[Handsome Creepy Eel]

p.s. I despise comments like these, it is the kind of blatant lies and white knighting about what "women want", and it angers me:

DateLab Wrote:

cupojoe1
8/18/2012 10:27 PM GMT+0200
I was kinds of struck by his level of physical forwardness. Almost creepy.

Ladies: does this level of unsolicited physicality bother you? I would never kiss a girl unless I'm sure that's what she wants, but every woman I know has a story where a guy tries to kiss her out of the blue, like some sort of romantic Hail Mary. Help me out . . .

p.p.s. Look at THIS shit!

DateLab Wrote:

I find it entertaining how the women commenting here are defending the girl and the men are defending the boy.

What I see is that Scott and Cat both lack the relationship skills and wisdom to find and keep real love. They will have to figure it out for themselves.

The pot calls the kettle black!

p.p.p.s.

DateLab Wrote:

As an older woman of experience (translation: slut), I can tell right away that this man is a serial dater. He's also very controlling. He sounds like he's had many relationships and dates.

Women never engage in serial monogamy! Oh wait...

[Gmac]

She has flabby arms and an average body, yet she's out of his league (according to comments)? These chicks need to have their heads examined. Also about 50% sure I banged her off OKC.

[Tuthmosis]

(08-18-2012 06:56 PM)Gmac Wrote:  

She has flabby arms and an average body, yet she's out of his league (according to comments)? These chicks need to have their heads examined. Also about 50% sure I banged her off OKC.

Please god, let this be true.

How can you confirm this 100 percent?

[Vicious]

(08-18-2012 06:56 PM)Gmac Wrote:  

She has flabby arms and an average body, yet she's out of his league (according to comments)? These chicks need to have their heads examined. Also about 50% sure I banged her off OKC.

It's your duty as a man to provide more detail on this.

[JohnKreese]

I'm not one to remember every stupid detail about chicks that I've hooked up with, but how could you not remember banging a "science writer"?

Speaking of which, how awful must that conversation have been...?

Him: So I've been analyzing voting patterns of unmarried women in their late 40s. Interestingly enough, they usually vote straight-ticket, cookie dough.
Her: I'm far too impatient to actually, ya know, bake cookies so I. TOTALLY. Empathize. I'm researching an article for Houghton-Mifflin on the dangers of permanently sewing my "ladyparts" shut. I mean, what gentleman would want to actually have anything to do with that area?

[Gmac]

If this is her, then yes. Over a year ago.



Don't really want to out myself, so I can't really go into it much more.

[Tuthmosis]

(08-18-2012 07:50 PM)Gmac Wrote:  

If this is her, then yes. Over a year ago.

Don't really want to out myself, so I can't really go into it much more.

That's her! I'm 99 percent sure. Holy mother of god: this is huge.

[Tuthmosis]

Did a quick side-by-side. Leaves zero doubt.



(@gmac: This has been placed in a temp exterior location, deliberately, given the potential sensitivity of it. Let me know if/when you want me to take it down.)

[Gmac]

Looks like she gained some weight. 2/10 Would not bang again.

[Tuthmosis]

(08-18-2012 08:02 PM)Gmac Wrote:  

Looks like she gained some weight. 2/10 Would not bang again.

Yeah, in the arms. Wouldn't it be a trip if several cats off of the forum pounded it? It was only a matter of time before something like this happened.

Sex was bad?

[Gmac]

(08-18-2012 08:07 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(08-18-2012 08:02 PM)Gmac Wrote:  

Looks like she gained some weight. 2/10 Would not bang again.

Yeah, in the arms. Wouldn't it be a trip if several cats off of the forum pounded it? It was only a matter of time before something like this happened.

Sex was bad?

Pretty much substandard like most DC women.

Let's just say it wouldn't be the first time several of us cats pounded the same tail... (not the same chick)

http://vksempireofdirt.com/?p=1560

[peterthephoenix]

Hahah that's awesome. If gmac tagged her I'm not surprised Scott struggled getting her into bed same night.

