[Sourcecode]

We Have a place for funny cool stuff to go to..but what about...
the complete opposite.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

"What a monstrous creature!"

[NuMbEr7]

Ass like the grand canyon...

[alphaspiraton]

A wild snorlax appears!

[haywire]

I want to see that guys pics to whom these nudies were being sent.

[Walnuts]

You think if you slapped her drooping stomach fat with enough force, it would swing back and forth for eternity like a pendulum because of its unfathomable inertia?
Then you could get 3 more water buffaloes just like her and line them up to make a neat little makeshift newton's cradle.

[soup]

Thanks for shitting on my eyes.

[Cookie]

Fact: 75% of the women in Nicaragua look like Keith Stone without the beard. At this parade thing yesterday I girl with a beer gut and happy trail was wearing a Bikini and popping and locking it. I actually threw up a little in my mouth. It was the worst thing I´ve ever seen.

[Hooligan Harry]

how does she wipe her ass?

[Tuthmosis]

(05-27-2012 09:57 AM)Cookie Wrote:  

Fact: 75% of the women in Nicaragua look like Keith Stone without the beard. At this parade thing yesterday I girl with a beer gut and happy trail was wearing a Bikini and popping and locking it. I actually threw up a little in my mouth. It was the worst thing I´ve ever seen.

Do you mean this guy?
And, do they still have the mustache part?

   

[Cookie]

(05-27-2012 10:12 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(05-27-2012 09:57 AM)Cookie Wrote:  

Fact: 75% of the women in Nicaragua look like Keith Stone without the beard. At this parade thing yesterday I girl with a beer gut and happy trail was wearing a Bikini and popping and locking it. I actually threw up a little in my mouth. It was the worst thing I´ve ever seen.

Do you mean this guy?
And, do they still have the mustache part?

Damn, I forgot about the mustache, no they don´t have that (thank god). But, and I´ve been keeping tabs in my notebook, I usually only see 1 - 5 approachable girls at the clubs. And on closer inspection several of them have been missing teeth and shit like that. Outside Managua the quality drops to lows that I could never have imagined.

[Moma]

(05-27-2012 10:11 AM)Hooligan Harry Wrote:  

how does she wipe her ass?

Toilet roll on a stick.

[NuMbEr7]

How often does she shit should be the question

[Cincinnatus]

Goddamnit, I fucking KNEW I shouldn't have clicked on this thread. I've barely been awake half an hour and my brain is tortured with this.

Gonna pound the liquor REALLY early to forget this. Fuck!

[tjames]

100% honest here, when I want a boner to go away I think of Dr. Pulaski from Star Trek. Works everytime.

[kosko]

Lady Gaga is 110% un-boner-worthy:

[Tuthmosis]

(05-27-2012 12:30 PM)kosko Wrote:  

Lady Gaga is 110% un-boner-worthy:

I used to think the same thing until I learned what she used to look like.

   

[Sourcecode]

woah..guys...this is the boner killer thread...i would fuck both versions of lady gaga

[alphaspiraton]

[alphaspiraton]

omg so sexy

[porcupine]

Thanks.

[porcupine]

This will make it easier for all of those guys committed to not jacking off , though.

Just make this thread your homepage.

[HiFlo]

so gross

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

(05-27-2012 01:26 PM)porcupine Wrote:  

This will make it easier for all of those guys committed to not jacking off , though.

Just make this thread your homepage.

Although, for a moment I've really felt the need to fire up some hot, slim 19 yr. old lesbian porn to wash away the memory of this sacrilege. But it would be a good idea if seeing this every day would not drive me insane.

It's like the "witnessing an unnatural event or creature" from Call of Cthulhu. Check this shit out and tell me it doesn't apply to the thing in the first picture (or that 63-stone thing that Roosh tweeted about today).

SRD Wrote:

Encountering the Unimaginable
When people perceive creatures and entities of unspeakable horror, this experience costs them some portion of their minds, since such creatures are intrinsically discomforting and repellent. We never lose awareness of their slimy, fetid, alien nature.

[Walnuts]

There's always the possibility that seeing this twisted shit everyday will make you develop some sick subconscious fetish for this. hey, anything is possible and that's a risk i am not willing to take.