[soup]

Zen-master Alpha-isms for your arsenal:

If she asks you a weird question. Don't give her an answer. Say something like:
"I think you know the answer to that question."

If she asks if you've ever been in a threesome. Throw this:
"What do you think."

If you get caught, don't ever apologize. Say:
"Mistakes were made."

[Pacesetter20]

Any question with a hint of sexualness:
(i.e. You ask her back to your place and she says "what will we do there?")
Aren't you woman enough to know?

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

Any question about your love status. "It's complicated" Also "I'm dating around" and "(Of course) I'm seeing someone, but nothing serious"

[I'mWaitingForTheMan]

When I drop the "What do you think?" line, it's usually with a slightly devilish grin on my face. Do you say it straight-faced? I apply this line in a lot of scenarios actually.

[soup]

(06-02-2012 08:45 AM)ImWaitingForTheMan Wrote:  

When I drop the "What do you think?" line, it's usually with a slightly devilish grin on my face. Do you say it straight-faced? I apply this line in a lot of scenarios actually.

It is situation dependent.

Shit eating grin or smirk can be the stake in the heart for some scenarios, but if you use at the wrong time it can "creep" girls out.

[anewtypedude]

What do you say if she gives the following responses?

(06-02-2012 12:53 AM)soup Wrote:  

Zen-master Alpha-isms for your arsenal:

If she asks you a weird question. Don't give her an answer. Say something like:
"I think you know the answer to that question."

"Umm....no"

(06-02-2012 12:53 AM)soup Wrote:  

If she asks if you've ever been in a threesome. Throw this:
"What do you think."

"No"

(06-02-2012 12:53 AM)soup Wrote:  

If you get caught, don't ever apologize. Say:
"Mistakes were made."

"Are you always this irresponsible?"

[I'mWaitingForTheMan]

(06-02-2012 12:18 PM)anewtypedude Wrote:  

What do you say if she gives the following responses?

(06-02-2012 12:53 AM)soup Wrote:  

Zen-master Alpha-isms for your arsenal:

If she asks you a weird question. Don't give her an answer. Say something like:
"I think you know the answer to that question."

"Umm....no"

(06-02-2012 12:53 AM)soup Wrote:  

If she asks if you've ever been in a threesome. Throw this:
"What do you think."

"No"

(06-02-2012 12:53 AM)soup Wrote:  

If you get caught, don't ever apologize. Say:
"Mistakes were made."

"Are you always this irresponsible?"

I can't actually recall a girl answering the "What do you think" line. If you pull of the right body language, it's not really a question, it ends that topic and the wheels spin in silence.

[soup]

(06-02-2012 12:18 PM)anewtypedude Wrote:  

What do you say if she gives the following responses?

(06-02-2012 12:53 AM)soup Wrote:  

Zen-master Alpha-isms for your arsenal:

If she asks you a weird question. Don't give her an answer. Say something like:
"I think you know the answer to that question."

"Umm....no"

(06-02-2012 12:53 AM)soup Wrote:  

If she asks if you've ever been in a threesome. Throw this:
"What do you think."

"No"

(06-02-2012 12:53 AM)soup Wrote:  

If you get caught, don't ever apologize. Say:
"Mistakes were made."

"Are you always this irresponsible?"

These are improbable hypotheticals.

Anyway, you have to say it in a way that let's her know that it's the end of the discussion- usually a mocking smirk or roll your eyes like she's boring you.

I'd laugh in her face. or wouldn't say anything after that or change the subject. If she gets mad, I don't care.