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John Mayer ends things with Katy Perry... quickly
08-28-2012, 03:35 AM
I didn't even know they were dating.
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08-28-2012, 04:44 AM
It says a lot when even celebrity women can't hold down a guy.
I mean technically beautiful, young, charismatic (for a girl) and successful girls push all the buttons. It is a sure sign of the times when that can be easily abandoned.
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John Mayer ends things with Katy Perry... quickly
08-28-2012, 04:57 AM
You didn't even read the article. She was just joking.
Quote: (08-28-2012 04:50 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:
Kitsune, you can't be serious. This is the woman who flaunted still being in love with her old Alpha high-school crush in front of a concert crowd, while engaged. Her extreme sluttiness is out there for all to see.
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08-28-2012, 05:16 AM
Doubtful. A woman who doesn't still fantasize and acts bitter about it won't even recognize that person from so many years ago, let alone embarrass herself in front of the entire concert because of it.
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08-28-2012, 05:25 AM
Any girl pop singer is going to be a plain jane. That can't have a real babe. Otherwise they wouldn't be able to sell the myriad ugly, fat, and super-un-fuckable chicks that make any chance of a decent demo-socialist health/edu/basics impossible.
Fat bitch (yes you, bitch), think about how many more BBC you'd have on hand if you didn't buy into the Slutiban.
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08-28-2012, 08:08 AM
Katy Perry has awesome tits and ass. Would definitely bang. Would lick her asshole. Would wife up (only in the community property state of California.)
John Mayer has a rather impressive notch count.
1. Jennifer Love Hewitt
2. Jessica Simpson
3. Minka Kelly
4. Jennifer Aniston
5. Taylor Swift (meh)
6. Katy Perry
The guy is living proof that you can sing all the beta bullshit you want, but as long as you know it's just an act, pussy will rain down from the heavens on you.
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08-28-2012, 08:13 AM
Sorry, I have worded that about success poorly. I meant to say that men don't get particularly excited by fame and status, unlike the opposite. Fame can even be a negative, like Severina, that Croatian pop singer famous for her porn video. Maybe money, but being a provider isn't nearly as important an attribute in a woman as it is for the opposite. For a gold-digging guy, perhaps, but cases of men being awarded half of a woman's wealth in today's legal system are comparatively rare.
What I'm asking is: what makes her such a great catch for a successful man? (as opposed to, say, any random hot student girl) Everyone would bang (see porescheguy), but why stay, commit, wife her up?
I definitely agree that it would have been different a century ago, but the dowry is long gone.
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08-28-2012, 09:21 AM
Didn't she dump Russell Brand!
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08-28-2012, 09:29 AM
Mayer is a true player
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08-28-2012, 09:30 AM
I suspect a lot of female stars will remain unfulfilled because the trappings of fame and fortune are not equally attractive to men as they are to women. Look how great I am, why does nobody love me?!
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08-28-2012, 10:07 AM
I remember reading some story on how Perry performed in the square of her hometown. She had then spotted some guy who snubbed her in high school and she proceeded to rant about what a mistake he made. Seemed really petty to me and goes to show she's a pretty insecure person her success notwithstanding.
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08-28-2012, 10:18 AM
Quote: (08-28-2012 09:30 AM)Menace Wrote:
I suspect a lot of female stars will remain unfulfilled because the trappings of fame and fortune are not equally attractive to men as they are to women. Look how great I am, why does nobody love me?!
This is exactly it. The guys they pine for will always have unlimited access to younger, hotter girls.
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08-28-2012, 01:51 PM
She plumped up after her marriage with Brand.
Mayer is a player and has been hit and running these broads for years.
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John Mayer ends things with Katy Perry... quickly
08-28-2012, 01:59 PM
We went to the same high school. He probably learned from my archives.