Went out solo for the 2nd time tonight. Some strange encounters. I go out around 12 to a dance club/bar. It's a bar upstairs, with pong going on too. Really only a group of girls dancing together. But I ask two chicks what's happening downstairs. They say there's more people, it's playing hip hop and it's better down there. So I go downstairs. It's playing hip hop music and the majority of the people are black. I go to the bar, get a drink but no one is in that area so I go to stand on the dance floor. See a cute girl whose friend is getting talked up by a guy so I walk up to her.
Approach 1: Do you want to dance? Girl looks at friend, friend laughs at me. Girl looks back at me and says no. I sneer and walk away.
I move to the other side of the room, where there are more chicks standing around. I stand alone among a group of guys. Slowly all the guys leave. I don’t want to move around anymore though so I stand my ground. I’m all alone. 4 girls and a guy suddenly come up and surround me. One girl, the hottest in the group, is fighting off that one guy who’s been hitting on her. One hot girl, Girl 2 isn't bad and is dressed pretty slutty, 2 fat friends. Fat Friend 1 yells at the guy “I don’t like you!”
I notice a girl I’ve met before another night out, not part of the 4 girl set. This girl is with two other ones, one of which is a definite 8. I open as she walks by me.
Approach 2: Hey we’ve met before. She says “yeah we have” with a smile. Moves away from me to her two friends.
Meanwhile, as Hot Girl in 4 set is fighting off the guy, she keeps backing up into me. I have my left thumb in my pocket, and she has positioned herself right in front of me, with her ass on my hand. I move my knuckles around on her ass and she responds by moving her ass onto my thigh. Just to make sure she knows I'm there, I move the back of my hand up and down her ass. She doesn't move away. The guy is now staring at me as if I’m stealing his girl. Hot girl is leaning up against my chest. I stare at her face. She turns her head, looks at me and says “The fuck are you looking at?”, with this ugly expression, a half sneer/half smile. I continue to just stare at her with a small smile. The guy leaves. Hot girl starts dancing to the music a centimeter away from me, facing the same direction as me. She’s directly in front of me and keeps backing her ass up in my crotch.
Approach 3 to Hot Girl: Hey, I need my personal space. Can you move? She tells me to back up. I stand my ground and ignore her.
Approach 4 to her friend: You look like you’re having the most fun here. Girl says yes. Looks away.
Approach 5 to Girl 2, second hottest of group, who was a bit farther away from me earlier, second hottest of the four: Personal space line which I’m sure this girl didn’t hear me say to Hot girl, who’s essentially stuck on me. She tells me to back up. I laugh and say “Why the fuck should I? You guys came and surrounded me.” There is a good deal of space. I was standing alone. I refuse to move. I’m pissed. I stand my ground and say very loudly “You guys go away now”. They ignore me.
Hot girl starts to grind up against my thigh. But she starts to move away when her friends glance at her. I brush away her hair on her neck to look at her tattoo. She swings around and says “What the fuck are you doing?” Girl 2, second hottest, says “Move away from her!” I ask Girl 2 what her name is. She says “Back up”. I say that’s a weird name. She smiles and looks away. Hot girl keeps dancing in front of me. Music switches and she stops. I position myself between Girl 2 and Hot girl. Girl 2 seems a bit more pliant so I keep talking to her. I put my hand on her back and lean in, ask her why she’s so pissed tonight. She leans in and says back up. I look at Hot girl, her lips are pursed and she looks legitimately angry. I look back at Girl 2 and see that she was staring at me.
Hot girl starts dancing to the song. Now her two other friends, the two fat ones, have left. Hot girl starts dancing but she’s a little bit farther away now. By which I mean, not grinding on me and dancing to the side of me. Still pretty close to me. I move towards her, put my hand on her hip. She freaks. the fuck. out. Swings around, pushes me in my chest and starts screaming “What the Fuck!” I say “Get the fuck out of my space!” She swings around and her and Girl 2 just fucking stand there. I honestly haven't moved the entire time. They still won't leave.
At this point, a fight breaks out in the middle of the dance floor. Lights switch on. They finally move away from me. I step back and start talking to another girl about how bitchy hot girl was. This chick I’m talking to just keeps laughing. I stand in the same place I’ve been standing for the past forty minutes. Eventually, annoyed as shit, I go back to the bar. I see an older chick, maybe late 20s early 30s standing alone, so I go up to her.
Approach 6: Hey what’s your name? She takes out her phone starts texting. Backs away. Points at some guy standing near the bar.
