[el mechanico]

I'm trying to figure out a plan here and this is what I've come up with so far.

Get a room at the Hardrock casino, suit up, revolving door of ass in my room.

Fly someplace direct for a day or two from Tampa or Clearwater. Cayman, Biloxi, Toronto lol. Bahamas? not sure if I can get there fast.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tampa_Inter...al_Airport
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Petersb...al_Airport
There's a list where I can fly direct on those pages I can't find a current map of where else

Drunken boat trip to waterfront bars in the Intracoastal? That's what I usually do. I pull but it doesn't normally end up well from the 3am and after part of it.

Resort hotel on St Pete beach? Troll bars via trolly and cab. Possibly some micro-dates with some online sluts I've been chatting with that live down that way.

Hotel room in the straight up ghetto in Tampa and strip clubs?

Rent a limo and hit dive bars over-dressed?

Any more ideas?

[WestCoast]

You're in Tampa, yea? Or still in DR?

Hedonism Jamaica if you want to go real low brow sex status. Ha

[el mechanico]

(07-09-2012 09:39 AM)WestCoast Wrote:  

You're in Tampa, yea? Or still in DR?

Hedonism Jamaica if you want to go real low brow sex status. Ha

I can't fly there direct and have to be back Sat night. I'm in Tampa.

[WestCoast]

I'll second this then:
"Rent a limo and hit dive bars over-dressed?"

May as well go all out attention whore status, Birthday + suited up + limo + bring in girls + order champagne sparklers at dive bar

[Aliblahba]

Get your ass down to Santiago.

[Lothario]

Hard Rock Casino Tampa Hands down....., Treat yourself to a room, which you will have for 24 hrs, Non- Stop Gaming every where for 24 hrs and fresh talent coming in all the time, I can see you laying the pipe 3-4 times in 24 hrs........

[el mechanico]

(07-09-2012 10:23 AM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

Get your ass down to Santiago.

I have to pick up my kid Sat night. Ok Casino is booked no rooms avail Friday. Cayman air has no flights back till Monday. I thought we were in a recession here?

[thegmanifesto]

Play "Jason".

[el mechanico]

No direct to the Bahamas either. I even looked at Biloxi and that's a no go. Here's where I can go direct but it's not looking good here so I may just stick it out here...

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[Menace]

The choice is obvious: ball out in NYC.

[Hotwheels]

Limo and suited down to the dives.

[kosko]

Hit Toronto. If you have never been for a short trip its not bad.

[Mrs. Chocolate]

Come to SP. I will do mine too.

[el mechanico]

(07-10-2012 12:06 AM)Mrs. Chocolate Wrote:  

Come to SP. I will do mine too.

Dang. That's kinda far for me Mrs C I'm not so sure if I'll have time to make it there and back and still have some fun so I'll start checking flights now

[Anon-A-Moose]

Fuck the 13ths my birthday too. If I had the time I'd hit college bars (never hurts) or do like above and fly.

[el mechanico]

(07-10-2012 09:40 PM)Anon-A-Moose Wrote:  

Fuck the 13ths my birthday too. If I had the time I'd hit college bars (never hurts) or do like above and fly.

You only get a few Friday the 13th birthdays in life so I try to go huge because they're the ones you remember. All my ideas have fallen apart so far but I'm working on a hard pipeline for St. Pete beach right now.
This place is a contender http://postcardinn.com/

[Tuthmosis]

Happy Birthday, mech. What did you end up deciding on?

[el mechanico]

Well my birthday is turned into a bust so far. I was taking my kid to school this morning and she starts telling about some friend of hers and a sleep over tonight..She's 4 mind you..I texted her mother and asked her why is she talking about sleeping at someones house? She said I'm going out tonight and she's staying at my friend whatevers name with her kid and new boyfriend. What? I told her no fucking way is that going to fly with me and she doesn't sleep anywhere and to fuck off and don't bother trying to pick her up from school. She brings the people to my shop to introduce them to me. I told them to fuck off as well as it turns out the girl was busted for trafficking Oxys a few years back. I remember her.

Anyway I still have a hard pipeline that I started and can cherry pick what I want to come here later and I'm going to try to pull at a Chucky cheese type place as well. Not what I planned but ya gotta do what you gotta do. I know I'm a psycho no need to tell me.

[BoneDaddy]

Hey Mech,

Happy Birthday man! I know it will be a party wherever you end up.

[Hotwheels]

Blasting a MILF in the men's bathroom at Chuck E Cheese would be the pinnacle of game.

Happy bday player.

[chyamor]

happy birthday from a fellow cancer (july 12th)

[el mechanico]

Thanks guys. I do have the the best blue eyed Italian girl in town at my place to help out with my "issues" so it's not so bad. She's in my laundry room smoking a bowl as I write this...

[Screwston]

Happy birthday brother. My birthday is coming up this month. Any ideas on how to celebrate without spending any cash? This is gonna be a hard one.

[Tuthmosis]

(07-13-2012 11:52 PM)houston Wrote:  

Happy birthday brother. My birthday is coming up this month. Any ideas on how to celebrate without spending any cash? This is gonna be a hard one.

Zero cash or, say, twenty dollars? Big difference.

[Mrs. Chocolate]

Great b'day in a pub !