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Hilarious Online Fat Chick Pump and Dump Story
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Hilarious Online Fat Chick Pump and Dump Story

Chick lies about her appearance and is surprised guys don't want to date her. Click the threads for continuations.

Lying Fat Chick
[i]zyxz September 27, 2008
I recently joined this website after a failed attempt sometime last year. I would get about one email a week from some picture-less dude twice my age. I knew it was because I was overweight and therefore unnatractive to every male. So I took a different approach because this time I wanted someone to hear my thoughts, my words, my personality. So I stole pictures of a very attractive girl, and was getting a dozen emails a day. And they weren't just complimenting me on my looks, but on my mind as well. Well there was one guy in particular who caught my eye. He was everything I was looking for in a guy. He even said it was my personality that made him so into me, not my looks (that technically aren't my looks) So anyway, through our online chats I really fell for him, and he lives pretty close and we even made plans to meet this Tuesday. However, I haven't told him what I looked like yet, but after I post this I plan on posting a pic on my profile of the real me and telling the man of my dreams everything. I don't know, I think he'll still go out with me because he liked me mostly for my mind. It was so nice to get someone to see me for who I am and not just skim over me because I am not a size 0. I don't know, I hope it all works out with him. How do you think I should break it to him?


OKCupid Forum
I've met some jerks in my life, but this one has been by far the worst.
I'll start off by saying how I noticed a lot of men here complain about not getting messages. Therefore, I decided to take it upon myself to message men in my area who I found interesting. This one in particular was creative, intelligent and handsome...or so his profile led me to believe. We messaged each other on and off through here and IM for about 3 weeks before we met. It's amazing how much of a connection you can make with someone just by talking to them online. We had a lot in common and a lot of the same outlooks. I could not wait to meet him in person.

So the day we meet rolls around and I dress up nicely and wear my hair beautifully, and let's face it...I looked HOT. We meet at a little cafe/restaurant place, and he was just...rude. He barely made eye contact with me, he spoke in a bored monotone voice. I did most of the talking, and I swear to God he would kind of roll his eyes in a childish way. He habitually checked his watch and his cell phone. When the meal ended he only offered to pay for his half, and then bails. Doesn't offer me a ride or anything. What did I do wrong? It was so depressing since I really liked him online.

Naturally, I go home and drink almost a full bottle of wine when I get a text message from him. He asks if I want to come over his place and hang out, maybe watch a movie. I thought "This is great, he's going to make it up to me and maybe he was just nervous before". Well I get there and drink some more with him, and next thing you know we're having sex. At the end of the night he calls me a cab and I go home, THINKING that this is just the first of many dates. The last thing he said was that he'd call to take me out to concert nearby.

A week comes and goes, no word from him. I text him and no reply. I call and get the answering machine. I write him on Okcupid and he deletes his whole account. I was so baffled. That was until saw that he created a NEW profile just yesterday. All it says is that he had a bad okcupid experience, and to please have a full shot of your body.

Ok. I get what this asshole did. He treated me like complete shit because I'm not super model skinny. I don't have a full body pic, but I did tell him that I was average, which is TRUE. I am average, I have curves, I don't fit into a size skinny jeans. Is this reason to treat me the way he did? GOD it's scumbags like these which make me lose all faith in mankind!!!


ShivaTheMascot January 7, 2009
Okay, so I'll give a little input on my side. I'm going to have to end up deleting this page anyway. Before we met I asked why she had no full body pics. She said it was because she takes all her pics and can't get her whole frame that way, but said she was average sized. I took that to be maybe 140, 150 at the most. Not ideally healthy, but she seemed pretty cool and I gave her props for messaging me. But when we met for our date, this girl was very VERY large and that is not something I am comfortable with. I reacted by acting a little rude because I felt deceived and it was unexpected.

One detail you forgot in your drunken stupor is that you texted me first, and asked to get together. I was in the mood and watching a lot of porn so I agreed. And I never invited you to any concert, I just told you about the concert. I never responded because I thought the best way to get rid of you was by ignoring you in hopes that you'll get the hint. Get it? Peace.
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Hilarious Online Fat Chick Pump and Dump Story

One detail you forgot in your drunken stupor is that you texted me first, and asked to get together. I was in the mood and watching a lot of porn so I agreed. And I never invited you to any concert, I just told you about the concert. I never responded because I thought the best way to get rid of you was by ignoring you in hopes that you'll get the hint. Get it? Peace. [/i]Reddit Thread

Hahahahahaha!!!!

"Feminism is a trade union for ugly women"- Peregrine
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Hilarious Online Fat Chick Pump and Dump Story

Yo.

The people in that thread were fucking her hamster up.

Nope.
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Hilarious Online Fat Chick Pump and Dump Story

[Image: womanhamster.gif] what a fucking idiot.
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Hilarious Online Fat Chick Pump and Dump Story

This one in particular was creative, intelligent and HANDSOME.......
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This fat bitch cares about his looks but wants him to look at just her personality....

I have no mercy for fat creatures like that whether it's a guy or a girl.
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