[the_conductor]

(05-10-2012 05:01 AM)Soma Wrote:  

Good call on CFP, I was planning on going there this weekend for some shopping (a bit far away for me) and I'll be bringing my A-game. And to be fair I haven't been around Phuket City much, which is probably the least whore-dense part of the island.

Cool man, let us know how it goes!

[WanderingSoul]

Apparently some girl that sent me interest on TF had her boyfriend break into her account. He deleted all of her shit before I got a chance to look at her picture. This is the message he sent me:

csige says: if u know english,,u can understand...this girl(SAI) is soo bitch...she has many foreigner guys in list and she want fuck all of them...i did fuck her 3 months..when i come back to my country,,she did fuck with others...never trust her...sai is soo bitch girl.if u want to know more u can add me..skype: singzaza
SHE said same words for everyone...like a bitch girl..


I guess he thinks this is supposed to make me NOT want to fuck her?

[NewToPUA]

(05-23-2012 12:12 AM)RioNomad Wrote:  

Apparently some girl that sent me interest on TF had her boyfriend break into her account. He deleted all of her shit before I got a chance to look at her picture. This is the message he sent me:

csige says: if u know english,,u can understand...this girl(SAI) is soo bitch...she has many foreigner guys in list and she want fuck all of them...i did fuck her 3 months..when i come back to my country,,she did fuck with others...never trust her...sai is soo bitch girl.if u want to know more u can add me..skype: singzaza
SHE said same words for everyone...like a bitch girl..


I guess he thinks this is supposed to make me NOT want to fuck her?

Hopefully that is not the Sai I raw dogged....... I guess the fact that I did not get that message is probably good.

[AlphaTravel]

I wonder if it's the same Sai wanting to meet me today? I didn't get the message either though, just checked. Though we stopped talking over TF a couple of weeks ago and moved to SMS / phone so she might not still have my messages saved.

What age etc is she Rio, let's see if we're all talking about the same girl ha ha!

[NewToPUA]

Haha. That would be ridiculous if they were the same girl. I am guessing not though, the Sai girl I hooked up with was very conservative/shy it took a lot of work to even get her to drink (but she was bombed after one margarita haha). Also its kind of fucked up but she broke down crying the next morning after hooking up with me because she was so upset with what she had done - she claimed it was only the third time she had sex (talk about awkward for me).

[WanderingSoul]

This is her profile: http://www.thaifriendly.com/csige

Poor girl. Once she uploads her pic, I may have to console her.

[AlphaTravel]

Looks like her profile has been deleted. Wasn't the same girl as I've been messaging.

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Also its kind of fucked up but she broke down crying the next morning after hooking up with me because she was so upset with what she had done - she claimed it was only the third time she had sex (talk about awkward for me)

Never had any of them cry on me but a couple have told me afterwards they felt guilty about hooking up on the first night because they don't usually do that sort of thing. Not sure I believe them or not tbh.

[NewToPUA]

(05-23-2012 03:13 AM)RioNomad Wrote:  

This is her profile: http://www.thaifriendly.com/csige

Poor girl. Once she uploads her pic, I may have to console her.

Haha just to screw around I talked to her and added her on skype. I have yet to get a picture out of her BUT she weighs 160 kg. So unless you want to do some harpooning it may be better to stay away.

[AlphaTravel]

It tells me her profile has been deleted when I click the link.

[NewToPUA]

(05-25-2012 03:13 AM)AlphaTravel Wrote:  

It tells me her profile has been deleted when I click the link.

Ya I got her skype before she deleted her profile.

[AlphaTravel]

It's only a matter of time, if it hasn't happened already, that some of us on the board bang the same chick from TF.

[iop890]

Saw this and immediately thought of this thread:


"First of all I am extremely sorry for writing what I am writing! I know this is a bad act but this is the only way I could think of to get around my need of the moment, please understand and help me?

I am a neat, clean, strong and sincere middle aged individual planning to spend 4 days in Bangkok during the last week of July 2012 and in search of girl partner to enjoy my time. I have never been in contact with a stranger for my life time and thus very much afraid of what I am trying to do (especially of sexually transmitted diseases), but I am decided. However, although I learned how easy it is to hook up with a girl in down town Bangkok for a very meager pay, I cannot go to that extend to satisfy my desire.

