[Laser]

For the more adventurous players:

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com

Exchange a few letters, bust a conjugal visit nut. There are actually some cuties on the site. Just remember, there's a reason they're incarcerated.



I'm looking for a pen pal to help pass the time and to keep me in touch with what is going on in the world. I'm looking for someone young, active, someone with a job and someone who would like to make a difference in the world and help me be motivated to do something with my life away from prison. I got involved with the wrong guy at a young age and I am paying the price, now I want to find the right guy.

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/maeghan-11598.html



I am a fun loving girl. I'm in a bad place, but I've got a beautiful heart and a caring soul. Even the best of people make mistakes right? I'm outgoing, but can be shy at times. I have an absolutely addicting personality! I've been in prison awhile, but it's almost my time to leave.

I'm looking for new friends and supportive people, but only if you don't intend to play games. I've been let down too many times. I'm an amazing girl who you wont regret getting to know. I'm not judgmental and am very open minded. Once you've had a lil', I promise you'll want more. I'm loyal, honest, and I eagerly await your letter.

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/carmen-11619.html



Hi, my name is Andrea. I am a kind, sassy, fun, and exciting person with a lot of love to offer. I am hoping to meet that very special and charming someone who is generous, compassionate, caring, and nonjudgmental. I enjoy reading, writing, shopping, swimming, and exercising. I also love the outdoors. I am very passionate about spending time with that special someone.

Upon my release, I am looking to relocate as I hope to start a new life. I truly want to move forward and leave the past behind me. In this particular time in my life, i am in search of true friendship and possibly even more. Could this be you? If it sounds like we're compatible, please take the time to be acquainted.

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/andrea-11698.html

[Moma]

I think this is the mechanic's forte.

[el mechanico]

" I have an absolutely addictive personality! "" Fixed that for her. You're not going to get sex visits by becoming penpals. Maybe a handjob at visitation. You probably could be the dude who picks her up when she get released though. The other thread has more info.

[OGNorCal707]

Only fear would be these women being extremely needy, psychologically unbalanced, clingy, obsessive, and have them stalk you when they get out. Maybe if you could lie about who you are, what you do, where you live, etc., you could get away with fucking them on conjugal visits. I bet fucking a prison chick on a conjugal visit would be insanely good sex.

[HiFlo]

This actually sounds really dumb. It's for guys who have no game and can't get laid IIRL. The girls use these guys, ask for money for attorney fees and commissary

[that guy]

This needs to be a movie, like a followup to wedding crashers.

[R Smoov]

Too bad all of them are either in Texas or Cali.

[kosko]

Yea I can see weak dudes with no game getting used by this big time.

[Screwston]

Where's the other prison thread? It depends on what they go to prison for. There's a lot of young girls in there who make a stupid mistake and get disowned by their family. These are the girls I want. Not really feeling jailbirds with more tattoos than me.

Am I the only one who's interested in this? Mechanico I don't think they know about that prison pussy. Bad girls will give you some porn sex. That 2nd girl is pretty good!

Yummy..
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/kerri-11817.html

[Screwston]

Life sentence. This one will rape you during a visit. I bet her pussy would be soaking up that uniform as soon as she meets her pen pal.

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/liliana-11753.html

[babelfish669]

(05-04-2012 01:18 PM)OGNorCal707 Wrote:  

Only fear would be these women being extremely needy, psychologically unbalanced, clingy, obsessive, and have them stalk you when they get out. Maybe if you could lie about who you are, what you do, where you live, etc., you could get away with fucking them on conjugal visits. I bet fucking a prison chick on a conjugal visit would be insanely good sex.

Or steal all your money & murder you

[Screwston]

Laser - did you check out the rest of the prison pen pal sites? I searched real quick and there's a quite a few out there. I bet some of these girls would be loyal as a dog (for at least a few weeks when they get out) if you wrote a letter a month. A lot of the younger girls are getting out in a year or 2? Who's gonna be the first player to fuck one

[michelin]

+ No need to deactivate bitch shields when going through security

[j r]

I like how all these bitches list dancer as their occupation before prison.

[OGNorCal707]

The OP must be getting his game from George Costanza. Anyone remember the episode where George starts dating a chick in jail and says it's the best relationship he ever had, (he only sees her ever so often and has sex). Then she's due for parole and George tries to sabotage her, because he doesn't want to have a convention "real" relationship if she's released. Classic.

[Gmac]

Crazy, horny, unlawful bitches... just my type. The logistics are pretty tough. I'd probably have to use a fake name / address.

[el mechanico]

(05-05-2012 08:20 AM)Gmac Wrote:  

Crazy, horny, unlawful bitches... just my type. The logistics are pretty tough. I'd probably have to use a fake name / address.

You can't nor can you be convicted of a felony.They won't let you visit (hand job in the yard) until they run a backround check.

[Screwston]

You can get a PO box if you don't want them to have your address. Mechanico do you know if they let females get visitors 1 on 1? I wonder if there's any way to fuck them during a visit. Has to be...

[HiFlo]

(05-04-2012 03:28 PM)kosko Wrote:  

Yea I can see weak dudes with no game getting used by this big time.

Basically that's what this is. These girls are looking for temp 'sugar daddies' to support them while their in jail and send them money.

It seems a waste of money and resources to me.

[michelin]

actually "Prison Game" would be a good title for a successful TV series (and video game?), maybe a sequel to "Prison Break"...

[MidniteSpecial]

get one of them pregnant so she can give birth to the baby in jail like tupac

[King Solomon]

I would totally do this. Comical.

I will look into it.

You fellas give me any tips you got. I will report.

[SharkJordan]

Who the fuh still writes letters?