I don't even know where to begin.
I found this forum randomly after getting a text from a girl about going to a purse sale and a combination of boredom and curiosity concerning how girls can care so much about purses. Well, to say that I am speechless is an understatement. The level of inane nonsense these girls are posting is beyond anything I could have comprehended. If this doesn't prove that girls' minds work differently than ours, or about a million other things we believe about their hamster ways, then I don't know what will. I will throw out a disclaimer saying they do have some legit subforums in there, even one about travel. But the gems I found are just...wow. Here are some actual, real threads:
The 14th Kim Kardashian Thread
Yes you read that right, there have been 13 previous threads on her. Potentially more, I didn't bother looking.
Where are you right now?
Over 5000 posts of girls telling us where they are right at that moment. Surprise! Most are at home.
What are you looking at?
Of course, most just reply their computer, laptop, iphone or whatever other medium they are using to type up the response to this thread. This unbelievably useless thread has almost 1500 posts.
Don't bump this thread #4! Oh no you didn't!
Ah, what seems to be the most popular thread on the forum. This thread alone has over 13000 replies. I guess it's true that you tell a girl to do one thing and she does another. They really know how to break those rules! After 4 threads on this lovely topic surely they find it no longer entertaining. No way there is...
Don't bump this thread #5!
Damn, I was wrong! With the endless highs and lows, the unbridled enthusiasm of not knowing whether the thread may or may not be bumped again, the girls couldn't resist. DBTT #5 is climbing the charts folks with 8500 plus posts and counting.
First word that comes to mind
Nope, this is the most popular thread on the forum. TWENTY SEVEN THOUSAND POSTS. Just look at the first two posts and that will tell you everything.
What can you hear right now?
The less exciting sibling of such classics as "where are you right now," and "what are you looking at right now" comes this gem of a thread. 5600 posts.
Hearing, continued.
Thought it was over? Think again. More girls talking about what they are hearing at that very moment. Finally, your inquisitive minds can rest with another 5300 replies. In case you are wondering, it's usually the a/c or their dogs barking.
Type 5 Letters Without Looking
Yes, this is an actual thread. With 5600 fucking posts.
What time is it?
I literally almost fell out of my chair laughing. Come on...seriously!?!? Look at a time zone map. More importantly, who cares? Apparently enough girls to create 8400 posts about the current time.
And so on. Honestly I'd be up all night if I wanted to link all the mindless threads on there. I always knew girls were illogical, reacted on emotion, loved to chat for days about absolutely nothing, etc...but I had never seen it put into a visible display like this. Imagine how they would react to reading one of our threads. Or dare I say, if one of us started a thread there. I think thousands of hamsters would be explode simultaneously.
I found this forum randomly after getting a text from a girl about going to a purse sale and a combination of boredom and curiosity concerning how girls can care so much about purses. Well, to say that I am speechless is an understatement. The level of inane nonsense these girls are posting is beyond anything I could have comprehended. If this doesn't prove that girls' minds work differently than ours, or about a million other things we believe about their hamster ways, then I don't know what will. I will throw out a disclaimer saying they do have some legit subforums in there, even one about travel. But the gems I found are just...wow. Here are some actual, real threads:
The 14th Kim Kardashian Thread
Yes you read that right, there have been 13 previous threads on her. Potentially more, I didn't bother looking.
Where are you right now?
Over 5000 posts of girls telling us where they are right at that moment. Surprise! Most are at home.
What are you looking at?
Of course, most just reply their computer, laptop, iphone or whatever other medium they are using to type up the response to this thread. This unbelievably useless thread has almost 1500 posts.
Don't bump this thread #4! Oh no you didn't!
Ah, what seems to be the most popular thread on the forum. This thread alone has over 13000 replies. I guess it's true that you tell a girl to do one thing and she does another. They really know how to break those rules! After 4 threads on this lovely topic surely they find it no longer entertaining. No way there is...
Don't bump this thread #5!
Damn, I was wrong! With the endless highs and lows, the unbridled enthusiasm of not knowing whether the thread may or may not be bumped again, the girls couldn't resist. DBTT #5 is climbing the charts folks with 8500 plus posts and counting.
First word that comes to mind
Nope, this is the most popular thread on the forum. TWENTY SEVEN THOUSAND POSTS. Just look at the first two posts and that will tell you everything.
What can you hear right now?
The less exciting sibling of such classics as "where are you right now," and "what are you looking at right now" comes this gem of a thread. 5600 posts.
Hearing, continued.
Thought it was over? Think again. More girls talking about what they are hearing at that very moment. Finally, your inquisitive minds can rest with another 5300 replies. In case you are wondering, it's usually the a/c or their dogs barking.
Type 5 Letters Without Looking
Yes, this is an actual thread. With 5600 fucking posts.
What time is it?
I literally almost fell out of my chair laughing. Come on...seriously!?!? Look at a time zone map. More importantly, who cares? Apparently enough girls to create 8400 posts about the current time.
And so on. Honestly I'd be up all night if I wanted to link all the mindless threads on there. I always knew girls were illogical, reacted on emotion, loved to chat for days about absolutely nothing, etc...but I had never seen it put into a visible display like this. Imagine how they would react to reading one of our threads. Or dare I say, if one of us started a thread there. I think thousands of hamsters would be explode simultaneously.