[el mechanico]

(10-26-2012 04:55 PM)Laner Wrote:  

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I'm in position. This is going to be epic.

Nice. Looking forward to hearing another Florida story.

I am booked there for a week before Christmas. Staying at the PCI in St Pete.

Alone or with a date? If you want I'll stay down there and party with you one night.

[Aliblahba]

(09-23-2012 09:45 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(09-23-2012 09:38 PM)Laner Wrote:  

Thanks. I like the look of PCI.

Am I going to need a car there?

Depends but those jolly trolls and buses go by it all day and tons of fast cabs down there. The cabs will 20 to 50 dollar you to death and a car is 25 dollars a day if you tell enterprise that your car is getting fixed at my place. I say if you drink all the time no car. If you want to do sober stuff get one.

There are sober things to do in Florida?

[el mechanico]

(10-26-2012 05:04 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

(09-23-2012 09:45 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(09-23-2012 09:38 PM)Laner Wrote:  

Thanks. I like the look of PCI.

Am I going to need a car there?

Depends but those jolly trolls and buses go by it all day and tons of fast cabs down there. The cabs will 20 to 50 dollar you to death and a car is 25 dollars a day if you tell enterprise that your car is getting fixed at my place. I say if you drink all the time no car. If you want to do sober stuff get one.

There are sober things to do in Florida?

When are you coming here again? I forgot. You can help me find out how much Laner can drink. Also those disgusting Brit girls you fancy so much all hang right where he's going.
Laner please don't try to play that Canadian card with being able to drink a lot in your next post.

[Aliblahba]

In about 2 weeks. I don't drink with Canuks or Brits. They brag about drinking so much but puke after 2 pony bottles. The French kill them with putting it down.

[el mechanico]

(10-26-2012 05:28 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

In about 2 weeks. I don't drink with Canuks or Brits. They brag about drinking so much but puke after 2 pony bottles. The French kill them with putting it down.

Well that's when I wanted to take my trip??? You coming or want to watch my puzzy palace?

Yea I've seen that in Brits as well they drink some beers and get hammered and puke. I was at a party drinking with some a few weeks ago and mixed them some of my crystal light lemonades. I saw them out behind the house in the alley a few minutes later and asked the one with the big mouth what was up?
He said I poisoned him or some dumb shit and fell into a bush.

[Laner]

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Alone or with a date? If you want I'll stay down there and party with you one night.

With a girl she is flying in from Sweden for some fun. Best to do it off my home turf and play somewhere neutral.

I am not averse to falling into bushes. Been known to crash all around in them from time to time. Not sure what a pony is but seems legit I know southerners have innards of steel wool.

[Aliblahba]

Sweedes are worse than the Brits though. After 1/2 glass of wine they are stumbling through the bar with eyes closed and arms out making noises like this guy.

Where are you going on your trip?

[el mechanico]

(10-26-2012 05:49 PM)Laner Wrote:  

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Alone or with a date? If you want I'll stay down there and party with you one night.

With a girl she is flying in from Sweden for some fun. Best to do it off my home turf and play somewhere neutral.

I am not averse to falling into bushes. Been known to crash all around in them from time to time. Not sure what a pony is but seems legit I know southerners have innards of steel wool.

It's a 8oz bottle of beer. Anyway if you you want to take a boat ride or something let me know.

So you and Vicious are getting Swede tail on my home turf and I'm not huh?
I'm not sure how I feel about that right now...

@ A-beta you posted on my thanksgiving thread. I don't know yet I'm down for anything and flush with cash. I was actually thinking about Bogota today and St Maartin yesterday.

[Aliblahba]

(10-26-2012 05:49 PM)Laner Wrote:  

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Alone or with a date? If you want I'll stay down there and party with you one night.

With a girl she is flying in from Sweden for some fun. Best to do it off my home turf and play somewhere neutral.

I am not averse to falling into bushes. Been known to crash all around in them from time to time. Not sure what a pony is but seems legit I know southerners have innards of steel wool.

   

It's a 7 oz beer. It's what the Greeks give their offspring while still in the crib.

[Laner]

(10-26-2012 05:50 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

Sweedes are worse than the Brits though. After 1/2 glass of wine they are stumbling through the bar with eyes closed and arms out making noises like this guy.

Where are you going on your trip?

Ha oh man thats 2am in Scandinavia for sure.

"W. Wall."