Therefore, with so much respect and regret for disturbing your feelings I kindly request you to help me get in touch with a girl who is NOT A PROFESSIONAL sex worker but willing to be with me for a couple of days. I promise to make her more than happy, financially and sexually.

Can you please… looking forward to your early feedback.

Best Regards,"

[AlphaTravel]

Shit you found my comment!

It's funny how he says he's not interested in a pro but will make the girl happy financially.

[Soma]

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Nopadol says: Verylovely@firstsight. Please allow me to be your friend or big brother krab. My phone for lines and whatapp is 081-9105242 ขอบคุณครับ 
My msn is.

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hamed2020 says: hi . i live in bangkok . i study ph.d business in ramkhamhaeng university. you are an attractive and beautiful woman . i like you. are you agree for real friendly with me ? i hope we can made a good life with each other . please answer me.

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azedine says: hi sweety
make me a place in your heart.
my skype aman.katz

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samehomara says: can u talk with me now please i see u online do u like me or no

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tonytodd says: your hot hot hot jup jup

Lastly, another classic from AndiS04:

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AndiS04 says: Hi Wish you a Great Weekend. What will you so today? I go to foodmarket and Buy for The Weekend eating Equipment. Hope to read from you and wie can Chat on Skype or msn send you a smile and a Kiss Andreas from Germany

That'll get her hot.

[iop890]

I love TF sometimes. Got propositioned for a devil's threesome with some guy and his thai girlfriend a while back, wish I'd kept the message for this thread.

Here's a one pretty good one(note the subtle use of smileys):

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555simon555 says: hello pretty lady how r u? is everything ok?
you look very very cute and beautiful serious im melt out of u haha
im in bkk study here
i can speak thai a bit
Simon Verigin is my facebook and simonsimon 1348 is my skype
so if u interest on me please add me there please
nice too meet u here
kiss.

[RawGod]

Hilarious repost of an IM conversation, from a well-known site catering to (loser) sexpats in Thiland. Includes editorial comment from that site (not from me), which I have italicized. My question: how does someone reach the age of 51 and attain the profession of lawyer, with such cluelessness?

My friend Chuck, well actually more like an acquaintance than a friend, is a middle-aged American hailing from Oregon and is a Platinum member on one of Thailand’s most popular dating sites. He is shining bald and compensates for it by having a bushy moustache. He's been coming to Thailand for a number of years and indulged in the P4P scene but now he is quite sick of it and wanted to find a good Thai girl. He likes petite Asian girls and thinks that his age is of no concern even though the girls he is after are considerable younger than him. He knows that back in the States he wouldn't have the same opportunities to achieve his dream and hence his many trips to Thailand. This is his profile on said website:

(him)
Age :51
Profession: Lawyer
Domicile : United States
Height: 172 cms
Weight: 90 kgs
Complexion: Olive
Marital status: Married
Smoke: yes
Alcohol: Moderately

“Looking for a soul mate to settle down with and be happy for ever after. Love Thailand.”

Anyway, Chuck related this conversation to me the other day when he saw an attractive Thai girl aged 32 online and clicked on her name to have a chat. It went down something like this:

Chuck: Hello there...hello?

Pornthip: Hello, yes?

C : How are you?

P : I fine.

C : Are you working?...

You there?

No, It’s early..no? I am here..

Ah yes, it’s just 8.30...I’m in Chiang Mai in my hotel. Are you a hair dresser?

Yes. I work with TV production in make up and hairdressing.

Wow, that’s exciting!

What you do?

I’m a lawyer, have my own TV show too. People back in the States don’t like lawyers.

Why?

Well, you know it’s usually when people have problems and they need lawyers...so because it’s a stressful time for them they don’t like lawyers.

I no understand.

What don’t you understand?

If they need lawyers they should like them I think.

It’s not just that, lawyers in the US aren’t trusted. Some people call them shysters.

You shyster?

No, I’m not but people have that perception.

So you not shyster then people like you?

Yes but they don’t know I’m not shyster.

Why don’t you tell them?

Ok, never mind. I want to see you in Bangkok, ok? I can come in a few days.

I not here in few days, I go with production on location in Hua Hin. Why you want to see me, you married, no?

Yes and no.

Yes or no?

Yes but separated.

Wife you didn’t come with you holiday Thailand?

No because we’re separated.

