man's well built/thick girl.

I know that some of you guys's have posted pics on here saying that the girl is fat, and I was thinking, "fuck I'd hit that in a second!". Although obese women repulse me as well, I actually prefer a girl with some meat on her bones than a boney girl.

I had this FWB scene with this one girl, on the running team at the local uni, skinny as fuck but fit and could go all night....but fuck, after banging her doggy and having her ride me all night, my entire crotch area would be sore as fuck for days after hitting that boney ass.

Contrast that with a thick girl who has a nice fat ass, I'll plow that all night long from behind and I love it when a tick girl is riding me and her ass jelly is just bouncing all over the place, I'll smack that any day over some underfed twig.

Am I normal?

[Caligula]

(09-02-2012 06:41 AM)scotian Wrote:  

Am I normal?

Who cares? Whose approval are you trying to win? As long as it's not an obsessive fat fetish, slam whatever gives you a boner.

I like variety; I'm a dedicated pussynaut. I get bored having the same thing all the time. I hit whatever body type strikes a chord with me when I see it. Sometimes it's the skinny girl I can lift with one arm, sometimes it's the thick girl with the giant rack.

[Kaywhole]

Sometimes I like to bang a chubby broad or get a blowie from one.

Here's the thing: it's fucking sick. I get a massive shameful boner when I'm stripping down some hog or making her choke on my cock. I always make sex with an oversized broad severely degrading and I grab handfuls of their fat and tell them they're a "big girl" or to "suck my dick, fatty." I slap their asses hard, I use them like a shapeless fuck-hole and drill them hard and cum on their faces or in their assholes impolitely.

It's the same feeling as banging girls who are unattractive in a unique way (like huge ass). Anyway, fat chicks either make me sick (Yuck! Probably a feminist) or sad (cute face, too bad about that body...) in my normal life, but get me alone in a room with one and I turn into a sick parody of myself. Once I've done the deed and drained my lizard in the lizard in question, I get hit with a wave of shame like the Hulk turning back into Bruce Banner and looking at all the shit he fucked up. I of course don't count these notches, date these girls, or in any way think my behavior is acceptable.

So to answer your question, it's pathological.

[el mechanico]

(09-03-2012 02:42 PM)Kaywhole Wrote:  

Sometimes I like to bang a chubby broad or get a blowie from one.

Here's the thing: it's fucking sick. I get a massive shameful boner when I'm stripping down some hog or making her choke on my cock. I always make sex with an oversized broad severely degrading and I grab handfuls of their fat and tell them they're a "big girl" or to "suck my dick, fatty." I slap their asses hard, I use them like a shapeless fuck-hole and drill them hard and cum on their faces or in their assholes impolitely.

It's the same feeling as banging girls who are unattractive in a unique way (like huge ass). Anyway, fat chicks either make me sick (Yuck! Probably a feminist) or sad (cute face, too bad about that body...) in my normal life, but get me alone in a room with one and I turn into a sick parody of myself. Once I've done the deed and drained my lizard in the lizard in question, I get hit with a wave of shame like the Hulk turning back into Bruce Banner and looking at all the shit he fucked up. I of course don't count these notches, date these girls, or in any way think my behavior is acceptable.

So to answer your question, it's pathological.

Kaywhole you are a sick fuck! You should really post more. Awesome!

[FretDancer]

(09-03-2012 02:42 PM)Kaywhole Wrote:  

Sometimes I like to bang a chubby broad or get a blowie from one.

Here's the thing: it's fucking sick. I get a massive shameful boner when I'm stripping down some hog or making her choke on my cock. I always make sex with an oversized broad severely degrading and I grab handfuls of their fat and tell them they're a "big girl" or to "suck my dick, fatty." I slap their asses hard, I use them like a shapeless fuck-hole and drill them hard and cum on their faces or in their assholes impolitely.

It's the same feeling as banging girls who are unattractive in a unique way (like huge ass). Anyway, fat chicks either make me sick (Yuck! Probably a feminist) or sad (cute face, too bad about that body...) in my normal life, but get me alone in a room with one and I turn into a sick parody of myself. Once I've done the deed and drained my lizard in the lizard in question, I get hit with a wave of shame like the Hulk turning back into Bruce Banner and looking at all the shit he fucked up. I of course don't count these notches, date these girls, or in any way think my behavior is acceptable.

So to answer your question, it's pathological.

[soup]

I can't get it up for fat chicks. They look too much like Yogurt satchels. I had to end a threesome once because I got soft while fucking a fatty.

[sucio44]

(09-03-2012 02:42 PM)Kaywhole Wrote:  

Sometimes I like to bang a chubby broad or get a blowie from one.

