[Parlay44]

(05-06-2012 07:46 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Yeah, Parlay put me onto this phenomenon. I ran into this post a while back why searching for some other shit.

Why do most girls dislike Indian guys?

Your regrets for writing that Totem Pole post are eerily similar to Einstein's regrets over the atom bomb or Alfred Nobel's regrets over dynamite. You should start a prestigious prize to make up for it: the Roosh Five Indian-Troll Prize.™ You get a sash, a bottle of ACV, a box of baking soda, and a free copy of your choice of Roosh books or compendia.

I think there has been a huge influx of Indians migrating to the US lately. My workplace is full of Indian Engineers. Walking around NYC I see tons of them. I went to Atlantic City the other night and the casino was full of Indian dudes. It's like everywhere I turn now.

The few cool dudes I work with all speak English with a British accent. The girls seems to like it.

Believe it or not the Americanized ones can pull some white bitches. It's the fresh off the boat dudes that cling so desperately to their culture and old world ways that have issues and plague the forums.

[speakeasy]

The Indian trolls should hit up right-wing commentator Dinesh D'Souza for game advice. He's not the best looking guy but he specializes in conservative white poon. He was dated Ann Coulter and was engaged to Laura Ingraham. He's currently married to some woman named "Dixie". This is the only pic I can find of her:

Not too bad at all for a geeky little Indian guy.



So, Indian troll, there's hope for you yet!

[Lukey]

(05-07-2012 05:47 PM)ManAbout Wrote:  

(05-06-2012 11:53 PM)houston Wrote:  

Some guy on here named global Baller ONLY talks about black related things. I don't even think his information is accurate but I would classify him as a black troll from his posts.

Yes, Global Baller is the worst. Somebody posted a data sheet on New Orleans a while back. This guy goes in there and posts about police brutality in New Orleans against the black community, completely derailing the thread. I think he needs to create his own brotha travel guide.

Every time I see that guy's posts I immediately stop reading the thread. Seriously annoying with an obvious complex.

[at350zguyy]

some of this stuff is pure entertainment. i read some of the old troll threads for laughs now.

[el mechanico]

"My workplace is full of Indian Engineers."

Do they troll you on the job? Details? I've never read about you pulling at work..

[WesternCancer]

(05-07-2012 11:28 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

"My workplace is full of Indian Engineers."

Do they troll you on the job? Details? I've never read about you pulling at work..

Hes an engineer there are no girls at his work.

[Parlay44]

(05-07-2012 11:52 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  

(05-07-2012 11:28 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

"My workplace is full of Indian Engineers."

Do they troll you on the job? Details? I've never read about you pulling at work..

Hes an engineer there are no girls at his work.

Yeah my work place is fucking Sausagepalooza

[at350zguyy]

(05-08-2012 06:52 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

(05-07-2012 11:52 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  

(05-07-2012 11:28 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

"My workplace is full of Indian Engineers."

Do they troll you on the job? Details? I've never read about you pulling at work..

Hes an engineer there are no girls at his work.

Yeah my work place is fucking Sausagepalooza

Even female engineers tend to look like dudes, which only makes it worse.

[at350zguyy]

certainly an appropriate place for this one.

[Roosh]

An Indian guy tried to troll me in Industrial Shithole. He asked me why I was here and I said "vacation."

Indian Troll: "Oh yeah, vacation, are you sure there aren't any other reasons you would be here?"

Me: "Why do you care why I'm here?"

Indian Troll: "Uh.. uh"

[el mechanico]

(05-08-2012 06:52 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

(05-07-2012 11:52 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  

(05-07-2012 11:28 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

"My workplace is full of Indian Engineers."

Do they troll you on the job? Details? I've never read about you pulling at work..

Hes an engineer there are no girls at his work.

Yeah my work place is fucking Sausagepalooza

Does your boss give the more important engineering assignments to the white guys? What's the lunchroom situation? Fridge full of all kinds of weird shit? Any pussy talk at the watercooler?

Anyway the fact I've ran into three of these dudes and all three have cockblocked me makes them a target for me to fuck with now. I will seek them out and troll them as much as possible.