Yes, she stay home in America.

No, you misunderstand, we’re not living together, our marriage is on the rocks.

What you mean, like whisky on the rocks?

No, no, no.. It’s just an American expression, when you’re about to get divorced.

Oh, I sorry you not happy.

So am I but I hope to find the right Thai girl and marry her and be happy again.

You have students?

You mean children?

Students are children, no?

Not always but yes, I have two children. They're teenagers.

They have Iphones?

Huh? Yes, but why do you ask?

I no have latest Iphone yet.

I see. When I find the right Thai girl to stay with me I'll buy her one.

Good luck to you. Na!

You mean you don’t want to see me? Don’t you like my looks?

I no like hair on lips.

That’s no problem, I can always shave it off.

I know but you can’t put it back on top your head, I hairdresser, I know.

Maybe I'll buy a toupee then?

What that?

A hairpiece.

Ah I know that. Not easy to find a grey one.

What the f***! Do you think this is the way to treat a potential sponsor?

I no want sponsor, I want nice man, not speak bad and have real hair I can look after and him look after me. I no want shyster. OK?

....Hmmm, Ok, I have to go now for breakfast...it’s included in the room price...good bye.

Bye bye..and no eat too muth, na? Thai girl no like fat man.


So that was just as Chuck told it. He said he cut it short before he got even more damaged.

He made up for it by piling extra honey on his pancakes. He is reconsidering his divorce.

I warned him about trying to date young and beautiful Thai girls. I advised him to get one in her forties who gives a good massage.

He is trying to get a refund from the dating site.

[AlphaTravel]

If that is real it's hilarious.

[Vicious]

Why does some people insist on using complex words, sentences and slang with people that have a very basic grasp of their language?

Are they trying to show off or are they incapable of understanding the very fundamentals of communication?

[AlphaTravel]

Yeah always keep the messages short and simple. You don't want to confuse things.

[Timoteo]

That's a hilarious exchange between Chuck and Pornthip. Since I like communicating with internationals, I have always been conscious of using simple language, even with those that speak English. It's even more important when using a translator into a foreign language. Picking up on slang is one of the most difficult things in learning a foreign language.

This guy is a straight-up pussy though. They've never spoken or met, and only chatted for a little bit, and she's dictating to him how she wants him to remake himself, and he's actually accomodating her wishes ("I can shave my moustache, I'll get a toupee" HA HA!). She's also a bit of a career woman, so she's really not going to be all that into taking care of HIS needs. He needs to find himself another candidate.

[Soma]

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bigsteff says: hi !!! nice to meet u ...

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tinytim says: @bigsteff you write that to every girl. retard!

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audrey00 says: "Hope" is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all

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greeneyes1 says: hi...good morning... :-)
i'm a shy guy na...
have a nice day...

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petredane1 says: hii .. i m 27 , greek ... my girl friend is thai and she is 30.. we want to a girlfriend to 3sum sex... we will come bkk in december 2012 ... interest? ..send me message...

[Soma]

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sagar9811463350 says: Can u guide me to the path of glory

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HESAM says:
Hey. How are you dear? My name is Hesam. You're so sweet and lovely. I like that you become more familiar. I squeezed good friends. Kiss Kiss.

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jakey says: hello buetiful how old is your child?

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kam46 says: u very lovely then n obad think bcz about my heart i msay u if u accept me pls for speak and more know we tell me

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tinku1982 says: ***If you're arab or indian(india grrrr w/e) please DON'T try to talk to me srry if sounds rude but I DON'T like***
what you mean with this r they not human that u cant to make friends, if cant why r u in dating site go and search for local people .

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tinku1982 says: u r too hot and too hot and huge may be difficult to satisfy u

[Satoshi]

Punk Rock Buddha (what a name) is writing "Narak mak" - very cure

[Hispanic_Reasoning]

dude, those comments are a lot alike the ones from the annoying desperate fuckers on Interpals. I swear to god, the guys on that site are such fucking desperate hounds. they will overload on the compliments to the point where the chicks have high bitch shields in a different way than usual. and the biggest offenders for that are the middle eastern, indian, and african guys, especially the north african ones.

[Puck21]

http://www.thaifriendly.com/photo.php?u=...&id=698888

the picture and the comments together are just hilarious


Naisham says: Hi i need your friendship forever