Here's the thing: it's fucking sick. I get a massive shameful boner when I'm stripping down some hog or making her choke on my cock. I always make sex with an oversized broad severely degrading and I grab handfuls of their fat and tell them they're a "big girl" or to "suck my dick, fatty." I slap their asses hard, I use them like a shapeless fuck-hole and drill them hard and cum on their faces or in their assholes impolitely.

It's the same feeling as banging girls who are unattractive in a unique way (like huge ass). Anyway, fat chicks either make me sick (Yuck! Probably a feminist) or sad (cute face, too bad about that body...) in my normal life, but get me alone in a room with one and I turn into a sick parody of myself. Once I've done the deed and drained my lizard in the lizard in question, I get hit with a wave of shame like the Hulk turning back into Bruce Banner and looking at all the shit he fucked up. I of course don't count these notches, date these girls, or in any way think my behavior is acceptable.

So to answer your question, it's pathological.

Holy crap thats funny! And I agree totally.

[kinjutsu]

Haha omg this thread is priceless.

I was in a club last month. It was a horrible ratio but i needed some trim so i thought "It's been a while, why not"
I found this 5'2 150lbs girl with some EE cups. During my seduction she boasted several times about how she didn't have a gag reflex and that she always swallowed.

Currently she's in my rotation as a 4th string alternate haha.

[sucio44]

   

Do you guys consider this fat?

[Tuthmosis]

(09-04-2012 05:21 PM)sucio44 Wrote:  

Do you guys consider this fat?

No, but I consider it fake (as in implants).

[LoveBug]

Depends what your definition of fat is... some guys are just overly nitpicky, obviously, being the horny mofo that I am, I see no problem fucking 'bigger' girls, who may have an extra 15-20 pounds on them or whatever.. thats just a man being a man... if you mean fat, as in truly fat, as in obese or near it, then yes that is disgusting and only something that lower standards of men would do

[Screwston]

(09-04-2012 05:21 PM)sucio44 Wrote:  

Do you guys consider this fat?

I would love to have her sit on my face and follow up with an anal session.

[Kickb]

I will only fuck a fat chick if the fatty offers her fat self to me on an extra strength silver platter.

Fat chicks are bad news. I feel like they take advantage of me. I could press charges on one and say she attempted to rape me.

About a year and a half ago I was trying to take one for the team(My old roommate) and I wound up with this whale in my bed. I was fine with getting a blow job but as soon as she tried to make me please her....

I resisted her efforts, but Fat Girls gain Super Fatty Strength© when they are on the verge of winning the sexual lottery. She tried to force my hand down her pants: not once, not twice, but three times! (I swear I felt steam coming out of her pants) She was pushing down on my hand so hard it was like I was in a MMA fight and I was up against a black belt in Brazilian Jujitsu. Had her hands and my wrist not been so sweaty from her being fat I fear my hand would have fell victim to her submission maneuver.

Actual Footage*

My first bang of the year was a fat girl. I had taken some anti anxiety drug that everyone at the party took and well one thing led to another.

My second to last bang was a fatty too. Unfortunately she fulfilled the pre-requisites I laid out above and me being superstitious I didn't want to spit in the face of the Game God's. So..

I went to Applebees with a friend and this girl who I had met a couple of times outside of that night said "I will have sex with you one day"

What do you think I said to that?

"Well there's an after-party at ****'s place tonight..."

We took a shower and I had her in a three point stance that night.



*That high pitched voice you heard was my internal monologue.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

(09-04-2012 05:21 PM)sucio44 Wrote:  

Do you guys consider this fat?

Definitely not fat. You could at best say voluptous (although, as Tuth points out, it's fake). I'd say that for most bodies, the threshold between "great" and "chubby" is somewhere at BMI 21.5, where you can begin feeling flabby points on her body - not bad, but not tight either. The threshold for "fat" is somewhere at BMI 24.5, where you can easily see all those now boner-neutral things without searching for them,and above 26, flesh just begins hanging in an awful, boner-killing display.

For example, these five pictures (from left to right) could be described as:



BMI 21.5, BMI 23, BMI 24.5, BMI 26, BMI 29
Athletic, Chubby, Chubby/Fat, Fat, Morbidly Obese
Bang, Bang, Unenthusiastic Bang, No thanks, Hell no

[Sebastian]

Am I the only one who thinks fat chicks are as hard as 7 and 8?

Is it because they think 'oh this guy in perfect shape is hitting on me, he must just want to hump and dump me for the night'?

[Kickb]

You don't hit on fat girls. You ignore their existence and wait for them to come to you. Treat them like you would the gristle from a steak.