Hey Folks,
I am working on a tool that helps automate some of the initial stages of online dating.
It should work especially well for pipelinining when you are traveling, but I see no reason why it can't work just as well at home.
Here's how it works:
Step 1: Choose your site, enter your search criteria, your login credentials. Hit Go.
It will automatically visit the profile of every single girl that matches your search criteria on the site who has been recently active.
In countries like the Philippines, doing this alone is enough to generate dozens of "Thank you for visiting" emails back.
The program can also troll several sites at once.
Step 2: Sort, Select and Block.
While visiting the profiles, the tool collects the pictures of the users as well as their text. It performs some rudimentary text analysis on their profile, and lets you sort by the effort they put into the profile, their approximate reading level, and some combination of both.
Most people in the states and uk are literate, but if you are traveling somewhere else, sorting by 'reading level' or 'combo' really helps in tracking down girls that you might be able to have a conversation with.
When sorted, you are presented with a big list of profile thumbnails that you can quickly scan through, block girls you never want to visit again, select girls you like (for mass mailing), save girls for later, or click on them to visit their profile on the site.
You probably want to mail the really cute ones directly, but for the ones that you are willing to play 'numbers game' with, you have ..
Step 3: Mass Email.
This is a work in progress, but here is what I have so far.
The tool lets you create several templates that will be automatically (and randomly) mailed to your 'selected' girls.
Each template can have random word substitutions in to fool spam filters like so:
Template 1
--
Hello {Girl|Generic Internet Dater},
I didn't think you were {hot|sexy|interesting} enough to {warrant|deserve} a personalized email.
I might be up for fucking {you|your sister|your dog} anyway though...
Cheers
--
If you want to get creative, each template can also have randomly selected 'fragments' in it, like so:
Template 2
--
Hi,
I am about to tell you {a story|a bunch of bullshit}
<story_1|story_2>
--
story_1
--
This is a story about how {awesome|amazing} i am.
it can be as long as I want.
story_2
--
This is a story about how I fucked your {sister|mom|poodle}.
...
----------
The mass emailing itself isn't finished yet, but the email generator works if people just want to use it to send different-seeming emails.
Current Sites Supported:
Date In Asia, and all 'Cupid Network' sites. This includes sites like Filipino Cupid, AfroIntroductions, ThaiLoveLinks and about 30 others.
I am thinking OkCupid and POF should be next to implement.
Donloading/Running:
This program is Windows only, so Mac users are out unless they are running some sort of virtualization software.
For download instructions and a key, pm me with your email - I need it to set up a list of testers.
Please post feature requests, suggestions, and results here.
I am working on a tool that helps automate some of the initial stages of online dating.
It should work especially well for pipelinining when you are traveling, but I see no reason why it can't work just as well at home.
Here's how it works:
Step 1: Choose your site, enter your search criteria, your login credentials. Hit Go.
It will automatically visit the profile of every single girl that matches your search criteria on the site who has been recently active.
In countries like the Philippines, doing this alone is enough to generate dozens of "Thank you for visiting" emails back.
The program can also troll several sites at once.
Step 2: Sort, Select and Block.
While visiting the profiles, the tool collects the pictures of the users as well as their text. It performs some rudimentary text analysis on their profile, and lets you sort by the effort they put into the profile, their approximate reading level, and some combination of both.
Most people in the states and uk are literate, but if you are traveling somewhere else, sorting by 'reading level' or 'combo' really helps in tracking down girls that you might be able to have a conversation with.
When sorted, you are presented with a big list of profile thumbnails that you can quickly scan through, block girls you never want to visit again, select girls you like (for mass mailing), save girls for later, or click on them to visit their profile on the site.
You probably want to mail the really cute ones directly, but for the ones that you are willing to play 'numbers game' with, you have ..
Step 3: Mass Email.
This is a work in progress, but here is what I have so far.
The tool lets you create several templates that will be automatically (and randomly) mailed to your 'selected' girls.
Each template can have random word substitutions in to fool spam filters like so:
Template 1
--
Hello {Girl|Generic Internet Dater},
I didn't think you were {hot|sexy|interesting} enough to {warrant|deserve} a personalized email.
I might be up for fucking {you|your sister|your dog} anyway though...
Cheers
--
If you want to get creative, each template can also have randomly selected 'fragments' in it, like so:
Template 2
--
Hi,
I am about to tell you {a story|a bunch of bullshit}
<story_1|story_2>
--
story_1
--
This is a story about how {awesome|amazing} i am.
it can be as long as I want.
story_2
--
This is a story about how I fucked your {sister|mom|poodle}.
...
----------
The mass emailing itself isn't finished yet, but the email generator works if people just want to use it to send different-seeming emails.
Current Sites Supported:
Date In Asia, and all 'Cupid Network' sites. This includes sites like Filipino Cupid, AfroIntroductions, ThaiLoveLinks and about 30 others.
I am thinking OkCupid and POF should be next to implement.
Donloading/Running:
This program is Windows only, so Mac users are out unless they are running some sort of virtualization software.
For download instructions and a key, pm me with your email - I need it to set up a list of testers.
Please post feature requests, suggestions, and results here.
