[kerouac]

http://www.vice.com/read/the-vice-guide-...rich-girls

THE VICE GUIDE TO DATING RICH GIRLS

Quote:

WINNING THEM
You have nothing to offer a rich girl other than being slightly less fortunate than they are, so wave your pedestrian lifestyle around as though it was an alternative lifestyle choice. You've gotta play it like Basquiat or Leo in Titanic; wear fingerless gloves, squint a lot, and say things like "Mister, I meet a lotta people with money, but whadda they got to show for it?" Obviously saying something like that while looking another human being in the eye with a straight face is gonna be pretty difficult, but you'll get used to it. Just bear in mind her entire concept of rebellion will be gleaned from Dickens's novels and James Franco's Twitter.

[Roosh]

Nope!

[j r]

Is that fiction?