[esperar]

(07-14-2012 06:51 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(07-14-2012 06:44 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

It's like a translation of a translation!

Anyway, Janice has an average face, no tits, alright body, probably big ass. I don't see any ass shots of her..

From one ass-connoisseur to another, I applaud your abilities to extrapolate an ass from remote angles and features. I know you're 100-percent right, but that's because I'm a skilled ass-extrapolator myself. I can tell a girl has a nice ass from just seeing her signature on a piece of paper.

You can tell Janice is wearing a very padded bra, but I bet she has slurpable nipples (I venture: dark, but puffy). My fear is that she has a serious pooch, given the cropping job on the picture. Her forehead is rather large (on the left side) and that dye job is atrocious. That said, she has decent-length hair. You know she's the type to talk dirty to you in bed. She's icy and clams up before the bang, but loosens up nicely in the sack.

6/10. Would bang.

She looks a bit like Jennifer Love Hewitt, except not quite as attractive and no tits. I'd still do her though. If she has a nice ass, I'll analyze it hard.

[MrXY]

I would plow Janice

And I agree-she has a big joocy ass lurking down there

[el mechanico]

(07-15-2012 05:48 PM)MrXY Wrote:  

I would plow Janice

And I agree-she has a big joocy ass lurking down there

I agree too. It's the what the fuck kinda ass but ok after 2 drinks. Possibly some mild cheese on the thighs but could just be tight on the borderline of some strechmarks. I'm dying to find out.

Vajanice, If you're reading here you've motivated me to make a CS profile.

[Tuthmosis]

(07-15-2012 02:26 AM)esperar Wrote:  

She looks a bit like Jennifer Love Hewitt, except not quite as attractive and no tits. I'd still do her though. If she has a nice ass, I'll analyze it hard.

See, I was with you until you said the above (bolded). She looks nothing like the young or the fat, 30-something JLH.

   

[Tuthmosis]

I stand corrected! I ran a high-level (Internet) analysis on Janice's face, and she apparently does--by some sort of scientific metrics--look like Jennifer Love Hewitt.

She also looks like some other people quite a bit, according to this.

   

[esperar]

I told you. JLH, except not quite as attractive, and with small tits. I'd still do her though.

[Spike]

(07-15-2012 06:00 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(07-15-2012 02:26 AM)esperar Wrote:  

She looks a bit like Jennifer Love Hewitt, except not quite as attractive and no tits. I'd still do her though. If she has a nice ass, I'll analyze it hard.

See, I was with you until you said the above (bolded). She looks nothing like the young or the fat, 30-something JLH.

HMMMM ! Buffy

[Icarus]

Janice has hidden her profile so that we can no longer post her photos here. I wonder if she realizes that we are not uploading her photos to RVF. It happens that CS outsources its image storing to Amazon, and the photos are available to everyone with an internet connection, not just to CS members. Wonderful privacy policy!!!

In any case, the discussion goes on. Janice is amused that you guys are trying to infer the size of her ass from a photo of her face. She has a message for us:

Quote:

I'm very flattered by all these compliments you gave me. It is sad, though, that you had all these first impressions based on one picture only. I think you know that pictures can be tricky.

There are new people posting on this thread. This thread and this one also have new posters. They are all disgusted at us, basically.

[WanderingSoul]

I'm disgusted at us as well, for even mentioning her and Jeniffer Love Hewitt in the same sentence together. Honestly, if she sent me a CS request, no chance I let her sleep on my couch.

[kazz]

With a nose job, breast implants, hairline lowering, and some work on that upper lip, (far too thin,) she would be a solid 6.5 and maybe even a 7 if the breast implants were large enough.

See Janice (if you read this) some of us are nice, decent guys, would you get genuine heartfelt advise like this on CS?

[esperar]

(07-16-2012 04:07 AM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  

(07-15-2012 06:00 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(07-15-2012 02:26 AM)esperar Wrote:  

She looks a bit like Jennifer Love Hewitt, except not quite as attractive and no tits. I'd still do her though. If she has a nice ass, I'll analyze it hard.

See, I was with you until you said the above (bolded). She looks nothing like the young or the fat, 30-something JLH.

HMMMM ! Buffy

Buffy from the first 2 or 3 seasons was gorgeous, but after that, she went all overly skinny and started to look haggard.