I leave the bar. Start talking to a fat chick about how the chicks in the place are nuts while smoking a cigarette. Fat chick's friend, whose a a bit chubby but decent looking comes over. Asks my name, shakes my hand, tells me she likes my hand shake, that I'm now in the club. I smile and say "Sounds good." But that chick leaves me with fat chick. I shoot the shit with her for a bit, talk about the fight with her. Then I leave and go back to my room.
Approach 1: Do you want to dance? Girl looks at friend, friend laughs at me. Girl looks back at me and says no. I sneer and walk away.
I move to the other side of the room, where there are more chicks standing around. I stand alone among a group of guys. Slowly all the guys leave. I don’t want to move around anymore though so I stand my ground. I’m all alone. 4 girls and a guy suddenly come up and surround me. One girl, the hottest in the group, is fighting off that one guy who’s been hitting on her. One hot girl, Girl 2 isn't bad and is dressed pretty slutty, 2 fat friends. Fat Friend 1 yells at the guy “I don’t like you!”
I notice a girl I’ve met before another night out, not part of the 4 girl set. This girl is with two other ones, one of which is a definite 8. I open as she walks by me.
Approach 2: Hey we’ve met before. She says “yeah we have” with a smile. Moves away from me to her two friends.
Meanwhile, as Hot Girl in 4 set is fighting off the guy, she keeps backing up into me. I have my left thumb in my pocket, and she has positioned herself right in front of me, with her ass on my hand. I move my knuckles around on her ass and she responds by moving her ass onto my thigh. Just to make sure she knows I'm there, I move the back of my hand up and down her ass. She doesn't move away. The guy is now staring at me as if I’m stealing his girl. Hot girl is leaning up against my chest. I stare at her face. She turns her head, looks at me and says “The fuck are you looking at?”, with this ugly expression, a half sneer/half smile. I continue to just stare at her with a small smile. The guy leaves. Hot girl starts dancing to the music a centimeter away from me, facing the same direction as me. She’s directly in front of me and keeps backing her ass up in my crotch.
Approach 3 to Hot Girl: Hey, I need my personal space. Can you move? She tells me to back up. I stand my ground and ignore her.
Approach 4 to her friend: You look like you’re having the most fun here. Girl says yes. Looks away.
Approach 5 to Girl 2, second hottest of group, who was a bit farther away from me earlier, second hottest of the four: Personal space line which I’m sure this girl didn’t hear me say to Hot girl, who’s essentially stuck on me. She tells me to back up. I laugh and say “Why the fuck should I? You guys came and surrounded me.” There is a good deal of space. I was standing alone. I refuse to move. I’m pissed. I stand my ground and say very loudly “You guys go away now”. They ignore me.
Hot girl starts to grind up against my thigh. But she starts to move away when her friends glance at her. I brush away her hair on her neck to look at her tattoo. She swings around and says “What the fuck are you doing?” Girl 2, second hottest, says “Move away from her!” I ask Girl 2 what her name is. She says “Back up”. I say that’s a weird name. She smiles and looks away. Hot girl keeps dancing in front of me. Music switches and she stops. I position myself between Girl 2 and Hot girl. Girl 2 seems a bit more pliant so I keep talking to her. I put my hand on her back and lean in, ask her why she’s so pissed tonight. She leans in and says back up. I look at Hot girl, her lips are pursed and she looks legitimately angry. I look back at Girl 2 and see that she was staring at me.
Hot girl starts dancing to the song. Now her two other friends, the two fat ones, have left. Hot girl starts dancing but she’s a little bit farther away now. By which I mean, not grinding on me and dancing to the side of me. Still pretty close to me. I move towards her, put my hand on her hip. She freaks. the fuck. out. Swings around, pushes me in my chest and starts screaming “What the Fuck!” I say “Get the fuck out of my space!” She swings around and her and Girl 2 just fucking stand there. I honestly haven't moved the entire time. They still won't leave.
At this point, a fight breaks out in the middle of the dance floor. Lights switch on. They finally move away from me. I step back and start talking to another girl about how bitchy hot girl was. This chick I’m talking to just keeps laughing. I stand in the same place I’ve been standing for the past forty minutes. Eventually, annoyed as shit, I go back to the bar. I see an older chick, maybe late 20s early 30s standing alone, so I go up to her.
Approach 6: Hey what’s your name? She takes out her phone starts texting. Backs away. Points at some guy standing near the bar.
I leave the bar. Start talking to a fat chick about how the chicks in the place are nuts while smoking a cigarette. Fat chick's friend, whose a a bit chubby but decent looking comes over. Asks my name, shakes my hand, tells me she likes my hand shake, that I'm now in the club. I smile and say "Sounds good." But that chick leaves me with fat chick. I shoot the shit with her for a bit, talk about the fight with her. Then I leave and go back to my room.
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