Two days ago my giant overhead door at work got stuck up. I asked Sanjay for a ladder and he said "We have to got get something" referring to him and the electrician. I thought he would come over when they got back to borrow the ladder. I wait an hour and then see him out front screwing around. so you have time to run over for a cockblock but not to help me with my door? I really dont know about these dudes.

[Basil Ransom]

(05-08-2012 08:37 AM)Roosh Wrote:  

An Indian guy tried to troll me in Industrial Shithole. He asked me why I was here and I said "vacation."

Indian Troll: "Oh yeah, vacation, are you sure there aren't any other reasons you would be here?"

Me: "Why do you care why I'm here?"

Indian Troll: "Uh.. uh"

Hahahaha

   

This Indian joint moved into the building where my gym is. The moment I leave the gym, I get blasted with curry vapors. They don't fuck around.

The cool Indian guys can be pretty fucking funny.

[at350zguyy]

(05-08-2012 08:51 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(05-08-2012 06:52 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

(05-07-2012 11:52 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  

(05-07-2012 11:28 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

"My workplace is full of Indian Engineers."

Do they troll you on the job? Details? I've never read about you pulling at work..

Hes an engineer there are no girls at his work.

Yeah my work place is fucking Sausagepalooza

Two days ago my giant overhead door at work got stuck up. I asked Sanjay for a ladder and he said "We have to got get something" referring to him and the electrician. I thought he would come over when they got back to borrow the ladder. I wait an hour and then see him out front screwing around. so you have time to run over for a cockblock but not to help me with my door? I really dont know about these dudes.

Indians will not do manual labor. I had to train a fresh off the boat postdoc when I was a grad student and any time I told him what to do he looked at me like a deer in headlights even though I said everything in a language he completely understood.

[Parlay44]

(05-08-2012 07:46 AM)at350zguyy Wrote:  

(05-08-2012 06:52 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

(05-07-2012 11:52 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  

(05-07-2012 11:28 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

"My workplace is full of Indian Engineers."

Do they troll you on the job? Details? I've never read about you pulling at work..

Hes an engineer there are no girls at his work.

Yeah my work place is fucking Sausagepalooza

Even female engineers tend to look like dudes, which only makes it worse.

I don't know what you're complaining about. Any of those girls you've showed me pics of are doable. Maybe I just have low standards. I don't think I do though.

[el mechanico]

Here's how I deal with Indian trolls in the wild. I have to three phase circuit panels that belong to my landlord. I let sanjay use my three phase because I don't need it. I'm going to sell the panels today for 400 dollars and when the landlord asks about them I'm going to tell him Sanjay took them. Also my cousin owns the bar he drinks at everyday. Miller light. I'm going to call him and tell him if he doesn't raise the price on miller light 50 cents I'm not working on his cars anymore and not to ask why.

[at350zguyy]

just 50 cents? is he that cheap where 50 cents will make the difference? my dad is a pretty cheap dude but 50 cents to him on a beer isnt a huge deal.

is this guy's last name patel by any chance?

[at350zguyy]

(05-08-2012 09:46 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

(05-08-2012 07:46 AM)at350zguyy Wrote:  

(05-08-2012 06:52 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

(05-07-2012 11:52 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  

(05-07-2012 11:28 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

"My workplace is full of Indian Engineers."

Do they troll you on the job? Details? I've never read about you pulling at work..

Hes an engineer there are no girls at his work.

Yeah my work place is fucking Sausagepalooza

Even female engineers tend to look like dudes, which only makes it worse.

I don't know what you're complaining about. Any of those girls you've showed me pics of are doable. Maybe I just have low standards. I don't think I do though.

the one i work with is definitely not doable, IMO. she looks more manly than her boyfriend.

[el mechanico]

(05-08-2012 10:13 AM)at350zguyy Wrote:  

just 50 cents? is he that cheap where 50 cents will make the difference? my dad is a pretty cheap dude but 50 cents to him on a beer isnt a huge deal.

is this guy's last name patel by any chance?

50 cents is a huge deal here because the local bars compete for business. He will freak. He sits there and drinks for about 5 hours a night wearing a Cleveland Indians hat.

[at350zguyy]

(05-08-2012 10:18 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(05-08-2012 10:13 AM)at350zguyy Wrote:  

just 50 cents? is he that cheap where 50 cents will make the difference? my dad is a pretty cheap dude but 50 cents to him on a beer isnt a huge deal.

is this guy's last name patel by any chance?

