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$2 Million Lawsuit From Lonely Erection
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Million Lawsuit From Lonely Erection
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/he...-1.1090083


NEW HAVEN, Conn. — A bus driver has sued a Connecticut hospital, saying staff at an affiliated facility failed to promptly and properly treat his painful erection and watched a baseball game on television while he waited.

Daren Scott of Brockton, Mass., is seeking $2 million in his federal lawsuit against Yale-New Haven Hospital. The lawsuit says Scott was diagnosed before the incident with recurrent priapism, a persistent painful erection unrelated to sexual stimulation.

Scott was driving customers from Boston to New York on April 17, 2009, when he suffered a persistent and disabling erection. After dropping off the customers, Scott said he checked into an emergency medical facility affiliated with the hospital but was told he had to move his bus because he had parked it in the wrong place.

Scott suffered more pain as a result of moving the bus, and when he explained he was in great pain was told to wait, according to the lawsuit, which was filed in March.

While waiting, Scott said he noticed that the facility’s staff, including physicians on duty, was watching the game on TV. Scott says his pain worsened and he told a nurse.



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Million Lawsuit From Lonely Erection
This is ridiculous. I really hope the hospital doesn't settle and this goes to court. He will get laughed out of court and the I hope the hospital counter-sues him.
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Million Lawsuit From Lonely Erection
Was he driving stick?

AB ANTIQUO, AB AETERNO
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Million Lawsuit From Lonely Erection
Just a brief note. Priapism, left untreated, can cause permanent damage. It isn't a joke.

"The best kind of pride is that which compels a man to do his best when no one is watching."
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Million Lawsuit From Lonely Erection
I guess you could say he had a hard time of it.
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Million Lawsuit From Lonely Erection
Uh excuse me your honor, I would like to sue for 2 million dollars.

My dick hurts.

Nope.
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Million Lawsuit From Lonely Erection
Ischemic priapism can cause serious complications. The blood trapped in the penis is deprived of its oxygen supply and becomes toxic to tissues. When the erection lasts for longer than fours hours, the oxygen-poor blood can begin to damage or destroy tissues in the penis. As a result, untreated priapism may cause:

-Erectile dysfunction, the inability of the penis to become or stay erect with sexual arousal
-Disfiguring of the penis

What's the pricetag on this? Still think this is funny?

"The best kind of pride is that which compels a man to do his best when no one is watching."
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Million Lawsuit From Lonely Erection
I think he has a strong case to at least get something. The fact they were watching a game, not fulfilling their duty to provide medical care, and when they did provide treat him, it was done below the standard level of care and possibly negligent, which lead to direct damages of the patient, makes it pretty likely he deserves something.

How much is a broken dick worth?

$2 million?

Maybe, depends on how much damage he suffered. The case should settle for something much less though.
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Million Lawsuit From Lonely Erection
Dude should have started screaming or something. You owe it to your dick to raise hell.
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Million Lawsuit From Lonely Erection
Quote: (06-07-2012 07:54 PM)Hades Wrote:  

Dude should have started screaming or something. You owe it to your dick to raise hell.

Yea, very smart. The hospital police will show up, slam you to the ground and haul you away. They would probable slam him on his dick anyway since they have to cuff him giving him damage to his dick.
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Million Lawsuit From Lonely Erection
Quote: (06-08-2012 01:14 AM)wolf Wrote:  

Quote: (06-07-2012 07:54 PM)Hades Wrote:  

Dude should have started screaming or something. You owe it to your dick to raise hell.

Yea, very smart. The hospital police will show up, slam you to the ground and haul you away. They would probable slam him on his dick anyway since they have to cuff him giving him damage to his dick.

Well then he might have a (figurative) 'third leg' to stand on, legally speaking.
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