[Timoteo]

Yeah...from the pics you can see her upper arm got softer and flabbier. So you can assume the rest of her followed suit. Her face is pleasant enough to look at, so if it only took the bare minimum of effort, she's worth a squirt or two if you can get it within two dates.

[Basil Ransom]

That's awesome. Did she bang on the first date?

This whole 'eww, I don't kiss on the first date' is such a bullshit pose. I've heard total hoes say it. I even get them to clarify, "yes, I've had one night stands, but I DON'T sleep with a guy on a first date. That's just disgusting."

[Gmac]

(08-18-2012 08:29 PM)basilransom Wrote:  

That's awesome. Did she bang on the first date?

This whole 'eww, I don't kiss on the first date' is such a smokeshow. I've heard total hoes say it. I even get them to clarify, "yes, I've had one night stands, but I DON'T sleep with a guy on a first date. That's just disgusting."

Of course she did. They ALL do... they just never admit to it. If I still had her # I'd text her el mech style.

[el mechanico]

Text: Not impressed by what I saw in the post today.

[Basil Ransom]

(08-18-2012 08:30 PM)Gmac Wrote:  

(08-18-2012 08:29 PM)basilransom Wrote:  

That's awesome. Did she bang on the first date?

This whole 'eww, I don't kiss on the first date' is such a smokeshow. I've heard total hoes say it. I even get them to clarify, "yes, I've had one night stands, but I DON'T sleep with a guy on a first date. That's just disgusting."

Of course she did. They ALL do... they just never admit to it. If I still had her # I'd text her el mech style.

Lol, god, what a god damn lying uppity hoe.

Quote:

Catherine: That was definitely a first.

[gringochileno]

(08-18-2012 08:43 PM)basilransom Wrote:  

(08-18-2012 08:30 PM)Gmac Wrote:  

(08-18-2012 08:29 PM)basilransom Wrote:  

That's awesome. Did she bang on the first date?

This whole 'eww, I don't kiss on the first date' is such a smokeshow. I've heard total hoes say it. I even get them to clarify, "yes, I've had one night stands, but I DON'T sleep with a guy on a first date. That's just disgusting."

Of course she did. They ALL do... they just never admit to it. If I still had her # I'd text her el mech style.

Lol, god, what a god damn lying uppity hoe.

Quote:

Catherine: That was definitely a first.

What do you want to bet she's got some reason why it "didn't count"?

[Tuthmosis]

(08-18-2012 08:43 PM)basilransom Wrote:  

(08-18-2012 08:30 PM)Gmac Wrote:  

(08-18-2012 08:29 PM)basilransom Wrote:  

That's awesome. Did she bang on the first date?

This whole 'eww, I don't kiss on the first date' is such a smokeshow. I've heard total hoes say it. I even get them to clarify, "yes, I've had one night stands, but I DON'T sleep with a guy on a first date. That's just disgusting."

Of course she did. They ALL do... they just never admit to it. If I still had her # I'd text her el mech style.

Lol, god, what a god damn lying uppity hoe.

Quote:

Catherine: That was definitely a first.

And, this is why the deck is stacked against men in Date Lab. It pulls back the curtain on these hoes, exposing their date exploits for the community to see. As a result, they act way different than they normally would.

A guy with no game gets blown out immediately. A guy with some game gets a kiss, but with mad reluctance. In private--as gmac has shown--this bitch is face-down-ass-up in 90 to 120 minutes.

[JohnKreese]

Post the pics side-by-side on the comments section of that page with gmac's avatar underneath. Follow with the caption "unsure of kissing on first date?"

[Tuthmosis]

[I'mWaitingForTheMan]

(08-18-2012 08:50 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

My head just exploded.

[Tuthmosis]

(08-18-2012 08:52 PM)ImWaitingForTheMan Wrote:  

My head just exploded.

Wait, I fixed it. Look again.

[void]

this whole story is priceless

[Tuthmosis]