7oz of high life i think i would rather drink emechs crystal lite even if he does poison foreigners.

[Vicious]

Having my own talent and her local friend (both ex-models) with me at the hotel pool got me some glares. Thing is though, they are the thinnest girls I've seen yet on my two days here. All these half-chunky girls with tit-jobs I want to give a good shake and ask them what they are thinking.

El Mechs Clearwater guide is on point. the beach is so vast that you have to zip up and down it to process enough encounters, there's simply not enough people to effectively populate it.

[el mechanico]

(10-26-2012 10:23 PM)Vicious Wrote:  

Having my own talent and her local friend (both ex-models) with me at the hotel pool got me some glares. Thing is though, they are the thinnest girls I've seen yet on my two days here. All these half-chunky girls with tit-jobs I want to give a good shake and ask them what they are thinking.

El Mechs Clearwater guide is on point. the beach is so vast that you have to zip up and down it to process enough encounters, there's simply not enough people to effectively populate it.

You have a report for us? Do you like it here? Tonight should be very slutty.

Hey what do you think about this??
http://www.indiafestivaltampa.com/Portal...0karen.pdf

[Lothario]

(10-31-2012 08:46 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Hey what do you think about this??
http://www.indiafestivaltampa.com/Portal...0karen.pdf

This is Gold e-mech, Lets troll their event , Hell I will wing you get some Spicy Indian Pussy. just remember to have a glass of water with you when you are eating one

[el mechanico]

Viscous you missed this in St Pete.

Moma watch this vid if you want to see what the hoodrats here look like

[Moma]

Damn, these akata's look rough

[lush1]

(10-26-2012 06:04 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

(10-26-2012 05:49 PM)Laner Wrote:  

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Alone or with a date? If you want I'll stay down there and party with you one night.

With a girl she is flying in from Sweden for some fun. Best to do it off my home turf and play somewhere neutral.

I am not averse to falling into bushes. Been known to crash all around in them from time to time. Not sure what a pony is but seems legit I know southerners have innards of steel wool.

It's a 7 oz beer. It's what the Greeks give their offspring while still in the crib.

I have lived in UK for 31 years and I have never seen anyone puke from two bottles of beer.

[Vicious]

(10-31-2012 08:46 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(10-26-2012 10:23 PM)Vicious Wrote:  

Having my own talent and her local friend (both ex-models) with me at the hotel pool got me some glares. Thing is though, they are the thinnest girls I've seen yet on my two days here. All these half-chunky girls with tit-jobs I want to give a good shake and ask them what they are thinking.

El Mechs Clearwater guide is on point. the beach is so vast that you have to zip up and down it to process enough encounters, there's simply not enough people to effectively populate it.

You have a report for us? Do you like it here? Tonight should be very slutty.

I only spent 2 days in Clearwater just pre-Sandy when it was REAL windy, and thus just hanged out at hotel pools rather than the beach.

Most of my time during this trip I spent in Fort Lauderdale and Miami which are great places if you love latinas. I'll have a report on this area in a couple of days. logged a notch and a handjob which is definitely not good numbers for a trip but given that I had to drop NYC from my itinerary and had no research om the Fort Lauderdale/Miami area I think I did ok. As I had my own talent with me for most of the trip that restricted my moves.

Went to a pretty awesome redneck-ish carneval in Ft. Myers. True southern americana.

[el mechanico]

One of my boys down south is going to this new years party check it out..
http://www.facebook.com/redneckyachtclub...?sk=photos

Here's something else kinda stupid..
http://www.pedalpub.com/stpete/index.html

[Laner]

Damn there is certainly some weird shit to do in Florida. And so much of it!

I will be in St Petes on Friday night and be there for a week. Should be fun, if I survive.

[Captain Ahab]

(12-12-2012 07:09 PM)Laner Wrote:  

Damn there is certainly some weird shit to do in Florida. And so much of it!

I will be in St Petes on Friday night and be there for a week. Should be fun, if I survive.

Let me know how things go. If I get off from work at a reasonable time I may hit that place up. PM me. I live in South Tampa (literally a bridge away from St Pete).

[Laner]

At the PCI in St Petes. Really great layout actually.

There is a wedding right outside my front door. Some really good talent in the wedding, and the beach bar has a bunch of people there that have been drinking hard since afternoon.

Should be an interesting Saturday night!