50 cents is a huge deal here because the local bars compete for business. He will freak. He sits there and drinks for about 5 hours a night wearing a Cleveland Indians hat.

money is the biggest way to troll with indians without a doubt.

[Tuthmosis]

I'm dying over here thinking about trolling Indian guys in real life.

Sticking to the over-generalizing theme, I have to say that, in my experience, these are observations I've made about Indian (American) guys. This is based on several buddies I have who are Indian and various other acquaintances. All things considered, it's a decent sample size I have.

1. Friendly-ass, jolly dudes (around guys). Usually in a junior-high, buddy-buddy kind of way.

2. Become nervous, awkward, and massive cockblockers as soon as a girl steps into the vicinity.

   

3. Horny all the time and lusting after white girls.

--

Interestingly, I've (unwittingly) been trolling my neighbor, an Indian student. This motherfucker complains about my "loud music" all the time. He knocks on my door whenever he thinks he "can hear the music." In the spirit of turning a complaint into a friend, I was nice to him at first. I think he took my kindness for weakness and made more demands on me. In response, I became increasingly hostile to the bitch. Like on two or three occasions, he straight-up interrupted dates. He stopped coming up at night when I came to the door in just boxer shorts once, and was like, "What is it? I have a friend over." He was all apologetic and left, but then started slipping passive-aggressive notes under my door. It got so bad that I came close to beating his ass into the ground when he came up in the middle of the afternoon to complain. Here's the worst part: the music was not loud. He just likes library-like silence in his apartment. The last time, I fucking screamed at his-ass in a menacing way and he took off. I haven't heard from him lately, but thought I heard a timid knocking at my door the other day. I ignored it.

The way I decided to troll the asshole was to give him a taste of a different type of noise: loud fucking. If I have a screamer in the apartment, I make sure the windows are open, that I have her in the spot closest to him, and pound her in a way that maximizes her particular loudness. The music is at a whisper, but the fucking is on blast.

   

[xsplat]

I've noticed a distinct schism in the community between the handicaps do exist and the handicaps are nothing but mental crowds.

[at350zguyy]

i think it also depends on whether youre born in the western world or not. those that are not are at a disadvantage because of the stereotype, accent, and culture shock.

[ColSpanker]

I wonder if it's the Indians we see in the USA and not the whole country. You have to figure the ones who can make it out of Mumbai have to have connections and skillz. You average tea boy isn't going to have what it takes to get to Detroit if he doesn't possess any of these. Thus, all the nerdy engineers and mama's boys. I'm sure if you went to the bad side of Benares you'd find some tough dudes ready to kick ass and take names.
In my part-time job I sometimes see Indians looking at the merchandise. It's common knowledge among people in retail that Indians are the worst customers. Sheeet, I'll gladly wait on a group of ghetto thugs over an FOB Indian couple any day of the week. The thugs will at least drop some cash, the Indians will drive me nuts and not buy a thing.

[Caligula]

(05-08-2012 03:37 PM)ColSpanker Wrote:  

I wonder if it's the Indians we see in the USA and not the whole country. You have to figure the ones who can make it out of Mumbai have to have connections and skillz. You average tea boy isn't going to have what it takes to get to Detroit if he doesn't possess any of these. Thus, all the nerdy engineers and mama's boys. I'm sure if you went to the bad side of Benares you'd find some tough dudes ready to kick ass and take names.
In my part-time job I sometimes see Indians looking at the merchandise. It's common knowledge among people in retail that Indians are the worst customers. Sheeet, I'll gladly wait on a group of ghetto thugs over an FOB Indian couple any day of the week. The thugs will at least drop some cash, the Indians will drive me nuts and not buy a thing.

I know an upper class Indian dude from Bombay who lived in London for a couple of years. Dude got laid like crazy, slammed a few (white) fashion models that I know of. He wasn't super wealthy but had great style and swagger. He had the accent too. It didn't seem to hold him back.

[michelin]

respect for the Indian cast, folks ! **sigh**

Does it really take another movie like "RAwdog Slamming Millionaire" (...or how was that blockbuster's name? ) to recognize our Indian friends?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...illionaire

Peace.