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Alpha Hamster Spinners
06-02-2012, 12:53 AM
Zen-master Alpha-isms for your arsenal:
If she asks you a weird question. Don't give her an answer. Say something like:
"I think you know the answer to that question."
If she asks if you've ever been in a threesome. Throw this:
"What do you think."
If you get caught, don't ever apologize. Say:
"Mistakes were made."
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Alpha Hamster Spinners
06-02-2012, 05:42 AM
Any question with a hint of sexualness:
(i.e. You ask her back to your place and she says "what will we do there?")
Aren't you woman enough to know?
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Alpha Hamster Spinners
06-02-2012, 07:49 AM
Any question about your love status. "It's complicated" Also "I'm dating around" and "(Of course) I'm seeing someone, but nothing serious"
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Alpha Hamster Spinners
06-02-2012, 08:45 AM
When I drop the "What do you think?" line, it's usually with a slightly devilish grin on my face. Do you say it straight-faced? I apply this line in a lot of scenarios actually.
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Alpha Hamster Spinners
06-02-2012, 12:18 PM
What do you say if she gives the following responses?
Quote: (06-02-2012 12:53 AM)soup Wrote:
Zen-master Alpha-isms for your arsenal:
If she asks you a weird question. Don't give her an answer. Say something like:
"I think you know the answer to that question."
"Umm....no"
Quote: (06-02-2012 12:53 AM)soup Wrote:
If she asks if you've ever been in a threesome. Throw this:
"What do you think."
"No"
Quote: (06-02-2012 12:53 AM)soup Wrote:
If you get caught, don't ever apologize. Say:
"Mistakes were made."
"Are you always this irresponsible?"