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11-11-2009, 11:49 AM
A couple of days ago I was faced with a situation where I hooked up with a chick the night before for sex and then had another chick literally walking into the door a couple of hours after the first chick is supposed to leave. The first chick spent the night and stayed with me into the next day and she left at 5pm. The next chick was supposed to show up at my place around 8pm and she too was spending the night.
What I did was replace the sheets with fresh sheets. Combed through the apartment looking for any damning evidence the first chick might have left behind. I vacuumed the apartment and furniture hoping to pick up any loose hairs, air freshener, febreezed the furniture in case the scent of her perfume was still in it. I had to wash the dishes because the second chick knows I don't like marinara and will ask why all of a sudden I decided to eat pasta and marinara. I wiped the bathroom down and didn't notice until the last second that the first bitch helped herself to my lint roller. She didn't bother to peel off the tape after using so her hair was all stuck in it. So I peeled that off and trashed it. Lit some incense and turned the lighting down to low as to not make anything obvious in case I missed something. And I did miss something. The second chicks walks in sits on the sofa and right next to her I spot the corsett left behind by the first chick stuffed between the cushion and a pillow. I was able to get between the 2nd chick and the corsett and tuck it away discreetly.
What tips do any of you guys have and cleaning up and removing evidence between chicks?
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11-11-2009, 05:17 PM
"Disposal of all my clothes that came into contact with girl into hamper, regardless of cleanliness?"
I did this too. I showered and changed clothes. Good tips.
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11-11-2009, 05:28 PM
Most importantly: Wash junk thoroughly. Don't want anything left behind on that from the previous girl either.
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11-11-2009, 05:45 PM
Bedding, bathroom, glasses, bottles, jewelry left behind: 95% covered.
Some shit you gotta leave as a souvenir. Still have dried period blood from the first time I fucked this girl a couple months ago, and pointed it out to her the second time she came over. Still casually seeing her.
Forgot to add, very important:
Turn on the lock feature on your cell phone, which requires you to enter a 4 digit password to access the phone. As you're making out, take your phone out, turn it off and put it somewhere. Even if she gets to it, she can't access shit. It only prompts you for the password after you first turn it on, not every time you flip it open, so I have this feature on all the time. You can also go in and manually turn on the lock so that you don't have to turn off and on the phone. Do the same with your computer, put it on standby every time she comes in. If you want to play music, create an alternate login account and password protect your own.
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11-11-2009, 07:24 PM
Good stuff, guys. If Bill Clinton had read these suggestions here he'd have never been impeached.
Good one too on the computer stuff. I think that probably gets overlooked by most guys. I clean out all my cache and history and stuff if a girl is coming by. Make sure my email can't be accessed. My computer is on lockdown. There's a million reasons a girl might want to hop on your computer for a minute, but if she looks in the history and see's PUA sites and stuff, she can see your username and then come to the site and see what you've written. And whatever you do, make sure they can't get to your email. That's generally not a problem with people who use web-based email(although many have their auto-filled passwords enabled so she can still go in - same problem with auto logins on facebook), but I download mine to an email client. Also don't let her use your computer while you go take a shower or something. I've heard stories of people installing key-logging software and shit like that in order to spy.
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11-11-2009, 07:39 PM
I had a chick that somehow got a hold of all my bookmarks and even knew my username on some forums I was posting on. Thus she knew what I was posting about.
One day I asked to use her laptop, and was shocked to see that she had a section of bookmarks that were mine exactly. I was blown away to say the least.
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11-11-2009, 08:11 PM
speakeasy, elguapo, basil,
Great idea about the computer.
I never thought about girls using that key-logging stuff.
I bet girls will start using that stuff more in the future.
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11-11-2009, 09:36 PM
Just read a funny story in my school paper, of how this chick, the author and an acquaintance, went on a blind date with some handsome aspiring actor she met online (hottest of the 26 profiles she was sent). They were about to fuck, he gets a call, goes into another room. She starts checking his nightstand, finds some honey, handcuffs, hundred condoms. She figures, eh, nothing too weird. Then she finds stacks of animal porn, freaks out, and lets him know she has to leave. He doesn't call her out.
Moral of the story: Hide your 'Oompas Loompas take it in the Poopa III" and the rest of your tasteful collection.*
*I've never lied about porn, I don't think many girls are actually weirded out by it. It's a shit test though, so some girls might think you're weak/weird if you claim you don't watch any.
