Things fat chicks say
This one's better (and by better, I mean worse):
Fattie: "Where's the food?"
Me: Sorry, all out.
Fattie: "I have a stalker, and he is trying to rape me"
Me: Of course you have make believe friends.
Nigel would probably agree.
Me: Sorry, all out.
Fattie: "I have a stalker, and he is trying to rape me"
Me: Of course you have make believe friends.
Nigel would probably agree.
Fattie: "You just don't know how to handle a REAL woman."
Quote: (05-28-2012 01:28 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:
This one's better (and by better, I mean worse):
The lizards actually rationalise like that, I've trolled a few in real life by saying that I don't like skinny women and sat back to let the ball roll.
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I retweet things on Twitter with the tag #ThingsFatGirlsSay
There's some funny ones on there.
https://twitter.com/search/%23thingsfatgirlssay
There's some funny ones on there.
https://twitter.com/search/%23thingsfatgirlssay
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Quote: (05-28-2012 12:49 AM)Hooligan Harry Wrote:
If this one dedicated herself to working out hard and eating right for a few months, she actually could be sexy. With her body type she'll never be SKINNY, but she would actually be truly voluptuous, and it wouldn't be a euphemism for FAT.
"The best kind of pride is that which compels a man to do his best when no one is watching."
Some "advices" /critics a fat girl gave me about dating, because she wasn't getting the attention she wanted:
She: Ow jeez, you only like girls with waste size "36"...you are so terrible
Me: Not true at all....."34" will do fine as well
She: Why do you need a fit/ or skinny girl? they are not real women like me
She: You (guys in general) never will have a skinny girl for yourself. They always will have to find something better.
Me: both times just thinking why she doesn't shut up...no need to respond
She: Why does she have to be beautiful and hot? It's more important a girl is sweet.
Me: yeahyeahyeah my grandmomma is sweet as well...wtf do i care about sweetness at this point?
just some things only uglies or fatties could say
She: Ow jeez, you only like girls with waste size "36"...you are so terrible
Me: Not true at all....."34" will do fine as well
She: Why do you need a fit/ or skinny girl? they are not real women like me
She: You (guys in general) never will have a skinny girl for yourself. They always will have to find something better.
Me: both times just thinking why she doesn't shut up...no need to respond
She: Why does she have to be beautiful and hot? It's more important a girl is sweet.
Me: yeahyeahyeah my grandmomma is sweet as well...wtf do i care about sweetness at this point?
just some things only uglies or fatties could say
Here's a comment some fat chick left on an article Roosh linked on his twitter:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/articl...z1wIU8e9qy
God damn I must be too busy living in the real world to still be amazed at how much bullshit these people believe and take as truth.
Sorry how does that one work? You eat right - check. You exercise - check. AND YOU'RE STILL FAT. Seriously what the fuck are you doing? Something does not add up.
Umm..pretty sure it does sweetheart.
As a man - if I didn't look after my body, ate shit and generally abused myself I'd be labelled a slob, loser and a reject. Yet the women who do eat McFlurrys all day want to be accepted because it's 'normal.'
All the comments on that site that told any thing resembling a truth got voted down and all the 'BIG IS BEAUTIFUL' ones got voted up. So many obscene fat bitches thinking it's ok. Feminism has got the Anglosphere in in a noose and it's tightening it. Can't wait to get out of fatty-loving UK.
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t really sickens me how sloughs of women will shame the gorgeous bikini wearing women under the guise of being concerned about their health. GET REAL. You are NOT concerned about THEIR health. The fact that these women are too busy loving themselves to give a crap about your ignorant, narrow minded opinions pisses you off because it forces you to confront your own insecurities. Not everyone is naturally skinny. I'm fat. I work out and I eat right. AND I'M STILL FAT. You CANNOT determine a person's health simply by looking at them. Fat does NOT equal unhealthy just as skinny does not equal healthy. You can be a size zero, but if you sit on your couch all day eating oreos, you're sorry ass is getting heart disease, too. Nobody cares about a strangers health. Nobody. Why don't all you shameful women start working on loving yourselves more instead of desperately trying to tear those of us who already do down to your level.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/articl...z1wIU8e9qy
God damn I must be too busy living in the real world to still be amazed at how much bullshit these people believe and take as truth.
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I work out and I eat right. AND I'M STILL FAT
Sorry how does that one work? You eat right - check. You exercise - check. AND YOU'RE STILL FAT. Seriously what the fuck are you doing? Something does not add up.
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Fat does NOT equal unhealthy
Umm..pretty sure it does sweetheart.
As a man - if I didn't look after my body, ate shit and generally abused myself I'd be labelled a slob, loser and a reject. Yet the women who do eat McFlurrys all day want to be accepted because it's 'normal.'
All the comments on that site that told any thing resembling a truth got voted down and all the 'BIG IS BEAUTIFUL' ones got voted up. So many obscene fat bitches thinking it's ok. Feminism has got the Anglosphere in in a noose and it's tightening it. Can't wait to get out of fatty-loving UK.
I heard the alpha quote of the day today. This fat chick was sitting next to this jacked dude pounding a protein shake. She asked if he really needed the whey/told him it wasn't healthy. He didn't respond. She whips out a pack of those gummy candies made of real fruit and a fiber 1 granola bar. She proudly says "look i have healthy snacks too! no fat and high fiber" He turns toward her, looks down at her flabby arms and gunt then says "you know what else is low fat? soda. Those things are pure sugar, they're pretty much candy." She stopped talking to give her hamster some rest before it went into overdrive.
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