I'm moved (no homo).
I rolled out of bed, thinking about this round-faced, blonde chick I have to ping, and wondering if she'll flake after a first date, where I almost closed the deal, but came short at the end. Now, I don't care.
Thanks, fellas.
@roosh: Thanks for the big-ups. I wouldn't spend one-hundredth of the effort into this place if you didn't start and maintain one of the best communities for men on the Internet. I feel like I know these guys. You've done, and continue to do, invaluable work. Props and respect right back atcha.
@gmanifesto: You're right about the forum memes, especially
Bust-Out and
ACV (and probably Was-This-Beta, though I fantasize that I had a hand in that one too). Your name is already scattered all over that list, and I didn't want it going to you head.
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(That list is due for an update, I'll give due-credit on the next pass, for sure.) As for podcast/blog: I've been mulling a project like this for a while. I have notebooks full of ideas, but not enough time. I need to get more efficient.
@mechanico: You're right, I've gotten too big for this place. But I'm not going to make the same mistakes as my hubristic predecessors. My plan is to:
1. Hire Indian Race Troll (who is secretly my friend and
has mad game) to hack the site.
2. Send a squad of Dutch Skrillex Bitches to rough up Roosh and keep his hairy-ass quiet (Credit: Neil Skywalker).
3. Change the name of the forum to
TuthmosisVForum (I like the 'V' as a separator; it's elegant).
4. Start charging a membership fee; basic is free, but you can't post, so you'd have to pony up $29.95/month for the Pyramid Plan to actually write anything; the
ballers can go with the Pharaoh Package: $49.99.
5. Fill up the site with bullshit ads for mail-order bride sites and dick-growing pills.
6. Allow women to join too. They have money.
7.
"Offending a female member with misogynistic/sexist language" becomes a 7-day suspension offense. Second offense: permanent ban.
8. Get married to dumpy-looking chubster I met through the forum. She immediately starts putting me on lockdown.
9. Pretend like I'm happy in my marriage and "game" was just a phase of my life. Start having ugly-ass kids. Get fat.
10. Sell website to one of those PUA corporations.
11. Do beta-ass TV interviews, with my (shitty) family on the couch next to me.
12. Allow my wife to teach my boys horrible anti-game delusion: "just be yourself"; "girls can wait, school comes first"; "every boy participates in 'rape culture,' even if they don't realize it."
13. Start realizing how good I had it and start regretting shit like everyday.
14. Start jerking off to videos of me banging exes.
15. Come home one day and catch my dumpy wife getting drilled, raw-dog, by none other than Roosh himself.
16. Tuthmosis: "What the fuck?!"
17. Roosh: "That's right, you took something of mine, so now I'm taking something of yours! How's my dick taste?"
18. Fatty Wife: "Fuck you asshole [meaning me]! Get out! We're through!"
19. Leave in disgust, too beta-fied to even fight for my own fatty.
20. Log into the forum for the first time in a while.
21. Notice mechanico is still there. He's celebrating his 20,000th post, asking what he should do for his birthday, and still having problems with loiterers in his crab-grass front yard.
22. Tuthmosis: "yo, mech, remember me? I need some advice."
to be continued...