[el mechanico]

(12-15-2012 06:55 PM)Laner Wrote:  

At the PCI in St Petes. Really great layout actually.

There is a wedding right outside my front door. Some really good talent in the wedding, and the beach bar has a bunch of people there that have been drinking hard since afternoon.

Should be an interesting Saturday night!

Well how is it?

[Laner]

Overall it was great.

- The St Pete area is really nice. The downtown is livable and there are lots of nicely dressed women around. Lunch in the cafes along the beach road by the yacht club are particularly good. I noticed a lot of foreign people around who look like they live there.

- The beach. Really nice sand and water. Long and white with great sunsets. The weather was between 22 and 28 Celsius, for a Canadian and a Swede it was perfect.

- PCI Hotel. A good set up and cool vibe for the price. The room was clean, decently decorated in a sort of hip retro feel. It was sort of quiet though (I didnt care) but the bartender said that october and spring time are more fun. There were German girls, Quebecois, American staying there. The beach bar is awesome.

Nightlife in St Pete Beach is weak. Downtown has a street of bars off the university that look rowdy. We didnt go, but they look typical of US College bars. There are some nice lounges along the beach drive.

We rented a new Mustang convertible and I am so glad we did. The place is huge. Tampa, St Petes, the beach, all these places need a car to get to. Glad I went for it. Even in St Petes beach at night we needed a car. Word of caution though, the cops just hide out behind the bushes waiting for drunk drivers.

We spent a lot of time at the Don Cesar hotel. I like the vibe here (although the girl I was with felt it was haunted and didnt want to stay the night there). Its at the best part of the beach, the pool area is hopping and there are some sexy classy ladies of all ages hanging out. Also the terrace bar inside is perfect for afternoon rum. The seafood restaurant here is also pretty good (but not for the price).

Food was a bit of a nightmare. It was really hard to get fresh, good quality food with paying a huge premium. This is a typical problem for me in America in general.

Maritana Grill was good. But pricy. Florida Stone Crab was good, but overhyped in my opinion. I ate grouper and oysters every night. Seemed the freshest to me.

We ate at Bella Habana a couple nights as the food was fresh, good value, and healthy. Home cooked style. The mojitos are amazing as well.

Saltrock Grill was another hyped place. The location is great, make sure to get a seat outside on the narrows. The food was good, but again the price was too high for the quality. Although the oysters were really good. I never had southern oysters before, only cold water northern ones, but they were actually pretty good. A bit sweeter and larger, but I liked them. If you get the Florida Stone Crab, make sure to ask if its fresh.

The girls in Tampa are fascinating. They are upfront, and aggressive. I was at a mall and there were what appeared to be a lot of strippers there shopping. They were dressed nicely, but at the same time a little too much bounce and shake for them to be civilians. I was stopped by a 6' black chick who gave me this "uhmmm mmmm" and complimented my style. She adjusted my collar before walking away shaking one of the most amazing asses I have ever seen. If I was traveling solo, and wanted to hook up, Tampa (at this time of year) would be the only option (or downtown St Petes). I would have done well rolling dolo, I am sure.

Florida has a huge spectrum from rich to poor. There does not seem to be much separating the two. Cruising around, we would go from ghetto to lush forested canal side homes in a hundred meters. Someone mentioned that Florida is the end of the sewer pipe (the I95) that flushes the east coast. I can see that, some of the people down there are just waiting for the next thing and hussling along as they can. Women included.

But there are some sweet, well mannered, well dressed girls down there as well. Its just easier to see Florida as a bit of an unchained place still, which is perhaps my favorite part about it. The girls have great genetics, and if they keep decently fit they can continue to be beautiful into their 40's, as many of the attractive older women I saw has proven. But many are swilling bud light by the dozen and eating burritos three times a day. Good genetics will eventually lose out to this kind of lifestyle.

I will definitely be back there. There are so many places to visit that are just a quick puddle jump away. Not sure about full time living, but I would love to explore the area a lot more. The Bahamas, the Keys, Cuba, Dominican Republic and all the little barrier islands in the gulf stream look amazing.

[stpete]

Nice report ....you covered our area well. I have been to all those places and do like Saltrock....PCI can get really crazy!

I'm curious what mall you were at. International?

[Laner]

Yes International. The girl I was with wanted to hit up Nieman Marcus and Nordstroms. There was another department store there, I cant recall the name, that had the hot stripper looking women.