[esperar]

(07-16-2012 05:21 AM)Icarus Wrote:  

They are all disgusted at us, basically.

That's how I know we're doing it right.

[esperar]

(07-16-2012 05:24 AM)RioNomad Wrote:  

I'm disgusted at us as well, for even mentioning her and Jeniffer Love Hewitt in the same sentence together. Honestly, if she sent me a CS request, no chance I let her sleep on my couch.

I don't think JLH is that hot. JLH only had a 7 face even at her peak. This chick has a 6 face, with small tits.

[WanderingSoul]

(07-16-2012 07:13 AM)esperar Wrote:  

I don't think JLH is that hot. JLH only had a 7 face even at her peak. This chick has a 6 face, with small tits.

I don't think she's super hot either, but there is no way in hell JLH and this girl are separated by only one point.

[Roosh]

(07-16-2012 05:21 AM)Icarus Wrote:  

Janice has hidden her profile so that we can no longer post her photos here. I wonder if she realizes that we are not uploading her photos to RVF. It happens that CS outsources its image storing to Amazon, and the photos are available to everyone with an internet connection, not just to CS members. Wonderful privacy policy!!!

In any case, the discussion goes on. Janice is amused that you guys are trying to infer the size of her ass from a photo of her face. She has a message for us:

Quote:

I'm very flattered by all these compliments you gave me. It is sad, though, that you had all these first impressions based on one picture only. I think you know that pictures can be tricky.

There are new people posting on this thread. This thread and this one also have new posters. They are all disgusted at us, basically.

Funny how just us being ourselves causes other people question humanity, like we're serial killers and shit.

[Roosh]

A nice one replied to a thread:

[Amsterdao!]

haha...the quote: Cool! There is a website that gathers all the assholes in the world

[Roosh]

Also, I will bet all the money I have that Janice has fucked at least two guys from CS.

The guys who say "CS is not a dating web site" are the ones who don't want OTHERS to compete with them in using it as a... dating web site.

[WanderingSoul]

Wouldn't it be crazy if the guy sleeping on your couch RIGHT NOW was actaully a RooshV member who we sent there to infiltrate your apartment, and your pants? How do you know the very next guy who sends you a request isn't Icarus himself?!?!? Maybe a whole traveling gang of RooshV members just sent you a CS request and now you have an apartment FILLED with us??!!?!!1111

How can you ever know, from now until the end of time, that the next CS person in your home ISN'T a RooshV member? Can you ever REALLY be sure? Think about it.......

[Icarus]

Gentlemen,

Things are about to get interesting. Some 15 minutes ago, this chick called BELIZIA asked the people on the CS thread to post warnings on other CS groups to raise awareness of how evil we are. Brace yourselves for impact.

[el mechanico]

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[WestCoast]

Yeah I don't know why they are going to go to the ends of the earth to prevent people from hooking up.

I just don't understand.

It's almost like they think having sex is a bad thing. Translation, her expectations are too high.

It's almost like they think they can make a difference.

News flash: there are 7 billon people in the world, your beliefs don't mean shit

Unwavering beliefs on hundreds of topics, believes in absolutes = I have no sex life

(07-16-2012 10:16 AM)Icarus Wrote:  

Gentlemen,

Things are about to get interesting. Some 15 minutes ago, this chick called BELIZIA asked the people on the CS thread to post warnings on other CS groups to raise awareness of how evil we are. Brace yourselves for impact.

[esperar]

You know, I was thinking the same thing. She has probably downed a penis or two from foreign men she has met on that site herself.

[esperar]

(07-16-2012 10:16 AM)Icarus Wrote:  

Gentlemen,

Things are about to get interesting. Some 15 minutes ago, this chick called BELIZIA asked the people on the CS thread to post warnings on other CS groups to raise awareness of how evil we are. Brace yourselves for impact.

Oh hai der gaize, a bunch of gaize r tryin to ave sex on dis site. So 3vil!!!!

[Icarus]

(07-16-2012 10:37 AM)WestCoast Wrote:  

Yeah I don't know why they are going to go to the ends of the earth to prevent people from hooking up.

They are repulsed by the fact that some men have turned hooking up into a science. What they find disgusting is not the end itself, but the means towards that end.